Own Nothing.

Ok, here's what's going to happen; I'm going to have a court session for Raoul to answer a question I have for many. WHY DO WE HATE RAOUL? I shall be the lawyer. The first 9 people to review that are TRULY one sided between Erik and Raoul can sign up as jury members. (but I will still chose) As a jury member, you MUST review for every chapter to make sure you know what's happening. On the last chapter all of the DEDICATED jury members will vote if Raoul deserves to get trashed or not. THAT IS WHY YOU CAN'T BE ONE SIDED! YOU MUST LISTEN TO MY EVIDENCE CONTRARY TO YOUR BELIEFS AND VOTE TRUTHFULLY. This is made to be fun and let reviewers have a bigger part in the story.

My requests; I made this to be fun. I want no bashing like this "well, Erik rocks because of this……" or " Well Raoul did this………." That's not fair to me because everyone has an opinion on a subject. This happens to be mine. If you think Erik is the most awesome thing to walk this earth, well I AGREE! I'm just providing a little defense for poor Raoul. If you have problems with that, then you don't have to read this, just don't flame me for having a little fun.

To apply as jury member you must put in your review:

1: name you wish to be called by

2: your current opinion

3: Why you deserve to be a jury member

4: Must agree to ALL requests above

I will announce jury members in chapter 2 or 3

This will be short!

Legally Fopped

Chapter 1: The whole truth so help you God

"This court is now in session!" I yelled. My name is Lawyer Star Sheep and…..

"That my line!" That's Judge Jo Mary. She's tough as nails. Really great gal though….. Anyway, I am the lawyer of Raoul de Changy. First of all why are we here you ask?

"Erik the Opera Ghost, you are saying that Raoul de Changy is a fop, stole your girl and made your life a living nightmare?" Asked Judge Jo Mary.

"My life already a living nightmare, but go on….." Erik, the plaintiff mumbled.

"Never interrupt me in my court room! You are sewing him the cost of a six ton chandler and seven crates of Russian tea?"

"That is correct."

"Wait!" I said stepping close to the crowd. "He said his life was already a nightmare, therefore, can we rightfully say Raoul was the cause of it?" As I kept talking I kept moving closer to Erik questioningly.

"Madam, you step away so that you are not three inches from my face?" Erik asked.

"Sure, sorry, I get a little excited." I said. "Take your oaths so we can get this show on the road so I can get home and watch "The Phantom of the Opera!" It came out on DVD today!"

I was answered with many "Ah's…….." I rolled my eyes at the dumbbells and walked around the room.

"Witness count!" I screamed. "Christine Daaè?"

"Here!" I saw a girl with long curly hair run forward. I looked her over.

"Cool, go stand over there. Mme. Giry!" An older lady walked up to me. She hit me her stick thing.

"Stomach in!" She yelled at me. Alright, this wasn't ballet class!

"Meg Giry!" I yelled again.

"Wa, oh here!" she pounced over to me.

"Okay, take your perky little self right over there!" Court would begin soon.

"This court has begun!" Screamed Judge Jo Mary. Could we make it out of here without losing our hearing?

A/N sorry it's short. I really would like the jury before I continue. It may take me awhile to update, be patient!