Kojima: Yay! I'm aliiiivvvvvvveeeeeee!

Saber: Stop overreacting. You're LATE, not alive.

Kojima: Wha? Oh. It's been months. Well, Yoji was going under punishment from Ms. America, plus Ran needed to heal from that black eye, Nagi had to be bandaged up like a mummy… I'm sure the guys have healed just fine!

Saber: You'll never know…

Schuldich: Why are we stuck to these two kids again? I thought the contract was expired after the day we had to suffer with you guys!

Kojima: GIRLS, and for your info Mr. Telepath, the contract stated WHEN I wanted. 100 agreement.

Yoji: It's lame! I'm getting out of here!

Saber: It won't be of any use. You stepping off this stage through the right, you'll end up back here from the left. –points behind-

Yoji: TRY! –runs out of stage- -appears at the other end-

Saber: See?

Kojima: Unless you're approved, you can't leave here.

Yoji: God save me.

Farfarello: GOD. SAVE. YOU?

Yoji: O.olll

Kojima: We'll just leave Farfie to deal with Yotan…

Ran: You two are getting on my nerves. Just what is the next topic?

Saber: Grouch. I wonder why you and Ken like him, Koji

Kojima: Oh come on! If I get Ran, you can have K—ACK!

-Saber chokes Koji-

Ken: Hm? Did someone call me? –oblivious-

Kojima: I don't believe how you can end up as my best friend, seriously…

Saber: I don't know how I ended up being on your list.

Kojima: Because I love you!

Saber: Urgh…. For crying out loud, not in front of the guys…

Nagi: Are you guys les or something?

Kojima: Hey! Don't be so mean! She's only my dear!

Saber: I'm outta here…

Crawford.: Get. On. With. The. Topic.

Kojima, Saber: Butt out!

Ms. America: I give you the topic of today's round!

Yoji: AH! DREADED LADY!

Ms. America: -boot Yoji- As I was saying, today's topic is relay racing!

Ken: Doesn't sound that bad.

Kojima: 4-way course.

Saber: Lemme give you a brief explanation. Listen up! All of you will start at rendezvous points and we will take note of which course you start. After finishing the first, you will have to complete the other three and when all four are done you have to do the final test together!

Schuldich: That's brief.

Kojima: Here are the four courses. First is the egg on the head balancing test, then the egg between the feet hop, egg cooking again and finally breaking the egg with your weapon.

Omi: What about the final test?

Kojima: This outta be exciting…Heh heh…Passing as many eggs as possible to each other using your mouths!

Everyone: Oolll

Saber: Everybody game? Let's go!

-Leaders, namely Ran and Crawford, start with the balancing of egg on the head, Schuldich and Yoji started hopping one hundred meters. Ken and Farfarello get started cooking the eggs and Omi and Nagi starts breaking eggs (easiest).-

Kojima: Bwah ha. Ken and Farfie are going to burn the eggs again!

Saber: Right. Ran! Crawford! Start over! You've broken your eggs!

Kojima: You know, upon calculations, we're going to lose at least 20 eggs…

Saber: Okay, Omi and Nagi. You've broken the eggs quite easily. Move on behind Crawford and Ran. Argh! Ken! Farfarello! Don't burn the stage down! Shoo! Move on to breaking the eggs!

Kojima: You're not listening to me.

Saber: No I'm not. Not bad. Schu and Yoji managed to hop like made continuously for a hundred meters. You two go fry the eggs!

Kojima: Jeez. Ranny-dear! You can move on now!

Ran: -glares- WHAT. DID. YOU. CALL. ME?

Kojima: Ranny-dear. Why?

Ran: SHIII-NEEE! –throws an egg-

-egg misses and hits Schuldich-

Schuldich: RAN! I'm going to get you! –shakes fist-

Kojima: Eep. Oh look! Omi sure can balance the egg on his head well! Nagi! No cheating and using your powers!

Nagi: …

-After ten minutes, everyone (excluding Kojima, Saber and Ms. America) were drenched in eggs and panting.

Ken: I am never playing this ever again… -wipes away sweat-

Kojima: -whisper- Ha ha, did you see that? When Ran shi-ned the egg, his whole face was splattered! Not to mention before that he couldn't even keep the egg in place and it kept rolling off stage!

Saber: You don't seem to be supporting him… Okay guys! It's the last round! The group wins if they pass as many eggs around in one minute. WITH your mouths.

Nagi: That is disgusting.

Kojima: But viewers want it! Right?

Yoji: Has pornography brain-washed you or something?

Kojima: No, just a little something else. –smirk-

Yoji: -.-lll

Omi: I don't think I can do this…

Saber: Would you like me to tell you the prizes?

Schuldich: It had better not be something lame again…

Kojima: Yes, yes. The prize is a free trip to the hot springs in –somewhere-.

Ken: Sounds fair.

Yoji: At least better than those rubbish Schwarz got the last time. –snicker-

Schwarz: Hey. We heard that.

Kojima: Ready to go? Start!

-For Weiss: Ran was trying hard to avoid getting skin contact with Yoji, Ken keeps gawking before receiving the egg and Omi keeps blushing taking the egg.-

-For Schwarz: Schuldich always looked as if he was going to puke, Farfarello had no problem taking the egg and Nagi had to keep asking Farfarello not to bite down onto the egg or move about.-

Saber: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… Stop!

Kojima: Whaoh. Not bad. You guys did better than expected. :)

Saber: Let's see. Weiss has five eggs and Schwarz has three due to Farfarello chewing up one of them. Weiss wins.

Yoji, Ken: Yay! Hot springs, hot springs! –dances around-

Kojima: Schwarz gets to go too, but the Weiss guys just get a slightly more interesting tip.

Weiss, Schwarz: What?

Saber: Since Weiss wins, they're getting a free trip to the Spa. Oh yeah, did I mention the hot spring is run by guys ONLY?

Weiss, Schwarz: HELL NO! WE'RE NOT GOING ANYMORE!

Ms America: Bus is here. Your stuff are in the bus already. The next competition would be held at the springs itself. All expenses paid. Enjoy yourselves.

Kojima: Yay! We get a free trip too!

Saber: -monotone- Whoopee. Let's go. All aboard. –snaps finger-

-Everyone appears in the bus-

Weiss: NOOOOOOOO…….

Ha ha... Enjoy and RnR...