Konohamaru's Gift
Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. Nothing new in chapter 3 really…
Konohamaru's Gift
Chapter 3: Bad guys, "New" loves, and Hanabi Worshippers
"Kono-kun!" yelled Hanabi as she ran after the heartbroken boy. "Come back here!"
'I was too late…' sobbed Konohamaru in his mind. Inside his mind, you see a chibified Konohamaru sobbing inside a temple worshipping Hanabi. Oh yeah, the temple is demolished. The chibi Konohamaru is rebuilding it and crying at the same time. Thousands upon thousands of normal sized Konohamarus were watching, looking at pictures of Hanabi while shaking their heads.
"KONO-KUN!" screamed Hanabi. Konohamaru skidded to a halt, but fell off the bridge. "Oops…"
Three hours had passed on the train and it was getting dark. Naruto and Hinata had come out of the video game room and were now sleeping in the very back. Anko was reading Icha Icha Paradise Volume 2, and all the boys were awake, except Sasuke who TenTen repeatedly knocked out.
"Chouji, I've always wanted to ask you something…" started Shikamaru.
"Yeah?" said Chouji as he looked up from his chips.
"Where do you get all those chips?"
"…"
"I wonder how that kid is doing…?" wondered Kankuro. "The one that let us come on this trip…"
"Making… Babies…" moaned Sasuke.
"Quiet you!" yelled TenTen as she smashed Sasuke with the mallet again.
"But… What if he's right?" called Jiraya.
"I'M TRYING TO READ!" screeched Anko from the front. "THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO TALK ARE ME AND KAKA-KUN! And Naruto I guess cause it's his trip, but he's sleepy-sleepy right now…"
"I'll shut him up!" volunteered TenTen as she threw her spare mallet at Jiraya's skull, knocking him out cold.
"Thank you TenTen. You can talk as well… Quietly…" said Anko and turned back to her book.
TenTen pulled out her "Neji-kun" book, and began to read. Okay, so it was Neji's journal, and most of it was telling how hard it was to keep it a secret that TenTen was sooooo beautiful. And of course, Neji thought it was still in his room.
"I'M BACK FOR MY ONE AND ONLY, MY NARUTO-KUN!" yelled Haku as he jumped through the window. Anko jumped up.
"NO! YOU WILL LEAVE AND SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN READ!" screeched Anko as she summoned a snake that bit Haku on the neck, who fell to the ground. "I feel better… Eh?"
"Reborn once again!" called Haku in a heavenly voice. "Now… SASUKE IS MY ONE AND ONLY!"
"NO MORE DISTUPTING ANKO-CHAN!" yelled Kakashi. He picked up Haku and threw him out the window. Then he sat down and went back to trying to learn how to win Anko's heart.
'How romaaaaaantic…' thought Anko as Haku flew out the window and stared at Kakashi.
"Funny how neither Sakura nor Ino protested…" said Shikamaru. "How troublesome…"
"Hey! Kakashi! Anko!" called Jiraya as he ran over to them. "Here are two new manuscripts for Icha Icha Paradise Volumes Six and Seven! Tell me what you think!"
"Gimee!" yelled Anko in a chibi voice. Kakashi just took the stack of papers and went back to reading his "Snake Girl" book, and Jiraya went to the john.
'I think... I think I'll ask Lee out!' yelled Sakura in her mind.
'I'll make sure I'm not troublesome...' Ino giggled mentally. It was an evil giggle, and Shikamaru unconciously shivered.
'Babies…' thought the unconscious Sasuke. He saw little blue haired Naruto's without the whisker marks and white eyes running around in his head.
"Where are all my ninjas?" asked Tsunade.
"On vacation maam…" replied Shizune.
"THEN I'M GOING TOO!" yelled Tsunade. "Pack your bags, we're going to the beach! Or wherever they went… I want you to find out as soon as possible!"
"Of course…" muttered Shizune with a sigh.
Everyone simply went to sleep in their seats, and now it was breakfast…
"BACON!" yelled Chouji happily as he attacked the buffet.
"Ino! Come here!" yelled Sakura from the back of the bus. Everyone was up and moving now. "This is the most kawaii thing I've ever seen!"
"What?" said Ino as she walked over. Suddenly, a camera appeared in her hands.
There, on the very back seat, was Naruto with an arm wrapped protectively around Hinata's shoulders. Hinata's hands were against Naruto's chest, and his head was leaning on her's. Hinata's legs were curled up on the seat.
"Let's not wake them…" whispered Ino, and after taking a ton of pictures, the duo carefully snuck away. Ino was now sitting on the floor (the aisle was about 10 feet wide) next to Shikamaru. "Hey Shika-kun…"
"Hn?"
"Wanna make some babies? Or uh… Practice?"
Shikamaru turned to her for a second, then he passed out.
"Darn… Well it never worked on Sasuke, so maybe I should act normal?" wondered Ino out loud, while everyone who had witness that scooted away from her.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" cackled an evil voice above the train. "I, the super powerful, mighty, not to mention SEXY, UCHIHA ITACHI, shall take over this train, and bring Naruto to Akuatsuki so we can throw him a birthday party! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You're an idiot…"
"Shut up Kisame! I find it so unfair, UNJUST that such a wonderful person could be treated so horribly…"
"NARUTO-KUN IS MINE!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Haku! My love!"
"Get away Zabuza!"
"B-But…"
"WHO ARE YOU? I MUST FIGHT YOU ALL!"
"Why is it that I look like a freak, a shark of all things, yet I'm the only normal bad guy? Maybe I'll join the good guys or something…"
"DIE!"
"FOR MY NARUTO-KUN!"
"B-But Haku…"
"I KILL YOU ALL FOR SAKE OF BIRTHDAY PARTIES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Yup. I'm becoming a good guy… To Konoha!"
"NOOOOOO KISAME HAS LEFT ME! NOW, MY ONLY FRIEND IS GONE… Sob…"
"Did you hear something?" asked Kankuro. Temari shrugged, while Gaara munched on an ice cream sandwich.
"Ice cream… I scream… For… Ice cream…" chanted Gaara, in a hypnotic state.
"GAARA IS HIGH!" exclaimed Kankuro suddenly. "It's the only explanation!"
"Shut up… Or I'll kill you" spat Temari, suddenly looking like a female Gaara.
"Y-Yes maam…" stammered Kankuro as he retreated back to his seat.
"Hey I know!" exclaimed Sakura. "I have these really cool drinks! We can share!"
"Um… Forehead girl?" stammered Ino.
"What?" replied Sakura cheerily.
"Why are the drinks in bottles?" asked Ino.
"Because it's cool!" chirped Sakura, and handed the bottles to everyone, who began to happily drink, except for Gaara.
"NO! ME WANT ICE CREAM! I scream for ICE CREAM, not bottles…" said Gaara. He dumped the ice cream in his mouth and went to sleep.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" exclaimed Sasuke as he sat up, finally fully awake. "Jeez… What the hell is going on, and why… MY KAMI! YOU'RE ALL BABIES!"
Sasuke, after seeing everyone drinking from bottles, passed out.
"Damn, I wanted to use the mallet…" complained TenTen.
End Chapter 3