Konohamaru's Gift

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. Nothing new in chapter 3 or 4 really…

Chapter 5: Devil and, Angels, Everyone Knows!

"Now what…?" wondered Konohamaru as he kicked the water with his feet. He and Hanabi were sitting on a rock by a lake.

"I know!" exclaimed Hanabi. He jumped up and grabbed Konohamaru's hand. "Come on! This way!"

Hanabi pulled Konohamaru to a small clearing, full of fruits and other food.

"Wow…" said Konohamaru. "Amazing."

"Yup, and only you and me know about it!" exclaimed Hanabi, giving the peace symbol.

"Let's eat!" exclaimed Konohamaru, running into it. Hanabi's eyes widened.

"Wait, we have to wash them first! They have bugs and poisons and stuff!"

Naruto opened his eyes to meet a faceful of hair.

"Eh…?" stammered Naruto. He slowly pushed Hinata off of him and looked around. Everyone was asleep. He walked over to the buffet, grabbed some food. He got up and jumped out the window and got on top of the train. It was night time.

Silently, Naruto leapt from car to car, and hopped in the conductor's room.

"Hi Master Iruka!" exclaimed Naruto, patting the sleep deprived ninja on the back.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH! I DIDN'T STEAL THE TOILET PAPER, IT WAS KAKASHI!" yelled Iruka, hopping up and down. He looked at Naruto and blinked. "Oh, Naruto… What are you doing here?"

"Well, I thought you might be hungry!" Naruto handed the food to Iruka, who gladly accepted it. "So, when do you think we'll arrive at the hot springs?"

"Hmm… At the end of the next chapter probably…" said Iruka with a shrug.

"Oh…" Naruto got up and left with a wave. "See ya Master Iruka!"

"Thanks for the food!" yelled Iruka. He shook his head. "Crazy kid…"

Hinata snapped her eyes open in time to see Naruto coming through the window.

"N-Naruto-kun… Where'd you go?" stammered Hinata.

"I went to see Master Iruka and give him some food!" said Naruto proudly as he sat crossed-legged next to Hinata, who was staring at him intently.

"Hey, um…"Hinata blushed and looked away. Naruto raised an eyebrow and got up and sat next to her, his arm around her shoulder.

"Is something wrong?" asked Naruto worriedly.

Time froze for everyone but Hinata. Two tiny Hinata's appeared on each of her shoulders. One was wearing black leather, barely clothed, and had a whip. She had a tattoo of Naruto's head on her shoulder, and a blue/black flame tattoo on her chest. The other was wearing white robes that revealed almost as much as the black leather, and had a halo.

"Tell him now! Then ask him if you can bare his children!" exclaimed Devil Hinata with a perverted grin… Which was her normal grin.

"No! Ask him if he loves you first! Then romantically, in veeeeeery slow motion, kiss him!" exclaimed Angel Hinata.

"Sexually Assault him!" exclaimed Devil Hinata. Angel Hinata and Hinata blinked and stared at her. "What? I want action! I waited soooooo long for you to get into puberty, and NOW you're a friggin wimp! That's it, I'm going to see the Devil Narutos!"

She disappeared with a poof of smoke.

"There are two Devil Naruto-kuns…?" stammered Hinata. Angel Hinata nodded.

"Yes, but one of them has a cracked halo and white leather clothes." Explained Angel Hinata. "He became that way after… Well, I'm sure you know…"

"After what?" asked Hinata, wanted to know more about her Naruto-kun.

"Well…" Angel Hinata looked in both directions and jumped over to Hinata's ear and began whispering. "Naruto-kun never had any friends, until he met Konohamaru. So when he was young, Angel Naruto suggested he make a doll for a friend. However, when the adults were making a raids of Naruto-kun's apartment, they burned everything, including the doll. Naruto-kun was heartbroken, and Angel Naruto went bad. Shortly after that, Naruto became the greatest prankster in all of Konoha!"

"Poor Naruto-kun…" said Hinata. "I shall…"

TIME UNFREEZE!

"Hinata-chan…?" stammered Naruto, waving his arm in front of her face.

Hinata grinned evilly and pushed her face right in Naruto's

Sakura slowly opened her eyes and rubbed them. She looked around and remembered where she was. After stretching, she looked and noticed breakfast wasn't ready yet.

Sakura walked over to the back and her jaw dropped. She silently woke up Ino, Temari and TenTen. She put a finger to her lips to silence them.

"What is it?" whispered Ino curiously. Sakura motioned for them to follow her, but then Temari tripped on Sasuke.

"Babies… Want my… sexyfullness…" muttered Sasuke as he turned over and went back to sleep.

Temari growled and kicked him in... Well you know.

"Damn you Itachi…" Sasuke curled up to protect himself as Itachi brutally assaulted him with an army of gun toting babies in his dream.

"Look!" whispered Sakura. Three jaws dropped. Naruto and Hinata were curled up, there hair and clothes ruffled, their hands in each others shir-

"Aren't they a little young to be doing something like that?" yelled Chimon, jumping off Sevetenks's shoulder and glaring.

"What were they doing?" asked Hika-chan curiously. Sevetenks gulped nervously.

"Um… Well, they were… They weren't doing 'it'." Sevetenks crossed his arms and nodded. Chimon rolled her eyes.

"They're like… Thirteen or something!" exclaimed Chimon. She blinked once, then twice. "Wait… Forget I said anything. Humans are almost as perverted as you Saiyans sometimes…"

"Exactly." Sevetenks crossed his arms, then glared. "HEY!"

"Wha's pur-ver-tid?" asked Hika-chan her eyes wide and innocent, bouncing up and down. Sevetenks sighed and got back on his chair.

"Back to the story…" muttered Sevetenks as he began typing furiously, Hika-chan nibbling on a giant choclate chipcookie next to him and Chimon watching the screen from a perch on Sevetenks's shoulder.

Naruto and Hinata were curled up, there hair and clothes ruffled, Hinata's hands (Chimon: Much better) up Naruto's shirt, Naruto's arms wrapped around Hinata, both snoring peacefully.

"Damn I wanted to play matchmaker…" muttered Sakura as she crossed her arms. "Hey where are Master Kakashi and Anko-san?"

"OOOOHHHHHHHH!" came from the bathrooms. Sakura paled.

"Never mind…" Temari rolled her eyes, when they heard yawns. Everyone else was waking up.

"Hey everyone! Come over here!" exclaimed Sakura with a bright smile.

End Chapter 5