Konohamaru's Gift
Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. Nothing new in chapter 3 or 4 really…
Chapter 6: Flirting with a side dish of pictures
Konohamaru and Hanabi were staring at it.
"So Naruto-sama painted that?" asked Hanabi, pointing at the Hokage monument. Already Konohamaru's idolizing of Naruto had rubbed off on her.
"Uh huh." Said Konohamaru. "Naruto-nii-sama (got the idea from Yu-Gi-Oh!) is the best!"
"Nuh uh!" exclaimed Hanabi.
"Oh yeah?" countered Konohamaru, looking at the younger (slightly) girl. "Then who is the best?"
"Well…" Hanabi gulped and blushed profusely. In a voice that was barely a whisper, she said: "I think t-that you are the b-b-best Kono-kun…"
"Oh…" Konohamaru smiled and pulled Hanabi closer to him, as they watched the sun rise. They had spent the whole day together, and slowly were drifting off to sleep. "G' night… Love you…"
"Love you too Kono-kun…" whispered Hanabi as the duo fell asleep under the new sun.
TenTen, Ino, and Temari were taking pictures of the sleeping Naruto and Hinata, while Sasuke was wondering what their kids would look like, before being knocked out by TenTen. Shikamaru was watching Ino, while pretending to do a crossword. Neji was using the Byakugan to make everything but TenTen invisible to him, and he was smiling to himself. Lee and Sakura were eating toast and talking about their senseis, and Jiraya had come back after Kakashi and Anko collapsed from exhaustion.
"So…" said Lee. "Why is Kakashi-sensei always late anyway?"
"Actually, we got so used to it, we never really thought about it…" said Sakura, leaning back. Lee titled his head. "Well, at least, I never thought about it. Naruto probably did from time to time, and I doubt Sasuke even noticed. That guy is so full of himself it's sickening…"
"You mean… You don't like Sasuke-san anymore…?" asked Lee hopefully.
"Nope." Said Sakura with a grin.
"GRAAAAAH!" screamed Sasuke in his sleep. TenTen pulled out her mallet and hit him on the head. "Damn you Itachi…"
"Baka Uchiha…" muttered TenTen with a growl.
>ATTENTION STUDENTS OF NINJITSU! WE SHALL ARRIVE AT THE HIDDEN HOTSPRINGS IN AN HOUR OR SO! AS A NOTE, WE'LL BE THE ONLY ONES THERE. I'LL CONTACT YOU AGAIN WITHIN TWENTY MINUTES OF ARRIVAL. THIS IS MASTER IRUKA, SIGNING OUT!
"Wow…" said Sakura. "We're almost to the hot springs!"
"EEEEE!" squealed all the girls. Except Temari and TenTen, so it was just Ino and Sakura.
"Wow…" said Shikamaru. Then he blinked and a brilliant plan began to formulate… Him… Ino… Hot springs…
Shikamaru fell over with a nose bleed, grinning mischievously.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom…
Anko and Kakashi were grinning mischievously as they played Kitsune-pon. After faking sex for Shikamaru (and having some for a while) they had cleaned themselves off, and discovered Jiraya was watching them. They threw him out and were just about to leave when they discovered Naruto's secret room.
"Hohohohoho!" laughed Grandma on Nin-Ja-Oh, the game. "Buy these scrolls for your deck of scrolls! Hohohohoho!"
"Okay!" exclaimed Kakashi's character, Ningi. "Do you want any cards, Anko the Almighty?"
"Otay!" chirped the chibi Anko on the screen, Anko's character.
"We win!" exclaimed kakashi and Anko together.
Well… That was interesting… Let's see how Tsunade and Shizune are doing…
"Damn traffic… We have to get to topless beach!" yelled Tsunade.
'Why me…?' thought Shizune as her head fell into her hands.
Neji stared at TenTen, who sat next to him.
"Hello." Said the Hyuuga.
"Hiya Neji-kun!" laughed TenTen as she latched onto Neji's arm, turning him bright red.
"Um… Ten-chan…?" stammered Neji nervously.
"Don't worry! I'm a gentle lover!" said TenTen happily, and Neji spat out his drink.
"What did you say?" exclaimed Neji.
"I said, aren't they perfect for one another?" asked TenTen. Neji sighed.
"Um… Sure, whatever…" stammered Neji.
"Wanna make out?" asked TenTen. Neji stared at her.
"Huh?" stammered Neji.
"Will you stare at me when I get out of the hot springs?" asked TenTen. Neji stared at her.
"Are you flirting with me?" asked Neji incredulously.
"Mayyyyyyyyyybe…" said TenTen.
"BABIES!" yelled Sasuke. TenTen got up and kicked him.
"Oh well…" said Neji with a sigh.
>WE'RE ARRIVING SOON! GET BACK IN YOUR SEATS!
End Chapter 6