Disclaimer: I do not own charmed or any of the characters.

Authors note: Thank you to halli-halliwell, PunkRokPixie, and lillynilly for reviewing. (Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. Chapter two was meant to be a small one, but this one looked bigger on paper… (chapter four is pretty long I promise!)

CHAPTER THREE

Oh my god!


(Meanwhile.)

"Oh. My. God!"

Piper turned to see her little sister emerge from the living room. Her eyes were wide. Her lips were parted.

"Who was that hot guy? Piper? How old is he? Where does he live? How do you know him? Why was he here?… Piper!"

"Phoebe: Calm down."

Phoebe ran to the window.

"Man. He has a great butt…" She sighed, with no indication of taking Pipers advice.

Piper shook her head in disbelief.

She is one hormonal fourteen year old.-

"Phoebe?"

Piper watched the back of her blonde, highlighted, head. It didn't move.

She breathed an exasperated sigh. What was it with Phoebe? For god's sake, she'd been after Jeremy since day one. Now she was baiting Leo.

Not that I like Leo.- she thought.

Even though he is so unbelievably cute…-

"He's too old for you." Her mouth said, without her permission.

"And possibly gay."

Piper cringed.

Why the hell did I just say that?-

Phoebe glared at her.

"Right. He's gay. Of course he is. And here's me thinking it's just my older sister trying to cut me out of the picture."

"Phoebe-"

"Piper. You have Jeremy. And you are not the type of girl to two-time. Sorry sis, but even if you were, he is way out of your league."

Yes. I have Jeremy.- She told herself.

JEREMY... My boyfriend, who I love... I'm just worrying for Leo. Phoebe wouldn't be good for him.-

It had nothing to do with the fact that her heart hadn't stopped pounding, since she opened the door to him…

"Phoebe, sweetie I'm not trying to cut you out, I'm just- He's too old for you. Do me a favour and steer clear?"

Phoebe narrowed her almond shaped eyes at her.

"Two words. No. Way."

Piper frowned.

Why do I care? I shouldn't care. I don't care. At all. Zilch. Nada… But oh my god he's hot…-


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