Grendel, can I come over now I've beat you up? (beat you up)
You'll be super weak, cause I kicked your butt. (kicked your butt)
Is your mom still fat, from her killing spree? (killing spree)
I know she's there, and that she'd love to eat me (eat me)
You know I'm not the little prince that I used to be,
I'm a big epic hero now, Hrothgar can't you see?
Grendel's mom has got it going on,
she's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Grendel can't you see you're just not the monster for me,
I know it might be wrong but I'm going to kill Grendel's mom
Grendel do you remember when you came to Herot? (came to Herot)
You tried to kill my friends, I had to tell you no, (tell you no)
I beat you up, and then ripped off your arm (ripped of your arm)
You'd better warn your mom, I really mean her harm (mean her harm)
And I know that this story's just a fantasy,
but your mom could really be killed by a big hero like me!
Grendel's mom has got it going on,
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Grendel can't you see you're just not the monster for me,
I know it might be wrong, but I'm going to kill Grendel's mom.