Next day in hogwash, Webeccy woke up feeling much better. She was on her way to potions when she tripped and fell in horse shit.
Webeccy; 'y the fuck is there horse shit on the floor?'
Firenze; 'sorry it just – cam out'
Webeccy; 'rude'
In potions professor Snape fainted
Harry; 'yes professor Snape has died'
Malfoy; 'no he hasn't I love him'
Pansy; 'u love everything u arsewipe'
Malfoy; 'I know I'm gay'
Ron; 'urrrr'
Hermione; 'I love Lockhart'
Next Webeccy went to d-a-d-a
Lockhart; '2day we will be turning frogs into princes like me'
Ron; 'ur not a prince u sad bastard'
Lockhart; 'shut up. Now does every1 know what to do?'
Class 'no'
Saoirse; 'You haven't told us how to do it'
Harry; 'u r so gay'
Saoirse; 'no I'm not I'm Jesus'
Emma; 'well I'm Frodo'
Harry; 'oh 4 fuck sake we are in hogwash not lord of the rings.
Webeccy; 'id love to be in lord of the rings'
Jess; 'so would I, I could be the dead marshes'
Ron; 'what happened to the conversation about turning frogs into princes?'
Hermione; 'will u just shut the fuck up'
Next it was break and Webeccy went and sat next to Ron and Neville
Neville; 'I hate howlers I had another two from my gran they said uve left ur nappys at home'
Webeccy; 'oh so now its nappies what happened to underpants?'
Neville; 'my nan said that they were my grandads'
Webeccy; 'rude'
Ron; 'y do u always get howlers?'
Neville 'I don't know. Where's the cake?'
Nect Webeccy went to divination. There was horse shit everywhere.
Emma; 'look at this places its like a pigsty'
Firenze; 'I know do u like it bastards?'
Class; 'NO it smells'
Firenze; 'will u stop moaning and just lie on ur backs and look up bastards'
'y do we always do the Same thin?'
Firenze; 'I don't know shut up'
Next Webeccy went to herbology
Sprout; 'today we are going to turn mandrakes into daffodils'
Saoitse 'WTF are daffodils?'
Harry; 'there yellow flowers'
Sprout; 'shut up bastards u r so rude'
Webeccy; 'that's my word yr the one that's rude calling us bastards u should learn some manners'
Sprout; 'what r manners'
Harry; 'never mind'
Malfoy; 'I oander how Snape is I bet he's laying on the floor waiting for me to kiss him.
Hermione; 'ew u r so disgusting'
Emma ;'ahhh Hermione loves Draco'
Maxine ;'excuse me I love Draco'
Malfoy; 'excuse me, u hit me'
Webeccy; 'will every1 just stop arguing'
Class stops and goes dead quiet.
Next it was lunch and Webeccy went to the library and saw Malfoy Crabbee and goyle sitting in a corner she heard them speaking
Crabbee 'so what's ur secret'
Malfoy 'I wet the bed'
Goyle; 'ur gross,I use to wet the bed I had to wear nappies
Malfoy; 'kool'
Webeccy walks up to them and sits down
Crabbe; 'hello my names Crabbe'
Webeccy; ' I know ur in my class u weaslehead'
Maxine walks in and Malfoy runs for dear life but gets caught
Malfoy; 'oh – how – lovely – to – see – u – Maxine'
Goyld ;'hi Maxine
Maxine; 'y were u running away'
Malfoy; 'oh well ermm'
Crabbe ;'he wets the bed so he had to go to the toilet'
Malfoy; 'oh fuck'
Maxine smacks Malfoy
Malfoy runs away with a bleeding lip
Next Webeccy goes to the common room
Jess; 'i'm so upset'
Webeccy ' y?'
Jess; ' I couldn't find any cabbage'
Webeccy; 'oh well' Webeccy goes to sleep.