Sora, Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, Hurky, Nobody, and Ryo are sitting at the paopu tree (I know I use that too much, but to me, it's a good setting), just fishing. Hurky is talking to the readers)
"You know, we had a lot of fun throughout this story." said Hurky. "I had fun writing this story and I'm sure you had fun reading this...well except for the only flamer to this story (coughs flamer's name)."
"But Hurky left out a few parts and had some outtakes!" said Sora.
"You ruined the surprise!" cried Hurky. "There was a few parts that I forgot to write. Hmm. I'm gonna miss writing this story."
"So that's why there's going to be a sequel!" said Riku.
"RIKU!" cried Hurky.
Riku laughed.
"The sequel will be called Dude, Where's Sora's Bike?" said Nobody.
"Which takes place a year after this!" said Ryo. "Right after the whole KH2 ordeal!" said Ryo.
"WILL YOU GUYS STOP RUINING EVERYTHING FOR THE READERS?" cried Hurky.
"Wait." said Sora. "In this next story, I'll be sixteen, but riding a bike?"
"And?" asked Hurky. "I'm over sixteen and I ride a bike." (By the way, readers, some people reviewed and said someone can drive at sixteen. Where I really live, the driving age is sixteen).
"Because you're not trusted with a car!" laughed Riku. "And random people laugh at you for not having a car! Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Kairi then threw a coconut at Riku and he passed out. "Happy now?" she asked.
"Then let's roll those extra features!" said Hurky.
"Uh, Hurky?" asked Goofy. "Riku was supposed to roll that footage or whatever you wanna call it."
"Then you do it, wise guy!" said Hurky.
"He can't!" said Donald. "He's too stupid!"
"I'll do it!" said Sora gleefully. He pressed a button and suddenly, a TV popped up from the sand and the special features came on, with Hurky talking (in bold)
Hurky: Have any of you ever wondered how Riku got his car and met Ryo? Now you're about to find out!
Riku was playing Tekken 5 when his dad walked in.
"Riku, your mom and I have been talking." said Riku's dad.
"Not now!" said Riku. "I'm trying to kill Heihachi Mishima's dad, Jinpachi!"
"Then I guess you don't want the surprise your mom and I have for you!" said Riku's dad.
That got Riku's attention. "Did you say surprise?" he asked.
Riku's dad nodded. "Since you're turning sixteen soon and you got your license pretty early." he said. "Why don't you come out of the driveway?"
So, Riku's dad blindfolded Riku with a blindfold that had the words, "Ebay" on it (I do not own Ebay). He then took Riku to the driveway and took the blindfold off. Riku saw the car.
"WHOA!" cried Riku. "AM I TRIPPING FROM PLAYING TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES?"
Riku's dad laughed. "No, you're not tripping." he said. "But you should cut down on those video games!"
"I will now!" said Riku. "Now that I'll be driving around in my new car! Where did you get it?"
"Eb-I mean, the dealer!" lied Riku's dad. "Your mother and I think that if you can take good care of this, we'll pay for your auto insurance."
"Nice!" said Riku.
"Well, I better go back inside and type that email to my boss about the financial reports from Balamb." said Riku's dad.
He went inside, and Riku got inside his car and started it. Suddenly, a girl fell from Old Man Baker's tree. She got up and dusted herself off.
"Who are you?" asked Riku.
"I'm Ryo-oki!" said Ryo. "And-hey, this isn't Crazy Loco Burrito!"
"You're right it's not!" said Riku.
Ryo looked into Riku's eyes and fell in love. "Wow, you have pretty eyes." she said.
"Thanks, but I'm going to put red contact lenses in them!" said Riku.
"And OMG! I've never seen silver hair before!" said Ryo.
"Yeah, it's a rarity." said Riku. "Only in my family."
"How old are you?" asked Ryo. "Because surely, you must be at least fifty."
"I'm fifteen going on sixteen!" cried Riku.
"Really? You're too young for me." said Ryo.
"How old are you?" asked Riku.
"I'm 1,103 years old!" replied Ryo.
"WHAT?" cried Riku. "You're supposed to be an old lady, but you look like you're ten!"
"But in my world, we age differently!" said Ryo. "Every 100 years, we age 1 year! By the way, what's your name?"
"It's Riku." replied Riku. "Now will you leave me alone?"
"Aww!" said Ryo. "But I don't wanna leave you alone!"
(At the burrito place). "Stop stalking me!" cried Riku.
"I don't wanna!" said Ryo.
(At the video game store) "Stop stalking me!" cried Riku.
"You're cute when you yell!" said Ryo.
(At Riku's dinner table, eating dinner with Riku and his family). "Will you stop stalking me, now?" cried Riku.
"But Ryo's a nice girl!" said Riku's mom. "Why aren't there girls like her out there? They all just want to be snotty and hang out at the mall, but not Ryo! More mashed potatoes, Ryo?"
"Yes, please!" replied Ryo as Riku's mom spooned mashed potatoes on her plate.
"AUUUGHHHH!" screamed Riku and he jumped out the window.
"Peh. Teenage angst." said Riku's dad as he turned the pages of his newspaper. "Riku's full of that."
So, Ryo followed Riku for two days until she realized that she was missing one of her favorite shows, Good Eats (I don't own that show. For those of you who don't know where that's from, it's from Food network, which I do not own).
Hurky: Now here's a little prank that Sora and his voice actor pulled on everyone...
"I'm not Sora, I'm..." said Sora and he pulls off mask. "I'm Haley Joel Osment!"
"What?" cried Ryo.
"Actually, I'm not Haley Joel Osment, I'm..." said Haley until he pulled off a mask to reveal the face of a balding guy wth glasses. "Alton Brown!"
"From Good Eats?" squealed Ryo (I do not own Food Network's Good Eats' host, Alton Brown).
"Actually, I'm not Alton Brown, I'm..." said Alton until he pulled off the mask to reveal the pudgy face of... "Peter Griffin!"
"AWESOME!" cried Hurky (I don't own Peter Griffin).
"Uh, I'm not really Peter Griffin, you see, I'm just a broom." said Peter as he unzipped the costume and revealed a broom, which fell over.
"WTF?" cried Hurky.
Suddenly, Sora, Haley Joel Osment, Alton Brown, and Peter Griffin came out and all began to laugh and slap each other high fives.
"Sora got you there, Hurky, eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!" laughed Peter.
"SORA!" cried Hurky.
"Zoinks!" cried Sora as Hurky ran to chase Sora.
They ran by a door and Hurky said, "I'm gonna kick you so bad, you'll be hitting your face with a BAM!"
Suddenly, Emeril Lagasse popped out of the door. "Did someone just say, 'Bam?'" he asked.
"They sure did!" said Ryo.
"Well, let's kick this story up a notch!" said Emeril. He pulled out a bag of marshmallows, chocolate bars, and a box of graham crackers. "Who wants to make s'mores?"
"Awesome!" said Sora.
"Nice!" said Riku. "That is tight!"
"Sweet!" said Hurky.
"Yipee!" said Ryo.
"Yummy." said Kairi.
"I love s'mores!" said Nobody.
"Well, I'm making s'mores with a BAM!" said Emeril. "We're going to roast the marshmallows with FIREWORKS!"
"NICE!" said Riku.
Hurky: This is the scene where Sora and Riku try to get into Riku's car, Dukes of Hazzard style!
(Take 1)
"You know what that means, Sora?" asked Riku.
"Time to watch Food Network?" asked Sora.
"NO!" cried Riku.
"Cut!" cried Hurky.
(Take 26)
"You know what that means, Sora?" asked Riku.
"To the car?" asked Sora.
"Bingo!" said Riku. "YEE-HAA!"
He ran to slide onto his car but ended up sliding off it and into the ocean.
"CUT!" cried Hurky.
(Take 69)
"To the car?" asked Sora.
"Nice and easy, lemon squeezy!" said Riku. "Yeah, bay-by!"
"WTF?" cried Sora.
"CUT!" cried Hurky.
(Take 182)
"YEE-HAA!" said Riku as he slid into his car, but Sora ended up hitting his head on the car window. "Oh, sorry, Sora, I forgot to roll down the windows! Hey, are you awake? Wake up, sleepy head...WAKEY WAKEY!"
Hurky sighed. "You know what? That's it! We'll go with that scene!" she said.
Hurky: This is a lost scene. I typed it out and I was about to submit it and everything, but then I accidentally unplugged the computer, WITHOUT SAVING IT! So, I was too lazy to rewrite this part, so I shortened it. This takes place on the way to the burrito place.
"You know, driving a gummi ship is just like driving a car. Only it's in the air!" said Riku as he drove the ship.
Suddenly, sirens went off and someone started talking on the radar.
"Pull over!" said the guy.
So, Riku pulled over. A guy wearing a space suit flew to the window of the gummi ship.
"Is there a problem, officer?" asked Riku.
"Yeah, you were going 50 in a 45 MPH zone." replied the cop. "Can I see your license?"
Riku handed the cop his new driver's license.
"So, you just barely started driving?" asked the cop.
"That's right." replied Riku proudly.
"But you're only licensed to drive cars, not gummi ships." said the cop. "Is there anyone on board with a license to drive a gummi ship?"
"I do." said Donald. He showed the cop his license and the cop let them off with a warning.
"Man, this sucks!" said Riku.
"Ha ha, Riku almost got a ticket!" sang Sora.
"Shut up, Sora!" said Riku.
Hurky: Finally, a song that I forgot to put that Riku sang. Hit it!
Riku was sitting in class ona Friday afternoon, all bored out of his mind. Suddenly, the last bell rang.
"Yabba dabba doooooo!" yelled Riku. He jumped out the window of his classroom and jumped into the open window of his car and drove out of the school parking lot.
"Thompson, Riku Thompson, he's the greatest guy in historyyyy..." sang Riku (I gave him that last name). "From the, island of Destiny, he's about to hit a coconut tree! OH, SNAP!"
Suddenly, he barely hit the coconut tree.
"OK, I think that's enough of those clips!" said Riku.
"Hey, when did he wake up?" asked Donald.
Sora turned to the readers. "Well, sadly, this is the end." he said. "But don't forget to read the sequel! It's going to be published soon!"
"Well, now that the story's over, what'll we do now?" asked Goofy.
Everyone thought for a minute.
"Let's sing the numa numa song!" said Ryo.
"OK!" said everyone...
"Besides, I can't think of a better way to end the story anyways!" said Hurky.
Suddenly, they all got up and started to dance to the numa numa song...
The End
The authoress would like to thank everyone who supported her throughout the whole story.