Note from SiLvEr: Hi every one this is my first fanfic, review and tell me if it sucks. Make some suggestions if you want. Thanks to all who reviewed if you scroll down I'll give you a dishwasher…

Summary: MY FIRST FANFIC, hopefully will make you giggle or snort or whatever. I can't write summaries.

Rating: T, just to be safe…

Disclaimer: I f you think I own Harry Potter you SERIOUSLY need therapy…

Harry Potter

And

The Temporarily

Insane Author

The Chapter of Twoishness

After the horrendous calamity in his bedroom Harry jumped on his llama, Shelldon, and rode all the way to Hogwarts.

"Up and away!" Harry yelled.

At Hogwarts he met Hermione and Ron, Ron who had previously died in the first chapter is now obviously alive.

" Harry," exclaimed Hermione," Your scar is shaped like a lightning bolt! All this time I thought it was shaped like a teapot"

Harry: …

" Hello!" said Draco, sliding out of the shadows

"DRACO!" yelled Harry "what are you doing sliding out of shadows suspiciously!"

" I think it's sexy" said Draco sliding back into the shadows.

Harry: …

" Harry if you say '…' one more time I will beat you with this object I found on the ground, actually I think it's a vacuum cleaner handle !" Ron said raising his voice slightly so it was a feeble scream but not.

" Now, now", said SiLvEr, " No need for violence boys"

Harry: …

" Right that's it!" said Ron in his feeble screaming voice and beat Harry with the vacuum cleaner handle until his non-teapot-shaped scar bled. Then Ron died. Because I said so.

" Harry," cried Draco, sliding out of the exact same shadow he slid out of before " Want to go have kinky steamy gay sex in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom for all the horny citizens of fanfiction?"

"Sure," said Harry jumping on Draco " but wtf is a fanfiction?"

" I have no idea"

Hermione: …

Thanks to all those people who reviewed my first chappie, love you throws dishwashers to all and to those who didn't those who didn't…

We'll see…

Love SiLvEr-ReFlEcTiOnS. xxoo

Beta's Note: Go Son! I love that gay sex! Who doesn't?

Love only-harry