I do not own the movies mentioned in this story or the voice actors. The voice actors own themselves. I just realized that I still have two more chappies after this, so bear with me, guys. I know it's been a long story!

On the way to Balamb, everyone had stuff to do. Hurky, Nobody, and Sorawere debating on which movie to watch, Ryo was baking pies for some weird reason, Goofy was snoozing like always, Riku was polishing his car, and Donald drove the gummi ship.

Ryo put a secret ingredient in one of the pies she was baking. She put paopu fruit in the pie, just for her and Riku. She also made apple pie, peach pie, and a pie with a fruit called the pollochik fruit, a fruit that made anyone do the chicken dance, and it was especially for Sora. After the pies were left to cool under Nobody's supervision, Ryo went to take a nap on the couch. She had a totally random dream, too...

In Ryo's dream...

Ryo was sitting on the couch on the gummi ship, hanging out with Sora and Kairi for some weird reason.

"So, have any of you ever tasted the pollochik fruit?" asked Ryo.

"No, but I heard that it makes someone do the chicken dance!" replied Kairi.

"Yeah, I once dared this guy in my class to eat it and he did!" said Sora. "It was so hilarious!"

"You're so crazy, Sora!" said Ryo.

"Sora?" asked Sora. "I'm not Sora!"

"What?" asked Ryo. "You're not?"

"And I'm not Kairi, either." said Kairi.

Suddenly, Sora and Kairi pulled off masks and revealed the faces of two blonde haired teenagers.

"I'm Haley Joel Osment!" said the blonde guy.

"And I'm Hayden Panetierre!" said the blonde haired girl.

"We just play Sora and Kairi." said Haley.

Ryo stepped, slowly, out of the room.

"Hey, Hayden." said Haley. "Want to sing the Jungle Rhythm song?"

"Sure!" replied Hayden.

So, they began to sing the Jungle Rhythm song that Haley sang in The Jungle Book 2...

Suddenly, still in the dream, Ryo woke up and found Riku sitting next to her.

"Riku, I had a dream that Sora and Kairi turned into Haley Joel Osment and Hayden Panetierre!" said Ryo as she sat up.

"It's OK, Ryo." said Riku. "But I'm not really Riku."

He took off a mask like how Sora and Kairi did and revealed the face of a blonde haired guy.

"I'm really David Gallhager!" said Riku.

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Ryo.

Ryo woke up in real life with Riku gently shaking her.

"Ryo, wake up!" he cried.

Ryo opened her eyes, saw Riku, and screamed.

"What?" asked Riku.

"Are you really Riku?" asked Ryo.

"Noooo, I'm David Gallhager." said Riku sarcastically. "Of course I'm Riku."

Ryo threw her arms around Riku.

"Riku, it was really scary!" said Ryo. "You turned into that guy on 7th Heaven!"

"Nice!" said Riku. "I love that show! Speaking of which..."

He turned on the TV and 7th Heaven was just starting.

"7th Heaven. When I see their happy faces, smiling back at me...7th Heaven. I know there's no greater feeling than the love of faaamillyyyy, where can you gooooooooo, when the world don't treat you right..."

"Hey, Riku, set the DVD player!" said Sora. "I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense!"

The three were arguing over who got to watch what, when suddenly, Hurky and Nobodyran into the room.

"Guys!" she said. "Ansem's daughter's getting her own reality show!"

"WHAT?" cried Sora and Riku at the same time.

"Yeah, it's going to be called Oarah: Living Large and In Charge!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Sora and Riku until Riku passed out.

"What's with him?" asked Hurky.

Nobody got a glass of water and dumped it on Riku.

"Thanks, Nobody." said Riku when he woke up. "I can't believe that freak! She intimidates us at school, her dad took control of me and took my car, only so that his daughter can get a date with me! That's insane!"

"No one said she was normal, Riku." said Sora. "Our history teacher told us both that she has a mental disorder. That's why she always acts weird, calls everyone 'kitten,' and is always telling Kairi to shut up or that she hates her!"

Riku snickered. "Hey, Sora, remember the time in history class? Oarah told Kairi, 'I don't like you, Kairi.' and then Freep said, 'Hey! I don't like people who say those kind of things!'"

He and Sora laughed.

"Hey, who wants pie?" asked Ryo.

"I do!" said Sora and Riku.

So, Ryo first gave Sora the pollochik pie and then Riku the paopu pie and then took some for herself.

"So, how's the pie?" asked Ryo to Riku.

"Tastes pretty good." said Riku. "Tastes like a passionfruit mixed with mango and strawberry."

"Mine tastes weird!" said Sora. "Like mincemeat pie! But the mincemeat's red!"

Suddenly, Sora dropped his pie and started doing the chicken dance.

"AHHH!" cried Sora. "I can't stop!"

Everyon cracked up...

So, Riku never found out that the pie was made from paopu fruits. Donald landed the gummi ship in Balamb and Hurky went to the administration.

"So, why was my request for a permit rejected?" asked Hurky.

"Because of a lot of reasons." replied Mr. Finn, the guy responsible for the permits and rejected Hurky and her brother. "1. Your brother is a troublemaker. He pranked 20 teachers in 5 days, pulled the fire alarm 36 times in one week, egged the homecoming parade, was caught with alcohol on the premises, and talked back to his teachers. 2. You kept ditching. You left right before and after spring break and was gone for two months. Now, it's the end of the year!"

"But I'm the keyblade wielder-" said Hurky.

"-I don't care if you were the president of Balamb, you're still a regular person." said Finn. "Now let me take that keyblade. I'm going to give it to the valedictorian who's going to Harvard World."

"But the keyblade chose me." said Hurky.

"What, it has a life of its own or something?" asked Finn. He took Hurky's keyblade from her, but only to end up getting electrocuted.

"It really does have a life of its own!" said the counselor.

"Mr. Finn!" interupted Mina Momodine, who walked in with a laptop. "I know the reason why Crystal's the keyblade wielder!"

Hurky turned around. "Mina?" she asked.

Mina put the laptop down on the shiny black table. "Even thoughCrystal wasn't born in this world, she did move here in 2001 and moved back to the world she resided in before she came to Balamb, which is Wonderland,during christmas break of 2004." she explained. "But you don't have to be born in this world to be the world's keyblade wielder. The keyblade has to choose the wielder. And it chose Crystal."

"But why her, of all the students?" asked another counselor.

"Yeah, why me?" asked Hurky.

"How should I know?" asked Mina.

"Well, we're still not changing our minds." said Finn. "She has aC on her report card and her brother has worse grades, and that makes the school look bad! She doesn't deserve to becomea SeeD. Miss Dermott,you are hereby kicked out. You have 48 hours to pack up your dorm stuff, turn in your textbooks and other weapons that belong to the schoolexcept for your little keyblade,and un-enroll yourself. Good day to you."

"I don't need this school anyway!" said Hurky. "You don't care about how happy the kids are. Some are miserable here and they weren't that way when they first came here. You only care about being the number 1 school in the worlds. Fine with me. But one day, this school is going to get attacked and I won't be there because you kicked me out. And your motto is stupid. 'Simply the greatest and getting greater?' I think it should be changed to 'Simply the stupidest and getting stupider.' You guys are completely stupid! I'm out of here!"

Then, she and Mina stormed out.

Hurky packed up her things, said her goodbyes, turned in her learning weapons, and un-enrolled herself and left Balamb on the gummi ship.

"I decided what I'mgoing to do." said Hurky. "I'm going to build a house on Destiny Islands and go to school there. And, I'll get a job there!"

"Hey, yeah!" said Sora. "Our friend Selphie's dad owns a smoothie shop. He'll gladly hire you!"

Everyone was silent.

"Hey, Hurky? Nobody? Ryo?" asked Sora. "Where were you when your worlds were swallowed in darkness?"

"Well, my world wasn't swallowed in darkness." said Ryo. "My world has a lot to do with light, so it held the darkness off."

"Balambdid getswallowed in darkness a year ago." said Hurky. "When that storm was coming to swallow up our world, I got on my gummi ship, and fast, and left. I escaped to Traverse Town and that's whenI got my keyblade."

"My world was next to get swallowed, but then Sora saved the worlds at that time, so the threat was gone." said Nobody.

Everyone remained silent until they got to Destiny Islands, where Riku drove his car out of the gummi ship and pulled into his driveway. Riku's dad, who looked exactly like Riku, walked out of his house.

"Hey, Riku!" he said. "I'm back from Traverse Town!"

He noticed his son's car, still in good condition.

"Great job on keeping your car in good shape." said Riku's dad. "Your mom and I are so proud, we're paying for your auto insurance!"

"Haha, even after getting stolen by Ansem?" asked Riku.

"What was that, son?" asked Riku's dad.

"Oh, nothing!" lied Riku.

"Ooh, and Mrs. Bon Sorton called and said that you have a date with Oarah on Friday." said Riku's dad.

"Aw man!" cried Riku.

Hurky: That's all for now, we're almost done with the story! Tune in next time, when I update once again! Thanks to all who reviewed and special thanks to Sailorstar165 for the chicken dance idea and the paopu pie. Until then, I'm going to be beating the 102 degree weather in this big fridge at my old school! (drinks out of a glass of lemonade)

Janitor: HEY! GET OUT! FREEZER FOOD AND CAFETERIA PERSONNEL ONLY!

Hurky: Whoops, I'm out of here! (runs out) :D