It was the weekend and Webeccy decided to go to Hogsmess. All her friends came with her except rione who is dead. They saw hagrid on the way there
'hi bastards how yeh doing?'
They put their middle finger up at him and ran away into wankos sweet shop. Malfoy was there buying some chocolate dildos.
Ron; 'y the fuck are u buying them?'
Malfoy; ' fuck off ginger'
Max; 'r u really gay'
Saoirse 'well ur clever'
Malfoy; 'i'm not' and he hit Maxine feebly. She laughed and kicked him out the door yelling 'ur dumped'
Malfoy did a little jig on the road
Then they went to the 3 broom pricks they saw Emma; 'hi bastards'
Harry; 'wow ur so funny I love u'
Emma kicked him and bought every1 butter beers . they all sat down and Saoirse took a sip 'ugh this tastes of shit' and she threw the beer at the bar maid 'now im all cold get me a gin and tonic'
So now every1 had alcohol and was getting drunk.
Harry; 'Emma will u marry meeeeeee?'
Emma; 'nah dude I'm gonna marry Tom Felton'
Just then Tom Felton walked in. so did Malfoy. They looked at each other and exploded.
'Ok now ill marry Legolas when we make a lord of the rings book'
Ron had collapsed on Saoirse who was reciting the alphabet backwards.
'dudes what comes after k?'
Webeccy; 'green'
'I knew it' and she fainted
Harry was crying and Hermione was ripping up her homework
Emma; 'the capital of new Zealand is welly!'
The bar maid came over ' I'm closing now get out little bastards' she cast a spell and every1 flew out of the door.
Jess; 'weeeeee'
Rione; 'don't talk about 'wee' I was down a loo when someone shat on me'
They laughed at her but Ron cried out; 'ahhh poor rione I love u' and rione flicked some shit in his mouth 'tasty' then he puked up a slug
By now Saoirse Emma and Webeccy were sober (ish) and they thought that every1 else was either gay or mentally disturbed.
Emma ;'I love Frodo'
Webeccy; 'Frodo loves Sam'
'no he don't he loves professor mcgonagal'
Emma; 'what has she got to do with a hobbit'
'dude….'
Webeccy skipped away to gryffindor and Saoirse yelled 'innit blood'
Webeccy; 'innit!'
Emma; 'innit'
Then a bird landed on Emma's head and took her back to her common room.