There was a Christmas disco coming up every house had to dress up, Jess came in green pixie shoes. She said "My invite said elves, ok' And went to join the Ravenclaws who had to dress as fairys.

Slow music came on and every1 was dancing.

'Ouch u stepped on my foot u weasel head'

'sorry I'm not very good at dancing'

All of a sudden there was an explosion on the dance floor it was voldermort.

Every1 ran away except from hermione cho Harry Saoirse Neville Webeccy and Jess.

Harry; 'OMG'

Hermione; 'WTF r u doing here'

Voldermort;'I heard there was a dance on so I thought I would come'

Every1; 'oh al right'

Ron; 'y did u want to come'

Voldemort; 'well I do like to dance'

Jess; 'right lets party'

Suddenly there is another explosion and Emma and legolas appear

Emma; 'hello every1 meet my new man'

Legolas; 'howdy my names legolas'

ANGELINA; 'OMG he's so cute'

Emma; 'piss of bitch he's mine'

Emma and legolas kiss and hug and everyone ignores them.

Draco; 'Voldemort is hot'

Saoirse; 'Excuse me?'

Draco; I said…Oh lord you're hot.

Saoirse; 'damn straight, now get my a drink.'

Draco; Yes mistress…

Ron ;'I'm bloody tired'

Ron's word is gospel, so Everyone went to bed. Except for Emma and Legolas, who were entangled on the floor, and Saoirse, who was still waiting for her drink. And Voldemort, who was shaking his thang on the dance floor.