Konohamaru's Gift

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides (Chapter One) The "Shinobi Sphere", Chibi-Kitsune, "Kitsune-pon", the train, and (Chapter Two) Kakashi's new book. Nothing new in chapter 3 or 4 really… Or 5, 6 and 7… Actually, I own the hotel at the hot springs, but the name of it's in Chapter 8! (Or will be)

Chapter 7: Arrival at the Hot Springs

Konohamaru and Hanabi grinned evilly. They both began rapidly shaking their spray paint cans.

"Are you sure that this is a good idea?" asked Hanabi uncertainly. Konohamaru nodded, up and down, up and down, and so on.

"Of course it is!" exclaimed Konohamaru. He pointed at one building. "We'll put 'Naruto-nii-sama, 6th Hokage' on that one, 'Konohamaru, 7th Hokage' right there, and-"

"What are you kids doing?" yelled an ANBU angrily. The two children slowly turned to see a masked man glaring at them.

"Uh… Spray painting people's houses…?" stammered Konohamaru.

"Well, you two are coming with me…" muttered the man.

"RUN AWAY!" yelled Konohamaru, picking Hanabi up bridal style and hightailing it out of there

"Stupid kids…" muttered the ANBU. He grinned under his mask and picked up the spray paint.

Billy Jones Rulez!

"Hey!" yelled a voice. An old woman with a broom walked out of the house the ANBU man (Billy Jones) had just defaced/

"Oops…" muttered Billy as he ran into the trees.

"Get back here you whippersnapper!" yelled the woman, flailing her broom like a sword.

Still yawning, Naruto and Hinata stepped out of the train first. Naruto waited for everyone get out of the train with their suitcases before turning to them.

"Okay." Said Naruto, pulling out another chart. It showed a hotel. "We will stay here for three days."

"Wow…" chorused Ino, Sakura, and Temari. It was a fancy looking place, with a pool in the back, and there were pictures of an arcade and a restaurant inside.

"Next, the hot springs." Naruto turned the page on his chart, showing a large hot spring about the size of a large pool, with a wall in the middle. There was a smaller hot spring to the left the size of half a pool. "Now then. There is a large hot spring for each gender, and a smaller one for both. However-" Naruto chuckled. "You have to wear clothes in the unisex one."

Neji and Sakura both snapped their fingers, while Anko and Kakashi shrugged. Trees were just as good as toilet stalls.

"Okay, finally, the room arrangements." Naruto flipped the page.

"Bet you fifty bucks Naruto is with Hinata." Whispered Sakura to Ino.

"You're on!" replied Ino.

"Here we go…" Naruto grinned and read off the list.

In The 4 People Honeymoon Suites:

Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, Lee

Shikamaru, Ino, TenTen, Neji

In the 2 Person Rooms

Gaara and Temari

Jiraya and Chouji

Sasuke and Kankuro

Kiba and Shino

1 Person Suite

Iruka-sensei

"Excellent…" said Sakura as she counted the bills Ino angrily thrust into her hands, while Naruto began passing out brochures.

"Mmm… Look at the pictures of the honeymoon suites Neji-kun… It's like an apartment for two couples… And look… A waterbed…" whispered TenTen into Neji's ear, who was slowly turned a darker shade of crimson each minute.

'I'm stuck with the pervert… Great…' thought Chouji dryly.

"Oh by the way, in the 4 people rooms, there are only two beds, as you can see!" exclaimed Naruto, grinning. Hinata also grinned (though it was Devil Hinata's grin), so did Sakura since she knew since she was rooming with Naruto and Hinata, she would get to cuddle with lee every night for three WHOLE days!

"Sakura-chan, I will sleep on the floor as Naruto-san and Hinata-san shall want one of the beds." Said Lee politely. Sakura smiled at his kindness, but shook his head and whispered in his ear.

"Lee-san, it took me a while because I was obsessed over Sasuke, but now I see what a great person you are. I want to be in the same bed as you…" whispered Sakura. Lee blinked and turned bright red. "But we won't do anything, I know you're nervous about being in the same room as me, and that's okay."

Sakura gave Lee a quick peck on the lips, and walked back over to Ino giggling, while Naruto put up his chart with one hand and slapped Lee lightly on the back.

"Looks like you just got yourself a girlfriend." Laughed Naruto as he went to get Iruka from the front of the train.

"Um… I… Uh… Um…" spluttered Lee.

"Everyone, I'm gonna help Iruka-sensei get this thing in a place it won't cause trouble!" yelled Naruto from on top of the train. "You guys go to the rooms, 'kay? The keys are at the front desk, and they know you're with me!"

Naruto leapt to the front of the train and jumped into the room where Iruka was, and the train started moving again.

Hinata smiled and picked up Naruto's single suitcase. She had only brought one, and Naruto cut probably fit everything he owned in two, so while most of the girls were carrying three suitcases (okay, just Ino and Sakura. And Anko, but one suitcase was labeled: XXX. Adults only.) so she had no problem. And being a super strong ninja helps too.

"Oi…" muttered Shikamaru. He, somehow, unlike everyone, had noticed Neji and TenTen's flirting, meaning he would probably end up in the same bed as Ino. "If only she had moved off of Sasuke, like Sakura…"

Shikamaru shook his head and glumly got a key from the front desk before going on an elevator alone and ahead of everyone else.

Ino stared as Shikamaru got into the elevator while she got the key to the room.

'What's up with him?' Ino asked herself. 'I thought he'd be happy… I am…'

'Well gee!' yelled Ino's inner voice.

"Eww… You think babies are hot? Man, I'm glad I didn't kill you…" stammered Itachi, before turning to Naruto. "IT IS YOU I WANT!"

"NARUTO-KUN IS MINE!" shrieked Hinata as she tackled Itachi.

"NO! DON'T HURT HIS SEXYNESS!" wailed TenTen, Ino, and Sakura.

"What about us?" yelled Neji, Shikamaru, and Lee.


"Oh yeah…" said TenTen and Sakura. "You are sexier..."

"ITACHI IS BETTER LOOKING THEN YOU, YOU BAKA!" yelled Ino. Shikamaru ran out of the room sobbing.

'I broke his heart! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' Ino fell to the ground and looked down, and she was surrounded by darkness except a spotlight on her.

"Drama queen…" muttered Sakura as she got her key.

"Yeah…" agreed Temari.

"Can I kill him?" asked Gaara nicely, pointing at Sasuke, who was screaming, running around in circles. He had stumbled on the daycare…

"No. He really didn't do anything wrong. He's just annoying…" replied Temari darkly.

"Damn…" muttered Gaara, snapping his fingers.

Everyone headed off to their rooms first to put away their suitcases, get changed, and then went down to the restaurant…

Naruto rested his cheek in his upturned palm and glared. Iruka shifted nervously in his seat.

"How did you run out of gas?" yelled Naruto angrily. "I thought trains ran on coal! Which we still have a ton of! Literally, have you seen the last cart?"

"Well, I was tired of shoveling so I messed with the engine…" said Iruka nervously.

"ARGH!" yelled Naruto, his face falling into theengine in front of him.

"Is he still chasing us?" asked Hanabi, who was still nuzzling Konohamaru's chest.

"Um… If I told you he wasn't chasing us at all and I liked carrying you, what would you say…?" stammered Konohamaru.

"I'd say… To the Ichiraku!" yelled Hanabi happily, giggling and glad.

End Chapter 7