Konohamaru's Gift

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. So far anyway…

Konohamaru's Gift

Chapter 2: Broken hearts, Kakashi's new book, and another Dead Guy…

"I love this game Naruto-kun!" squealed Hinata as the real Chibi-Kitsune went chasing after bugs while Kyuubi was making bonfires. It was cute to watch the foxes just hang out while eating nachos, Hinata and Naruto wholeheartedly agreed on that.

"Yup!" chirped Naruto. "Hey Hinata-chan…"

"Yeah?" stammered Hinata, starting to blush against Naruto's gaze.

"We forgot to do the prank!" exclaimed Naruto. "But… I have a new idea!"

"HOLY CHEESE!" (Quote: Everyone's favorite spirit detective) yelled Kakashi and Jiraya when the Kage Bushin Sexy No Jutsu-ed. The Kage Bushin didn't seem to notice and kept serving food, and soon all the males, save Gaara and Shikamaru who were happily sleeping, (Lee had fainted when he saw the Sexy No Jutsu, not having any perverted thoughts) were suffering nosebleeds seeing the… "bouncing" and the females were glaring at Kakashi and Jiraya who were fawning over the Kage Bushin.

"What?" said the clone, then shrieked. "Hey! The idiot original did this!" And with that, the clone disappeared in a poof of smoke.

"Wow…" said Jiraya dreamily, then he got a dazed expression and got a severe nosebleed before falling to the ground. Gaara chose then to wake up. He looked around and whined.

"You guys decided to kill them and didn't ask me to help?" whimpered the Sand Nin. Kakashi went back to reading and Anko was too absorbed in Icha Icha-land to have noticed the Kage Bushin in the first place.

"Hey Ino…" started Temari.

"Yeah?" replied Ino.

"Where are Naruto and Hinata?" asked Temari.

"Making… Babies…" groaned Sasuke. He still seemed to be unconscious.

"Okaaaay… I'm gonna see what's going on back there…" muttered Temari as she stood up and walked over to the bathroom. She noticed one porta-potty was slightly different, so she opened the door, and saw the video game room. "Whoa!"

Hinata and Naruto were NOT "making babies" as Sasuke had bluntly put it, but playing the most popular video game in the village. And having a grand old time. Temari smiled, and left the two to their "date".

"Hiya Hanabi-chan!" chirped Konohamaru happily as he looked through Hanabi's window (Not peeping you morons, he's ten or something…) while wearing a tuxedo and holding a bouquet.

"Oh… Kono-kun…" said Hanabi dryly as she looked out the window. 'Remember… Play hard to get… You'll never get him in bed if you don't… Whatever that means…' "What do you want?"

"Want to go to the Ichiraku?" chirped a tomato-faced Konohamaru.

"Well… I did have a date with Udon tonight…" said Hanabi nonchalantly. 'How will he react?'

"Wh-What…?" stammered Konohamaru as he dropped the flowers. He face paled and his young heart burst into a million pieces. He turned so she wouldn't see him cry. "I… Have to go…"

"That didn't work…" muttered Hanabi as she jumped out the window. 'Damn it! I shouldn't have taken that idiot magazine's advice! I was kidding! Well, at least I know he cares… I wonder what would've happened if I acted like Hinata-baka…?'

"Ah-cheeeew!" sneezed Hinata. Naruto looked at her slyly. "What Naruto-kun?"

"Ahchoo! Somebody's thinkin' about you!" said Naruto in Botan's voice. Hinata just stared at him. "Uh… I'll go get some more nachos…"

"Hey Ino-pig!" whispered Sakura. Ino and Temari looked at her.

"What?" asked the annoyed blonde.

"Is it just me, but does Lee-san look cute when he sleeps?" asked Sakura with a red face. Ino shuddered and passed out while Temari looked over the seat.

"Um… Whatever…" said the sand girl.

"Where's Naruto?" asked Gaara.

"Making… Babies…" moaned Sasuke as he sat up rubbing his nose. TenTen smacked him with a very big kunai and he fell back on the ground.

"Wow…" said Anko amazedly as she finished the book. She turned to Kakashi, who was busy reading "How To Get Crazy Snake Girls Fall In Love With You Without Looking Stupid". Anko suddenly stared at Kakashi, then the book, smiled, and had a severe nosebleed, much worse then the ones the boys or Jiraya had ever had in their lives.

"Hm?" said Kakashi in surprise. His eyes got hearts in them when he saw Anko "sleeping". "This is the most perfect thing I've ever seen in my life…"

"Is Kakashi-sensei… Sentimental?" whispered TenTen to Sakura.

"No, he's a perv!" whispered Sakura. 'Do I like Sasuke-kun or Lee-san…? Oh I can't decide!'

'Which one has a bigger ding-dong?' asked Inner Sakura, and before Sakura could kill her, she had a nosebleed.

'Wow, something must be wrong with you if your Inner self is a perv, yet you aren't…' thought Sakura as (in her mind) she poked Inner Sakura's twitching body. Sakura was about to poke Lee, when the window burst open, revealing…

"Babies…" moaned Sasuke. TenTen hit him with the giant kunai again.

"ZABUZA?" screeched Sakura in surprise.

"Where is he?" spat Zabuza angrily.

'Who's the freak without the eyebrows?' wondered TenTen.

'A kindred spirit! No eyebrows and a demon, like me!' thought Gaara.

'I don't wanna die…' sobbed Sakura.

"Where is who?" asked Temari.

"My love… My Haku…" said Zabuza sadly. "I never got to tell him before we were reborn…"

"Uh… He's out there somewhere…" said Sakura, pointing outside the train.

"Farewell!" yelled Zabuza as he jumped out of the window. Sakura sweatdropped and Ino woke up.

"I miss anything?" asked Ino sleepily. Sakura sighed.

"Nothing mu-" started Sakura, but was interrupted.

"So many… Babies…" moaned Sasuke.

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" screeched TenTen as she began attacking him with a mallet. "Why couldn't I sit next to Neji-kun…?"

"Hey Naruto-kun?" stammered Hinata. Naruto turned away from the game and to Hinata.

"Yes Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto.

"Do you think Hanabi will be pregnant yet when we get back? I WANT TO BE AN AUNT!" yelled Hinata. Naruto shrugged and stuffed some nachos in his mouth.

"Um…" said Naruto after a few moments of silince.

"Hey Naruto-kun… Who's driving the train?" asked Hinata. Naruto smiled.

"Why, Iruka-sensei of course!" chirped Naruto. "He's gonna take us to a ton of places!"

"Stupid free trip…" muttered a frustrated Chunin at the front of the train as he shoveled coal into the engine. "Stupid coal… Stupid…"

"Step One: Give her presents. Icha Icha Paradise is a present… Check!"

Kakashi turned to the object of his affections, who was moaning in her sleep.

"Step Two: Take her to dinner… Not check… Man, I've only done one step? I'm pathetic…"

"Poor Kakashi-sensei…" said Sakura to Ino. "He really loves Anko-sensei… And he;s not being perverted about it either…"

"I have an idea!" exclaimed Ino with a grin. After a quick seal, Ino fell asleep, and Anko woke up.

"Oh Kaka-kun…" whispered Anko seductively. Kakashi's visible eyes widened, and you could tell through his mask that he was surprised, and even more so when she ripped it off and kissed him. Then she fell back to sleep and Ino woke up.

"Uh…" stammered Temari and Sakura. Then Sakura asked. "Did you see his face?"

Ino was clutching her face and blushing like crazy. "Ooohhh… That face… That kiss… Wow…"

Ino fell to the ground with a nosebleed.

"IS EVERYONE PERVERTS?" screeched Sakura, causing Shikamaru to wake up.

"What the hell is so troublesome you had to yell?" asked Shikamaru angrily. Then he saw Ino and his eyes widened. "She's dead…? Noooo!" Shikamaru paled and fainted.

"Well this is an odd trip…" muttered Temari. TenTen agreed.

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh…" said Haku from the top of the train. "Naruto-kun… You will be mine…"

End Chapter 2