Disclaimer: sadly I own none of the brilliance that is Clue or the beloved characters of RHPS...starts sneaking away with Frank in tow what! Not just one? PLEASE! cries fine then...
A.N. okay I'm gonna start chingin' some shtuff so just bare with me. Sorry if you wanted it to be just as it was but then it wouldn't really be very RHPS now would it? exactly sooooooooooooooooooooo this is how it's gonna go 'kay?
"May I suggest we all retire to the Study for coffee and brandy then. I'm sure then our mysterious host shall reveal his intentions" Wadsworth said sharply narrowing his eyes and opening the door so that the guests might all file out. They entered the STUDY and sat down uneasy. "I don't see anyway in here" Ms. Scarlet commented. Wadsworth sturttered over to the desk where a manilla envelope lay, inscribed in magic marker were the words "WADSWORTH OPEN AFTER DINNER!". He picked up a letter opener shaped like Aragon's sword ( I know someone with one). He took out a couple peices of notebook paper ripped messily with words and rather suggestive pictures which he eyed with benign intrest.
"Now you all have been brought here for the same reason...you all are being blackmailed!" he said accentuating each word with malice. Ms. Peacock shrieked "Nu uh! I am not! I mean my life is an open book I've never done anything wrong! There's no reason for anyone to blackmail me!". Frank coughed lightly and gave her alook of disbelief "Anyone else wish to deny it?" they all looked away but no one said anything.
"Very well since you are all in the same boat there's no harm in me revealing some details. And my instructions are to do so!Unless you would like to do the honors Mr. Boddy?". Boddy stood "Do they know who I am?" "You haven't revealed yourself" Frank said tilting his head to the side. "Well it's all a hoax! I--" Wadsworth cut him off "If it's a hoax then why make a movie out of it?" Boddy blinked "Damn" he sat back down. "Your just avoiding running in your heels aren't you!" Boddy shot at him. Frank scowled "I could run laps around you chickenboy!" and Boddy shut up.
He shuffled the papers and eyed the first one. "Well Ms. Peacock it seems your husband, a senator might I add." He began striding towards her (step by step inch by inch milimeter by milimeter ) a vicious glint in his eye. "Ya so what?" asked Ms. Peacock tenetavily. " There's been talk of imoeachement that would ruin not only his standing, but your own." "And?" she asked her voice raising up an octave (if possible : S). Wadsworth flinched and rubbed his ear (an eargasm! I really hafta stop saying lines from RHPS...) "You obviously wouldn't want to fall in station so you began sleep with the voters and...at least attempting to change their minds". Peacock shot Wadsworth an evil glare, he smirked victorious once more. "Well that's just terrible!" Plum shouted standing. "You'r one to talk" said Wadsworth inflecting each synonym expertly. Plum shivered as Wadsworth circled him. "Remember that little favor you did for the head of research? That little foursome you not only helped arrange but" he laughed a little "joined" he spun around from Mustard biting his knuckle and chuckling darkly.
Plum blushed and walked back to his seat next to Peacock who gave him a suggestive wink. He stared at the floor. "Well I would never do such a thing!" ms. White said shifting in her seat. "Neither would I" "or I" agreed Plum and Green. "Not me!" Scarlet laughed. "Your not being blackmailed?" asked Frank with a sneer. "oh I'm being blackmailed but I did what I was blackmailed for!" she went and sat on the desk next to Fra--Wadsworth (you cannot imagine how many times I've nearly typed Frank...and Riff Raff...I actually typed and left Brad's name for a bit this is hard). "And that was exactly?" Frank asked raising his accentuated eyebrow. " I run a certain house of ill repute and well...participate." Frank scoffed "That's nothing" he waved a hand dismissevly at her. She grabbed his shoulder and whispered something in his ear. A slow evil grin caught his lips and he flashed he rhis teeth giving her a satisfactory dirty chuckle (you know exactly what I'm talkin' about! "mm hm hm hn" that one! ). She looked pointedly at Mustard who glared back. "Don't you say anything" he muttered. Wadsworth looked from each of them "You mean?" he gave a hearty laugh "No you tell them it isn't true!" as everyone started putting two and two together. "It's not true" she shrugged "Is that true?" wadsworth asked unbelieving dark eyes narrowed "That's not true" she muttered perfectly audible.
"Adouble negative!" Green shouted standing up. Fr--dammit! Wadsworth's eyes widened and his brows knitted. "That's my line Freaky!" he shouted standing as well. Green startled and sat back down. "You just love to butt in don't you?"White rolled her eyes, Green looked ashamed. Wadsworth crossed his arms still glaring. "You mean you have photographs" Mustard coughed. "It seems the DOUBLE NEGATIVE", Green shrank, "has proven to be positive! Im afraid you gave yourself away!" Mustard growled "Are you trying to make me look like a fool in front of the other guests!" "You need no help from me sir" he responded in a "you stupid, stupid man" voice. Mustard angrily responded "That's right!" and sauntered away dignified Wadsworth rolled his eyes and sighed. "Well I didn't do anything as despicable as any of you!" White said haughtily. "Oh really" Wadsworth replied "What about your husband Ms. White?" "Which--I mean what about him?" she caught herself quickle, but Fra--Wadsworth being his usual deducive self grinned at her his lipstick making his lusciously full lips displaying his understanding of her slipup (#.# thinking of his lips makes me drool...gets dizzy and nearly faints). "He died under rather...shall we say "suspicious" circumstances.White shrugged "I found him he had been stabbed and his...well you know was" she slid a finger across her neck. All the men crossed their legs and Wadsworth's eyes opened, closed and he shivered noticeably. Green stood up straightening his suit. "I'm just going to admit it straight out. I work as a an assitant to a rather famed scientist and...I'm gay" he looked around. Wadsworth's eyes shot open and they glittered. He falshed a toothy smile to Green who sat back down almost fearful of the rather suggestive look Wadsworth was giving him.
"Well tha's all settled now isn't it?" WAdsworth laughed deep and purry still eyeing Green. "It wasn't that hard." "But what about Boddy?" asked Peacock pointing to aforementioned man. "Haven't you guessed? He's the one blackmailing you all!" They all turned to shoot him nasty looks. "But the police will be here soon so we can turn him in" Wadsworth smiled and they turned back wide eyed. "No you can't do that!" they all shouted random other protsets coming as they surronded him. Wadsworth cringed (you know like he does in the movie, Frank, not Wadsworth) "SHut up! If we confess everything then he'll be locked aaway for good!" they looked at one another wondering what was worse, revealing deep dark secrets, or conintuing to pay blackmail. "I think I have something to help them make up their minds!" Boddy grinned. Wadsworth scoffed "Neckless son of a..." he trailed off. He came back with his suitcase from the HALL. He passed them each a little black box tied with string. "Did you know you were going to met us?" Scarlet asked taking her present and going back to the desk. "Yes I read about it actually"Wadsworth slapped his forehead. As each person opened their box they looked at Boddy confused. "You each have a lethal weapon. You know no one needs to know about this little meeting. All you have to do is kill Wadsworth." he shrugged at looked at Wadsworth who bit his lower lip and brushed a hand through his curls.
"I suggest you do so, now!" He turned off the lights, movment could be heard. A couple thumps a gun shot a scream and the lights came back on. Boddy lay on the floor face down.
(Okay I want a lot of input here do you think I did a good job mixing in RHPS themes? I want an honest answer!...kind of...and also I wrote another little ficcy with me and Frank but I'm kinda refraining about postin git...do you think it's too selfish for me to post a fic with me and Frank? Please give me a full honest answer on this one. I mean it's well written but...i just feel conceited posting something like that...I don't know why...hmmm. cross examines self anyways so yes just please review! thankies!)