Note from SiLvEr: Hi every one this is my first fanfic, review and tell me if it sucks. Make some suggestions if you want.

Summary: MY FIRST FANFIC, hopefully will make you giggle or snort or whatever. I can't write summaries. But it does inclued the author desks and capital letters.

Rating: T, just to be safe…

Disclaimer: I f you think I own Harry Potter you SERIOUSLY need therapy…

Harry Potter

And

The Temporarily

Insane Author

The Fabled Chapter of First.

Now as you have probably guessed from the title this story is about Harry Potter and his many adventures with his friend and maybe SiLvEr. I cooked up this tale of humor for numerous reasons; actually I was bored as hell and sugar high…

… It's a pity this story isn't about artichokes they're more interesting…

ANYWAY

One day (or night who gives a damn?) Harry was sitting in his room thinking about how disturbed his life was when Ron appeared and started to smash his head on Harry's desk.

Wow, thought Harry while looking in the back of a spoon, I really do have a scar shaped like a lightning bolt!

"YOU IDIOT,"screamed Ron who for some reason could read Harry's mind " THAT'S NOT RELEVENT TO THE STORY!"

" Sure it is," said Harry who was slightly confused as to why Ron could read his thoughts " All this time I thought it was teapot shaped"

" YOU RETARD " screamed Ron

" Why are you constantly screaming and talking in caps-lock Ron? " asked Harry calmly.

" BECAUSE SiLvEr IS MAKING ME YOU BASTERD!"

" You sick … METAL KITCHEN APPLIENCES THAT ARE WAY OVER PRICED!" Harry yelled at SiLvEr.

And with that Ron died, because I said so.

So guys what did you think review and tell me if its crap I won't get offended, unless you're being REALLY cruel. Love SiLvEr-ReFlEcTiOnS xxoo