The next day Malfoy woke up to find his bed wet.
Malfoy; 'shouldn't dream of Snape'
He meets Maxine in the common room.
Malfoy; 'hi Maxine'
Maxine; 'y are your trousers wet?'
Malfoy; 'none of ur fucking buisness'
Maxine smacks Malfoy
Malfoy; 'will u go out with me?'
Maxine kicks him in the balls; 'ok'
Care of magical creatures was first. Hagrid was in the forest with Maxime. He came out with a red face.
'ah roight! Well yeh bastards what r we doing?'
Webeccy; 'ur the teacher u should know'
Hagrid; 'shut up yeh bastard'
Rione; 'fuck off'
Hagrid ran off into the forest calling for his mummy
In divination Firenze stuck up his middle finger to everyone
'Welcome yee bastards lie on the floor and look up at the sky while I plate my tail.
Harry; 'whats the fucking point of that?' he sat down but landed in horse shit and fainted. Rione kicked him and jumped out of the window and died. Every1 laughed except Ron; 'I loved her!'
Then they went to break and saw moaning mirtle and rione's ghost.
'I love Eione' yelled Ron and went to hug her but he fell through her and landed on Dumbledore
'fuck of u ginger bastard' yelled Dumbledore
Saoirse; 'I love Webeccys dog Jess.
Malfoy; 'I love sn- I mean Maxine'
Harry; 'I love voldermort …..um no I don't'
Cho Chang; 'yes u do cos ur gay'
Harry; 'well ur a lezi with professor Lockhart'
Cho; 'hes a man'
Harry; 'that's what u think'
Lockhart went red and hoped noone would see his frilly pink knickers.
On the way to herbology Webeccy saw Malfoy and Maxine getting of behind a statue. Malfoy looked like he was struggling to get away but Maxine had her knee between his legs so if he moved it would hurt.
Webeccy felt ill so she ran the rest of the way to the green houses almost puking and when people asked what was wrong she said 'too horrible to repeat'
Only Webeccy would know Malfoys secret. The day ended peacefully. Webeccy was ill so was Malfoy, and Maxine was happy