Konohamaru's Gift: The Ultimate Vacation
Chapter 8: Horny foxes, bikinis and blue spandex.
Naruto growled and Iruka grinned sheepishly.
"It's not like I knew this would happen…" laughed Iruka as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PUSH A TRAIN? YOU SHOULD!" roared Naruto furiously. He blinked. "A gas station! PUSH!"
Hanabi and Konohamaru happily slurped down their ramen, enjoying the taste and each other's company.
"Know what we should do?" said Hanabi after finishing. Konohamaru gulped what he was chewing and looked at her. 'Hanabi, you are a genius.'
"What?" questioned Konohamaru. Hanabi grinned mischievously.
"We can get my daddy to give us an 'arranged' marriage." Said Hanabi with a grin. 'Yeah… Now he'll spit out his ramen and go: "WHAT?"'
Smiling, Hanabi sipped her ramen, grinning at her newfound pranking genius.
"Okay!" chirped Konohamaru happily, and went back to his ramen. Hanabi spat her ramen out.
"WHAT?"
Hinata kicked her feet as she sat on the chair, waiting for Naruto to return. Then, Sakura walked up to her in a pink bikini.
"Me, Ino, and TenTen are going down to the pool. Wanna come?" questioned Sakura., grinning as Lee walked into the room, dropped his soda and jaw, and swiftly walked out.
"No thank you Sakura-san…" said Hinata politely. "I am going to wait for Naruto-kun to get back, then go to the hot springs with him."
"Ah…" Sakura nodded and walked out of the suite after slipping on some sandals and wrapping a towel around her waist, stopping to watch Lee, who was practicing yoga in their bedroom. Finally, she headed out.
Hinata heard a loud BEEP and pulled out the hot chocolate from the microwave, she had made four mugs, but Sakura had left and Naruto wasn't back yet.
"Lee-san, would you like some hot chocolate?" asked Hinata. She heard Lee stop his yoga, and saw him walk into the room.
"Sure!" exclaimed Lee cheerily, taking one of the mugs.
TenTen pulled on her black swimming shorts and camouflage bikini top, and walked out of her and Neji's room, to see Neji changing the channel on the TV, again and again and again and-
"Neji-kun, what exactly are you doing?" questioned TenTen as Ino left the hotel room in a silver one piece bathing suit.
"Watching television. There isn't a TV at the Hyuuga Estate, and if there were, I wouldn't be able to watch it anyway." Muttered Neji dryly. TenTen blinked as the channel stopped on a show with a green man fighting a black haired teenager.
"Oh…" said TenTen. "Want to come down to the pool?"
"No thank you." replied Neji softly, and TenTen sighed and left, leaving Neji to discover the world known as Dragon Ball Z. Let's just hope he doesn't go fan-boy on us.
Sasuke opened his eyes to meet darkness.
"Urgh…" moaned the younger Uchiha as he sat up. "Where the hell am I…?"
"So, you're awake…" muttered Kankuro, and Sasuke looked at him. "We're in the hotel room."
"What?" exclaimed Sasuke in surprise. "But… But the last thing I remember was when Hinata and Naruto went into the bathrooms… And then the Sexy No Jutsu…"
"You mean in the beginning Chapter 2?" questioned Kankuro. Sasuke nodded. "Well guess what. We're already in the middle of Chapter 8!"
"What the hell happened to me…?" moaned Sasuke as he rubbed his head. "I feel like I've been attacked by mallets and other heavy stuff… I had a weird dream too. Itachi tried to kill me with an army of kids that looked like Naruto and Hinata… I think I dreamed it cause of what happened before I got knocked out. Hmm…"
"So you've been sleepwalking this entire time?" questioned Kankuro with raised eyebrows. Sasuke shrugged.
"I guess so…" Sasuke sighed. "Man I need a nap."
Sasuke sighed and wrapped the blankets around himself. Shrugging, Kankuro headed off to the dual-sex hot springs to see if any SEXAH WOMANFOLK were there.
Itachi grinned as the hotel came into view, with Zabuza and Haku yelling at each other and not too far behind him.
"Naruto-kun…" whispered Itachi. "My family did not celebrate otouto's birthday, so I had to kill them… I will make sure you have a birthday party before you return to Konoha… Or I will kill Haku and Zabuza trying…"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Neji as he ran out of his hotel room. Shikamaru was staring at him like he was insane…
"The hell…?" murmured Shikamaru slowly. He shook his head. "Too troublesome…"
His eyes widened when he realized what Neji was wearing.
"Blue spandex…?" Shikamaru's eyes widened as he remembered "Sexy Ino" from the Chunin Exams, trying to convince Neji to give up the scroll… Ino didn't start liking Sasuke until she saw him in his shower… "For once… This isn't too troublesome…"
Shikamaru quickly ran after Neji to stop him from prancing around in front of Ino in spandex. If this mission fails…
No. It's dangerous thinking that way.
"Hah… Time… To die… Hah…" laughed a voice.
"Shut up." Said Naruto. "You were more threatening when you were killing people when I was a baby."
"Shut it kit. I've missed what, fifteen cycles? I'M FREAKING HORNY!"
"You're tiny."
"I'm a demon. And a fox. When I'm in heat…"
"I don't care."
"You suck."
"… You're going back inside. It looks weird when a fox with a woman's head flirts with them."
"Bastard."
"Bitch."
"Ch. I've been called worse."
"I'm sure."
Naruto closed his eyes and concentrated as he pulled Kyuubi back inside his navel. He turned to Iruka, who was gaping.
"The fox… Flirted with me…?" spluttered the confused Chunin.
"Guess so. Come on, I wanna see Hinata-chan in a bikini!" Naruto grinned impishly and ran as fast as he could towards the hotel. Iruka meekly followed.
"Lee-san…?" stammered Hinata. "I don't think this I-is a good idea…"
"Of course it is Hinata-san! The power of youth fill not fail me!" exclaimed Lee, giving the nice guy pose. However, that caused him to spill his hot chocolate all over Hinata. "Er… Gomen…"
There was bitter silence after that. Hinata's eyes seemed to change blood red for a moment as her swimsuit was covered in hot chocolate. Hinata glared furiously at Lee, and all shyness was gone.
"THAT WAS TO IMPRESS NARUTO-KUN! YOU RUINED IT YOU FREAK!" screamed Hinata as she performed a few seals. "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"
"Oh… No…" stammered Lee as he backed away from the ten bikini-clad Hinata's.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" screamed the original as they began throwing things at Lee.
Thankfully, Lee got out of there. All the Hinata's hair was messed up, they were covered in hot chocolate, sweating, and in bikinis. And then Naruto walked in and all ten of the Hinata's smiled wickedly, not knowing the demon inside Naruto was in heat.
"Hinata Style Harem no Jutsu!"
"FOOLS! FEAR ME, FOR I AM NEJITA! PRINCE OF THE NINJANS!"
TenTen, Ino, and Sakura all turned to see Neji with a weird hairdoo, wearing blue spandex, white gloves and boots, and smirking, not a Neji smirk, but a sexy (to girls anyway. To guys like me, it looks creeeepy…) one.
"HAHAHAHAHA! FEAR ME! I AM THE STRONGEST! HAHAHAHA!" laughed Neji arrogantly. Shikamaru and lee chose then to enter, in time to see Ino and TenTen get a nose bleed, and Sakura throw up.
End Chapter 8