Konohamaru's Gift

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. Nothing new in chapter 3 or 4 really…

Chapter 4: Dream Sequences and Itachi!

"Kono-kun…?" said Hanabi uncertainly. She shook the unconscious boy. "You okay?"

"I love you Hanabi-chan…" moaned Konohamaru in his sleep. "Oh you love Udon…? Oh well… I know! I'll build a temple to worship you!"

"Oh poor Kono-kun…" said Hanabi sadly as she cuddled the unawake boy. "I love you too Kono-kun… So wake up…"

"Hanabi…?" stammered Konohamaru. The next thing he knew he was in a big hug. "Wanna go for ramen?"

"Your treat…" replied Hanabi with a smile.

"I wonder how Konohamaru is doing…?" wondered Naruto with a sigh. He turned to the seat next to him, where Hinata was asleep. He shook her slightly.

"No, I don't wanna visit Hanabi and her kids again… Being an auntie's tiring…" mumbled Hinata in her slip. She was shaken again and finally woke up. "H-Huh…? W-Where am I?"

"Fell asleep. We're on the train, 'member?" asked Naruto. Hinata blushed.

"Y-Yes…" stammered Hinata.

"Okay then, I'm gonna have some breakfast, you want anything?" asked Naruto. He turned to the buffet, which magically refilled all its food. "There's bacon, eggs, ramen, toast, ramen, and sausage."

"T-Toast and e-eggs…" stammered Hinata with a gulp. Naruto grinned and walked over to get the food. 'Why is Naruto-kun being so nice to me lately?'

Hinata Dream Sequence…

"N-Naruto-kun…?" stammered Hinata as they stepped off the train. "How come y-you've been s-so n-nice to me l-lately…?"

"Because I love you, my sweet Hinata-chan!" yelled Naruto dramatically, suddenly in a tuxedo. "Will you marry me?"

"OF COURSE!" squealed Hinata happily and she and Naruto kissed.

"Sister!" called a voice, Hinata turned around to see Hanabi, holding a baby in her arms and looking plump.

"Who's this?" questioned Hinata as she looked at the baby. Konohamaru walked up and put his am around Hanabi's waist.

"Our daughter, Mihoshi. Your niece." Explained Konohamaru. He patted Hanabi's stomach. "Twins on the way."

"I'M AN AUNTIE!" screamed Hinata happily. "AND I'M MARRYING NARUTO-KUN! YAAAAAY!"

"I'm so jealous of her…" whispered Sakura.

"Yeah, she got the best guy in the world." Agreed Ino. "But the great Hinata-sama deserves the best of course! She is the strongest of us after all!"

Back to Outside Hinata's Dream...

"Is she okay…?" stammered Naruto as he sat down next to Hinata, who eyes had stars in them and she had a loopy grin on her face.

"I think so…" said Kiba concernedly.

"Who cares, she looks cute like that…" said Naruto with a sigh. Kiba rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me, but dogs are hotter then those humans…" muttered Kiba. Naruto's eyes widened. "What?"

"Kiba, you really scare me…" stammered Naruto as he inched away from Kiba while bringing Hinata with him.

"Isn't that cute?" giggled Ino, pointing to Naruto and Hinata. Shikamaru shrugged.

"Who cares?" said the lazy ninja.

"ME!" shrieked Ino angrily.

"THE BABIES!" screamed Sasuke as he stood up and looked around frantically. "THEY'RE AFTER ME! THEY WANT MY SEXY BODY TO MULTIPLY TO BECOME THE PERFECT SPECIES!"

"NO!" yelled a voice. Everyone turned to the window, and Itachi jumped into the room. "I AM THE ONE THE BABES WANT!"

"I SAID BABIES YOU FAMILY MURDURING MONSTER!" yelled Sasuke angrily as he glared at his brother.

"Eww… You think babies are hot? Man, I'm glad I didn't kill you…" stammered Itachi, before turning to Naruto. "IT IS YOU I WANT!"

"NARUTO-KUN IS MINE!" shrieked Hinata as she tackled Itachi.

"NO! DON'T HURT HIS SEXYNESS!" wailed TenTen, Ino, and Sakura.

"What about us?" yelled Neji, Shikamaru, and Lee.

"Oh yeah…" said TenTen and Sakura.

"ITACHI IS BETTER LOOKING THEN YOU, YOU BAKA!" yelled Ino. Shikamaru ran out of the room sobbing.

"That was coooooold." Said Itachi knowingly, before turning back to Naruto. "WE WANT YOU NARUTO!"

"Why?" asked Naruto. "To do evil things for you?"

"You know how wrong that sounded?" questioned Sakura. Naruto stuck his tongue out at her.

"NO! SO WE CAN-" started Itachi, but was interrupted by Kiba.

"Why are you talking in capitals only?"

"DON'T KNOW! MAYBE BECAUSE I'M YELLING!" yelled Itachi. He was about to reveal his almighty birthday party plan to Naruto, when he heard cracking knuckles behind him.

"You interrupted my love time with Kaka-kun…" hissed Anko as she cracked her knuckles. "You go bye-bye now."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" yelled Itachi as he was thrown out the window.

"Oh yeah, I forgot!" exclaimed TenTen suddenly. She pulled out her giant mallet and bonked Kiba and Sasuke on the head. "That's better!"

"Anyway…" said Anko. She grabbed Kakashi, who suddenly became nervous. "I plan to go home sexually satisfied. Now get a move on Kakashi!"

"Eh…?" stammered all the ninja.

"WOO HOOOOOO! THIS IS MY DREAM WOMAN!" yelled Kakashi as Anko dragged him into the bathroom.

Several Minutes and Disturbing Noises Later…

"Why is Hinata-chan looking at me like that…?" stammered Naruto.

"Having a fantasy probably." Said Ino with a shrug. Then, Shikamaru walked into the car.

"I saw things I shouldn't have." Said the horror stricken boy.

"I wish I coulda watched…" muttered Jiraya under his breath.

"They won't be stopping for hours…" stammered Shikamaru.

"Oh boy! I can make 'Icha Icha: Reality!' now, using those two!" yelled Jiraya as he ran to the bathrooms.

"Um… So who's up for sleep?" suggested Naruto.

"ME!" yelled Hinata as she jumped on top of Naruto and was fast asleep in moments. Naruto found this position oddly peaceful. He didn't want this to end, having an angel sleeping on him, being on a train…

"G' night…" mumbled Naruto as he fell asleep, to dream of ramen and Hinata.

"Well this was a short period of time being awake…" muttered Chouji.

"What?"

End Chapter 4