Two chapters in less than a minute!I am quick like a bunny.Anyway, disclaimer still applies and this one's Gin/Izuru. Well. Kind of. And this one's almost an actual drabble. Go me!
Kira walked into the Third Division's office, only to find his Captain facedown on the desk amid the paperwork.
Kira's heart stopped beating for a second until he realized that yes, Captain Ichimaru was still breathing.
It stopped again when he realized it was twelve at night and deadline was tomorrow.
"ohshitoshitohshit-" said Kira, bolting towards the unfinished paperwork. Prehaps he could finish it- it'd take all night but he never got any sleep anyway-
"SURPRISE ASS FIXATION!" yelled Gin, pinning Kira to the desk with his hands around his throat.
"It's asphyxiation, sir!" gasped Kira, always one to get the facts straight.