Webeccy & the confusing year at Hogwash

by SaoirseMC

Something me & my friend did in year 9, its really messed up, confusing, dirty, weird and rude but extremely funny considering we did it at lunch times when we were 14!

5. Chapter 5

Next day Webeccy woke feeling very ill. Hermione walks up to her and says 'r u ok u don't look so good'

Webeccy; 'I think im gonna be sick (throws up on Hermione)

Hermione; 'ewww u threw up on me. It tastes nice'

Webeccy walked down to the hospital wind and said 'I feel sick'

Madam pomfrey 'well lay down u bastard'

A few minutes later Harry, Ron, Emma, Saoirse, Oliver, ANGELINA Johnson, Crabbe, goyle, Malfoy (ok maybe the whole class) came to visit her.

Harry; 'how r u?'

Webeccy; 'what do u think'

Saoirse(Jesus) 'I hope u feel better'

Webeccy; 'I feel worse u idiot'

Malfoy; 'I need to buy nappies'

Harry; 'WTF'

Malfoy; 'didn't I tell u I wet the bed'

Webeccy ;'ur making me feel worse'

Emma; 'can I read u a story'

Ron; 'u idiot'

Emma; 'im not an idiot'(smack)

Ron lied on the floor unconscious.

Malfoy ;'does any1 else wet the bed'

Every1; 'NO!'

Goyle; ' I used to'

Crabbe; 'so did I'

Ron wakes up.

Ron; 'hello who r u?'

Emma; 'im Emma'

Ron; 'r u really?...and er who am i?'

Harry; 'Ronald Weasley'

Ron; 'funny place this is isn't it. Do u live here.'

Saoirse; 'he's gone mad'

Webeccy; 'excuse me im the ill person not him'

Every1 'sorry'

Oliver; 'can I marry u'

Webeccy; 'no'

ANGELINA Johnson; 'u r a twit'

Emma; 'can u be my friend'

Angelina; 'yes'

Emma; 'wow'

Emma and Angelina go off.

Saoirse; 'she is so cool'

Malfoy; 'I love her'

Goyle; ' I love u'

Malfo;y 'o getting a little horny are we?'

Goyle; 'er……yes'

Crabbe ;'if he's getting horny I want to get horny too'

Malfoy; 'both getting horny. Meet me in the Slytherin bed at 12:00 I have a few games to play'

Malfoy goes off so do Crabbe and goyle and go to the great hall and eat all the cake .

Webeccy; 'how bloody rude'

Harry; 'they r so gay'

Webeccy; 'this is the worst day of my life' Maxine enters 'and its about to get worse'

Maxine; 'have u seen Malfoy'

Saoirse; 'no but we do know hes meeting Crabbe and goyle in the slytherin bed at 12:00

Maxine; ' little bastard'

Incomes dead rione; 'hello im dead'

Every1 ' we know'

Harry; 'I love Cho Chang she's pretty'

Ron wakes up….again.

Ron; 'excuse me I thought u fancied me not cho chang, I'm gonna cry'

Webeccy; 'CAN EVERY1 JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES'

A few minutes later every1 left.

Webeccy; 'that's better peace and quiet'

And she went to sleep