Alright! We're finally here! The last and final chapter. OK, not really. I have an alternate ending and outtakes planned out for you guys, so expect that in a few days. So, enjoy this chapter!
And so, on the last chapter of Dude, Where's Riku's Car, Riku stood on his driveway, washing his car. Ryo stood there, watching him.
"Riku, are you ever scared of anything?" asked Ryo.
"I never used to be scared of anything until the whole Kingdom Hearts thing. Now, I'm scared of getting controlled again. That, and someone destroying my car!" replied Riku.
"By the way, Mr. Baker-" said Ryo.
"-Old Man Baker!" said Riku.
Ryo sighed. "I really don't think it's very respectful to call Mr. Baker, Old Man Baker." she said. "Anyway, he said, 'Tell your boyfriend to leave my new lawn ornaments alone or I'll scratch that precious car of his!' hee hee, he called you my boyfriend!"
"Uh, I think he spoke too soon." said Riku. "And I'm not your boyfriend!"
Suddenly, the sound of exploding lawn ornaments erupted and a flamingo on fire hit Riku's lawn and stuck itself in the grass.
"RIKU!" cried Ryo as she watched the fiery flamingo's wings spun in the lawn.
"What?" asked Riku with a laugh. "So what if I blew up Old Man Baker's lawn ornaments?"
Ryo crossed her arms. "You're lucky he's not home!" she said.
"Yeah, especially since I paid 5000 munny for those fireworks!" said Riku.
"Whoa, Riku, you really outdid yourself this time!" said Hurky.
Riku and Ryo turned around to find Hurky, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy, all with groceries in their hands.
"Hey, where were you guys?" asked Riku.
"We were at the store, just getting some stuff to pig out on." replied Kairi.
"And Goofy bought some alcohol for himself." added Donald.
"Uh, what did you do to Old Man McFarty's lawn?" asked Goofy.
"It's Baker!" corrected Donald as he waggled a finger at Goofy.
"Oh, I had Sora..." said Riku until Sora staggered out of Old Man Baker's lawn, all covered in dust.
"Hey, Riku, I blew up all the lawn ornaments!" said Sora.
"You imbecile!" cried Ryo and she got out her keyblade and hit Sora on the head with it.
"Ow..." whined Sora. "That hurt."
"Good!" said Ryo. "It was supposed to!"
"Um, bad Sora!" said Riku. He leaned closer to Sora. "Now finish the job. Cut down his oak tree!" he whispered.
"You mean the one that's been there as long as he's been alive?" whispered Sora.
"Bingo!" whispered Riku.
So, Sora walked off and Ryo went inside of Kairi's house, where Kairi, Hurky, Donald, and Goofy were hanging out and pigging out.
"C'mon, Goofy, let me have a sip!" said Hurky, wanting a taste of his beer.
"Fine, but al-key-hol tastes bad when you're underage!" said Goofy as he opened a beer for Hurky.
"Finally!" said Hurky. She took a sip and spat it out. "Ugh! It tastes nasty!" (A/N: Beer really is nasty. I drank it on accident when I was at a christmas party when I was a kid and they served apple cider and beer at the same time and I took the beer on accident, so yeah...it wasn't awesome.)
"What did you learn?" asked Goofy.
"It tastes NASTY!" cried Hurky as she grabbed a can of soda and drank it all down.
"I tried to warn her!" said Goofy. "Ahyuck!"
Donald shook his head.
Meanwhile, Riku was rinsing his car off with a hose when suddenly, a tree branch fell and narrowly missed his car.
"WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?" cried Riku. He looked up and saw Sora sitting on a branch up in Old Man Baker's tree with a chain saw.
"Oh, hey, Riku." said Sora as he slid a pair of goggles up to his spiky hair
"SORA!" cried Riku.
"Sorry, I almost got your car!" called Sora.
"Oh, I'll make you sorry!" said Riku. Suddenly, he got a chain saw and turned it on.
"Riku, what are you doing?" cried Sora.
"You'll see!" said Riku. He picked up a chain saw, started it, and ran to Old Man Baker's oak tree.
"AHH!" screamed Sora. He jumped out of the tree and Riku chased Sora all over Old Man Baker's lawn with the chain saw until an car made by the same company that made Riku's car, known for making old people cars, pulled into the driveway and an short and skinny bald man came out of the car wearing light blue suspenders and a white, short sleeved buttony shirt stepped out. It was Old Man Baker.
"Oh, snap!" cried Riku. (I love hearing people say that) "It's Old Man Baker!"
"Hey!" cried Old Man Baker. "What are you hooligans doing?"
"Uh, a little yardwork?" asked Riku as he dropped the chain saw.
"Well, I'll let yer parents know what you've been doing, and- SON OF A HAMSTER, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NEW LAWN ORNAMENTS?" cried Old Man Baker. He turned and noticed his tree. "AND GOODNESS GRACIOUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DEAR OAK TREE?"
"I feared this was going to happen!" said Riku. "Come on, Sora! This is not a drill!"
Sora and Riku jumped into Riku's car all Dukes of Hazzard style. Riku slid on the front of the car and jumped into the car. He started the car, backed out of the driveway, and left.
"So long, sucker!" called Riku. "Woo hoo!"
Hurky, Ryo, Kairi, Donald, and Goofy all came outside.
"What's going on?" asked Kairi.
"Those two hoodlums you call 'your friends,' just messed up my lawn ornaments and my oak tree." replied Old Man Baker.
"Um, that's terrible." lied Hurky.She already knew that Sora and Riku plotted all this out.
"Yes. Yes it is." said Ryo.
"Sawa and Riku deserve a good beating!" said Donald as he put out his fists and swatted at the air like a boxer (He basically pronounces Sora, "Sawa").
"Yeah, a good beating, ahyuck!" said Goofy.
Old Man Baker turned to Goofy. "Wait just one minute!" he said. "You're that guy who asked me if I liked big butts and then played the big butt song on the phone! Git over here! You needa good spanking!"
"Wa-hoo-hoo-hoo!" screamed Goofy as Old Man Baker began to chase Goofy.
Everyone began to laugh. Suddenly, Sora and Riku pulled up.
"Hey, Kairi, Hurky, Ryo! Hop in!" said Riku.
"Awesome!" said Kairi. She opened the door and she, Ryo, and Hurky jumped in.
"Hey!" cried Donald. "What about me?"
Riku drove to the paopu tree and drove off it.
"YEEEE HAAAAAAWWWW!" said everyone in the air.
Hurky: The End...well, not really. Wait until the official chapter that says this story is over. I still have an alternate ending! I won't be updating for a few days, so maybe in a week you'll see the alternate ending and a missing scene I forgot to type in here at the beginning.
Ryo: And Hurky still has to thank a lot of people and her readers!
Hurky: Oh yeah, that's right.
:D