One day, Uchiha Sasuke was walking along the streets of Konoha. It was complely normal: girls were trying to hit on him, Naruto was being annoying, Kakashi was being a pervert, and he himself was being a stoic bastard.
But then all of a sudden, he had this wierd feeling in the pit of his stomach. He knew it wasn't diarrea, because Uchihas DON'T get diarrea.
But he went to the nearest bathroom anyway, because it could be some new wierd deadly disease or something. But it definately was NOT diarrea. So he went to a bathroom, pulled down his shorts, sat down on a toilet stall, and waited.
...waited for what? you ask. Well he wasn't really sure. But alas, in good time, he felt a searing pain in his rectal reigion. (his ass!) He grunted, and then heard a 'plop' in the water, and the pain was gone.
He stood up and looked into the toilet, to find a white oval shape. Yes my readers...Uchiha Sasuke, had just laid an egg.
OWARI (Or is it?)