That chapter that was born in my head
Disclaimer: I don't own any anime
All I own is a hospital for pregnant men and the right to press charges
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"I choose you 'Pickachu'!" yelled an enthusiastic blond. "Damn it Naruto we're playing 'Yu-Gi-Oh' not 'Poke'mon'." mumbled an angst filled boy. "But Sasuke I thought we were playing strip poker!" exclaimed a confused Naruto. "Only when we have chocolate", sighed Sasuke "I should go get some later." Sasuke murmured to himself. "I'm bored of 'Yu-Gi-Oh'!" yelled Naruto "It's gay and not blue gay turquoise gay." (Note: blue is the unofficial new gay. Turquoise is the unofficial new bad gay) "Hey Sasuke lets go skip to the park!" chirped Naruto. " Fine and we can get some chocolate too." mumbled an angst filled Sasuke. "You should stop that Sasuke." said Naruto. Sasuke shot him a confused look. "Your angst. It's so strong I can smell it." stated a disgusted Naruto. "Oh sorry." mumbled Sasuke only producing more angst. Naruto smirked inwardly he knew he would get on top tonight.
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Meanwhile across town a grown man with a bowl cut, bushy eyebrows, and weird fashion sense. Yes it was weird, very, very weird. He wore a green spandex suit, leg warmers, and today a long suspicious trench coat. He was doing very suspicious thing. He was selling illegal drugs 'gasp!'. Yup he had top notch crack, pot, acid, and numerous others. And everything was over priced because he was the only drug dealer in town. The only thing he gave out for free was ruffies. And he only gave them to little boys. All of a sudden two little boys skipped up. "What are you doing Gai sensei?" asked little Konahamaru while his boyfriend Inari nodded. "Nothing children nothing at all," Gai said soothingly "Hey would you two like some white skittles." "Sure!" both boys chirped happily. After eating them the boys started to feel strange. "Hey what was in that candy?" questioned a sleepy Inari. "Nothing at all children." said Gai reassuringly. After a few moments the boys were out cold. "Excellent." chuckled Gai happily. He then proceeded to drag the boys to his house to do um suggestive things.
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"Kakashi stop I'm teaching class." whined Iruka. "You're always teaching class." sighed a disappointed Kakashi taking his hands out of Iruka's pants. "Not always!" snapped Iruka. "Oh yes you are and there's nothing you can do about!" yelled Kakashi. Iruka looked confused. "Oh never mind." mumbled Kakashi and disappeared. "Iruka sensei why were Kakashi sensei's hands down your pants?" 'Oh fuck' thought Iruka as he laughed nervously.
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kamakazikoala- That is were I leave you that was my first ever fan fiction. I'm sorry if it sucked or if you were at all offended