It was Tuesday mourning. The sun was out the birds were singing and Malfoy's trousers were wet.
Webeccy was in the library at lunch reading bored of the rings.
Emma; 'that looks good'
Webeccy; 'no its shit'
Emma; 'y r u reading it then'
Webeccy; 'cos its good'
Emma ;'but u just said…never mind'
Saoirse comes in carrying a book she says; 'if u say this spell u can go into other worlds.
Malfoy, Maxine , Saoirse, Emma ,Webeccy, Ron ,Hermione and Harry said the spell 'human I gush it'
A black hole appeared in the floor they all stood round staring too scared to go in when….
'BOO!' yelled Jess and they all fell in. Jess frowned and did a cartwheel into it.
They all fell on top of each other at the end and found themselves in a big field. There were little houses everywhere with little people looking at them.
Webeccy being the cleverest got up and said; 'hello we r friendly'
One of the small people came up to them and said; 'hello my name is Frodo baggins and I love Sam'
Malfoy; 'I love Snape'
Ron; 'I love Emma'
Jess; 'gandalf loves Sauron'
Harry; 'WTF does that have to do with hogwash?'
Webeccy; 'we r in lord of the rings u twit'
Maxine hits him and he explodes but he's still alive. Then came the elves. One was called Katie and one was called charlotte.
Ron; 'WOW elves'
'how are ya yeh wee bastard'
Webeccy; 'y r u calling us bastards and y r u Scottish'
Katie; 'cos this is a piss take of lord of the rings'
'ahh it makes sense now'
Gandalf; 'I know the meaning of life'
Saoirse; 'what is it'
'2'
'You stole that off me.'
'Did not'
'Did too.'
Emma suddenly screamed and fainted. Legolas had arrived every1 bowed.
'oh hail thy sexy elf, we r not worthy'
Webeccy frowned, he looked like an overgrown gay fairy.
Webeccy; 'y do u look like an overgrown gay fairy'
Legolas; 'i'm not and overgrown gay fairy I am LEGOLAS!'
Emma screamed again and fainted again.
Legolas; 'y does she keep doing that'
'cos she's obsessed with u'
Legolas; 'o cool I have a fan'
Harrys hair was not on fire anymore as Malfoy pissed on his head.
Ron; ew whats that smell'
Harry;' sorry unless u wanted my hair to burn off'
Webeccy ;'hahaha that would be funny'
Every1 laughs
Legolas;' where did u guys come from
Ron; 'hogwash'
Legolas; 'WTF is hogwash'
Malfoy its where u learn magic'
Legolas; 'oh…right…shit…I need a piss.
Malfoy; 'so do I just do it in ur pants'
Ron; 'eww….'
Emma sat up feeling very odd and sad; 'OMG I dream of u, u really rock, please let me please let me suck ur cock.
Legolas; 'NO u immature person'
Webeccy; 'how darn rude'
Ron; 'too right'
Malfoy; 'I thought u fancied me'
Emma; 'not any more'
Malfoy; cries
Saoirse; ' u big baby' ill go out with u'
Malfoy; 'ok'
Jess; 'I want cabbage'
Ron; 'how r we going to get back?'
Saoirse; 'just say fuck me u bastard or ill slap u'
Every1 says it except Emma. 'WAIT I don't want to go I want to live with legolas.
Ron; 'ok'
Saoirse; 'we'll miss u'
Webeccy; 'how rude'
Harry; 'may I hug u and say goodbye'
Emma; 'er…ok'
Harry starts crying
Webeccy; 'come on then bastards'
Every1 goes back to hogwash
Ron; 'we should do this more often so we can visit Emma'
Later every1 goes to lunch
ANGELINA Johnson; 'wheres Emma we were going to have a girly sleep over'
Malfoy; 'lezis'
Harry; 'shes living with legolas'
Webeccy; 'evil bastard'
ANGELINA; 'fucking bitch'
Saoirse; 'i'm starving'
Jess; 'so am I where's the cabbage'
Ron ;'did u c those funny looking elves, what were there names?'
'charlotte and katie'
Webeccy; 'im so tired'
Webeccy goes up to her bed when she bumps into professor Snape.
Snape; 'hello'
Webeccy; 'l love u'
Malfoy comes 'OMG its professor Snape 'I love u'
Snape; 'indeed' (walks off)
Webeccy; 'how did things go with Crabbe and goyle'
Malfoy; 'o it was terrible Crabbe and goyle beat me at wizard chess we were playing it on my bed'
Webeccy; 'oh I thought u were gonna …u know…have sex'
Malfoy; 'no what gave u that idea'
Webeccy 'don't worry'
Malfoy; 'com on spit it out'
Webeccy; 'so r u still gay?'
Malfoy; ' oh yes but I love Saoirse'
Webeccy goes to bed and has a nightmare of giant caterpillars running after her.