One Shot
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha
"Say Inuyasha, what is this thing?" Miroku asked. The three of them, Shippo, Miroku and Inuyasha sat around the table looking something they have never seen in their time as Inuyasha found that.
"It says here. Toothpaste. What is a tooth paste?" Inuyasha said as he examined the tube.
They sat there thinking for a moment.
"Could it be they grind some teeth into paste and put it inside?" Shippo suggested.
"Oh come on, don't be stupid." Miroku said.
They stared at the tube again and began to churn up ideas on what content it has inside.
"It is squashy." Inuyasha said as he pressed the tube, hard. The content inside the tube came flowing out. Inuyasha growled and prepared his Tetsusaiga, thinking that a mysterious youkai is coming out from the tube at last.
After a while…
"It's not moving anymore." Miroku said.
"Sure is." Shippo chirped in. Inuyasha then relaxed and continue to stare at the tube.
"It smells of peppermint," Inuyasha sniffed the gooey mess on the table. He motioned Shippo and Miroku to come forth and smell.
"It sure smells good." Miroku said.
"Yeah. Ew. It is so disgusting." Shippo grumbled. He tried to touch the gooey mess and felt disgusted by it.
"So what is it?" The three of them pondered over that thing again.
"Maybe we can use it to fight?" Inuyasha suggested.
"I don't think so." Miroku said.
"Why not we use it to play spin the bottle like what Kagome taught us? Except that it is toothpaste. Whatever toothpaste is." Shippo suggested.
Inuyasha and Miroku sweat dropped and Inuyasha said, "Forget about it, Shippo. I hate that game."
They stared at it again.
"Maybe it is some kind of food. Let's try it." Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo dipped their finger or claw for Inuyasha into the stuffs from the tube and put it into their mouth.
"It's sweet." Commented Shippo.
"It has a refreshing taste after that." Miroku said, licking his finger.
"I want some more." Inuyasha said, dipping his claw into the stuffs.
After a period of 30 minutes…
"I think we have finished the thing," Shippo said.
"We sure did." Miroku said, feeling contented,
Inuyasha groaned, as his stomach was feeling queasy now. "I think I had too much of it."
"Inuyasha, where you found this thing?" Shippo questioned.
"In Kagome's backpack." He replied.
Miroku and Shippo froze. "Did you just say it is from Kagome's backpack?"
"Yeah. What's wrong?" Inuyasha asked.
Just then, Kagome walked in together with Sango.
"I got this thing that will let your teeth be cleaner and whiter." Kagome said to Sango.
Kagome ransacked and backpack and mumbled to herself, "Where's my toothpaste?"
She glared sideways and saw three guilty faces. She turned and saw her empty toothpaste on the table.
"Who took my toothpaste?" Kagome asked angrily. Miroku and Shippo quickly pointed to Inuyasha who gulped.
"Is my toothpaste fascinating?" Kagome asked with a hunting look in her eyes.
"Yeah." Inuyasha stammered.
"Well then, Inuyasha." Kagome hesitated and the rest of the gang back off before Kagome say. "Osuwari!"
Wham!
It really does not pay to take people's things without their permission.
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This is stupid I know. I am really wasting your time. Lol.