I'll be at the beach all next week…so REVIEW! All of you! I own nothing…it's late it will be short I head for the beach tomorrow!

Chapter 3

Would he ever hurt her?

"Jury members, take your vows!" Bad mistake in the wording department.. All the spunky jury members were up and on their "man" again saying,

"I promise to have and to hold him as long as we both shall live." Screamed all the phan girls or the fan girls.

"Get off of them!" I yelled. They were once again off in a flash. "All right," I said pacing as they sat in the jury box, "here's the point of this, in case you don't fully get it."

"I am not fighting against Mr. opera Ghost…"

"Why?" Whined the Opera Ghost.

"SHUT UP! Your case was stupid and it made me think of something else. So many phan girl insult poor Raoul. This court is in session, but for Raoul's defense!" Phan girls (not fan girls) stair at me open mouthed and contemplate hitting me in the head with something heavy that would cause permanent damage.

"Yes. My goal is to provide this poor poor Viscount with a little support. I am not trying to convince you to write stories about him etc. but to get you to not insult Raoul that much. Or just to have a little more respect.

I have come up with several defenses to help the Viscount Raoul (thirty chapters worth) one we shall be starting now. When you 'reply' the word 'fop' is not allowed. This is a 'fop free' room. If you ever utter the 'fop' word, you will be kicked out of the jury. In this room, we are all equal. In this room, all biased thoughts and comments go out the window as of right now. If you insult me or my ideas and opinions, you get kicked off. I respect your opinions, please respect mine. I am not trying to change yours, but just shed a little light on them… maybe…possible…"

(10 minutes later after a coffee brake with stupid commercials)

"My first defense has to do with SEVERAL fan fictions I have read, and one in which I have even written which I now seriously regret. I have read, and written stories in which Raoul hurts and/or hurts Christine."

"NO!" Christine cries, and faints. Meg looks around a large smile on her face.

"Great!" I yell waving my arms in the air. "One witness down!"

(another ten minutes later after Miss. Daae is awake)

"Now, Daae, do you have any idea why I or any other people would write such things?"

"NO! He has always been good to me! But there are so many versions of my life's story…it's just so hard to keep up!" She burst into tears.

"Oh suck it up missy! The truth is, is that we turn this man into something we know deep in our hearts he is not…" several phan girls stand to protest. "I am serious. That's the way we may want it to be, but it's not true! Raoul-Would-Not-Hurt-Christine!" I yelled slapping my hand on the table.

"We want to think he would to satisfy our puny little minds but he would not!"

"Lawyer star Sheep, are you mentally stable…?" Mr. Angel of Music asks me. My face is bright red.

"NO I AM NOT! CAN'T YOU TELL? I AM INSAEN, INSAEN I TELL YOU!" I yell an evil laugh and stand up on the judge's desk. "I am so sorry, I have no idea what just came over me! I think I am having a case of ErikTitus, I think I will go on a week vacation to the beach…later!"

Everyone stairs as I run out if the room skipping with glee. What has come over this insane authoress?

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