What The Hell Is Going On!

Disclaimer- Do you really think that if I owned Naruto that I'd be sitting here writing fan fictions

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After the interesting conversation about Gaara's last name the four boys got around to looking at animals. But sadly Sasuke was disappointed when he foung out that the llamas were visiting Canada. 'Damn llama hogging Canadians' thought Sasuke. And much to Naruto's dismay koalas live in Australia not Japan. Lee and Gaara were also upset because squirrels and racoons aren't important enough to have exhibits. So now the four boys marched through the zoo reeking of angst and disappointment. On their way to the elephant pen Naruto spotted a group of people gathered in front of an exhibit. "Arrgh what is that I see over yonder?" growled Naruto. His three companions turned to him with identical WTF looks on there faces. "Scince when have you been a pirate Naruto?" questioned Lee. "He's not a pirate just a retard." muttered Gaara. "Don't talk about my bitch like that!" snapped Sasuke. "Will you guys shut the up so we can investigate that crowd!" yelled Naruto. And the others did shut the hell up. As they approached they heard thing like "Holy crap" "That's disgusting" "No it's hot" and "That is a sin against God!" (that guy got shot). The boys got to the exhibit peered into it and saw Sakura and Ino making out in the corner. The only people that seemed to enjoy this were really lonely straight men, and Gai. "Gai sensei why are you watching this despicable spectacle!" cried Lee. "Lee I am a very, very lonely man and that over there is no more despicable than what you do with Gaara." stated Gai. "True but you touch little boys." rebutted Lee. Gai hung his head in shame then turned toward the lesbians but saw that they had disappeared. "Where did the not very hot but entertaining lesbians go?" he exclaimed. "It appears that the lesbians have left just as stealthily as they had come." noted Sasuke with a philosophical tone. At that time Sasuke and Naruto parted from Gaara and Lee who were comforting a weeping Gai.

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Meanwhile across the village Kakashi and Iruka were quiet puzzled over a pregnancy test. "What the hell do you mean you're pregnant!" exclaimed Kakashi. "Well you see this thing turned blue and that means that it's positive for pregnancy." replied Iruka calmly. "I know that" muttered Kakashi "but what possessed you to take the test?" "Well I haven't gotten my period so I got worried and took the test." said Iruka. "You get a period!" cried Kakashi. "Yeah I know it's weird but I just get one." muttered Iruka. "Oh well it looks like I'm going to be a daddy." sighed Kakashi. "And I'm going to be a mommy!" squealed Iruka.

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kamakazikoala- yup I got man pregnant I hope you liked it