The Yule ball!
It was the night before Harry's death and every1 is getting ready. All the girls wore prom dresses and the boys dress robes
Ron; 'I hate this'
Harry; 'so do I'
Ron; ' I think I have put on weight cos I don't fit into my dress.'
Harry; 'oh well'
Then every1 goes to the hall and meets their partners
Jess with Neville
Webeccy with Ron
Saoirse with Krum (She ditched Malfoy for not getting her the drink, she waited ALL night.)
Max with Malfoy…and Snape
Charlotte with Crabbe
Katie with goyle
Emma with LEGOLAS
ANGELENA with fred and george
Rione with sir Nicolas
Hermy with grawp
Hagrid with madam maxime
Harry with Cho Chang
Ginny with dumbldore
Flitwik with Hedwig
Anyway every1 was on the dance floor and all u could hear was ouch, shit, my foot, that hurt (no1 was good at dancing)
Jess; 'cant we have any other music
Then all of a sudden D12 came from nowhere and started singing their song
Jess; 'now that's more like it
Dumbledore; ' I never knew muggle music was this good'
Then grawp fell over and every1 jumped a foot in the air
Ron; 'bloody hell grawp u shit head'
Malfoy; 'I need my nappies
Emma; 'shut up'
Legolas; 'I sense vibrations'
Katie; 'that's probably the speakers'
Legolas; 'o…..kool
Then all of a sudden fleur deleceur walks in bald and evry1 laughs
Maxin;e 'OMG
Harry; 'ahhhhh u look really scary
Fleur ;'shut up' then she runs away
Then Saoirse and Emma push D12 out of the way then sing a song (Everytime)
Every1 cheers
Ron; 'wow they are so kool'
Saoirse; 'damn straight.
Webeccy 'how rude they pushed D12 off the stage.
Then all of a sudden (ok this phrase is beginning to annoy me) voldemort appears with wormtail
Harry; 'oh piss off
Voldermort; 'im going 2 kill u'
Legolas; 'no wont' then he gets his bow and arrow and shoots him in the head.
Hermy; 'ahhh he is dead'
Sir Nicolas; 'oh..please im more deader than him'
Rione; 'I know so am I'
Ron; 'ok…I think the yule ball is turning out to be a nightmare'
Legolas 'we are all awake'
Harry; 'we might all be dreaming about it'
Saoirse; 'U PLEB'
Jess; 'I want cabbage'
Ron; 'I want babies with a dementoer
Dumblebore; 'WHAT THE FUCK….I mean im sorry to hear that…
Then a dementor comes in
Dementor; 'hello im fred the dementor'
Emma; ' ok this is a night mare'
Legolas; 'I will protect u'
ANGELINA; 'no u wont I will.'
Harry; 'errgghhhhh
Every1 starts to get tired and Malfoy wets himself and every1 goes to bed.