Ch 4
Disclaimer: same as the last 3 chapters
A/N: Hello all sorry for the wait with this chapter but being in school happens to slow me done when writing but I have made time and now shall share more humorous pranks. ONWARD! (Thanks to all the reviewers)
Plotting once againOne night after Quidditch practice Terri had a stroke of pure genius (which wasn't rare for her), to prank the 2 oafs one must use their favorite thing against them: Food. But, she realized there was a difficult hindrance that had to be over come, how to get them away from Draco long enough for the prank to be pulled. Once it dawned on her how she could do it she felt slightly queasy. But one must make sacrifices in the name of amusement. Of course Steph already figured that she would have to execute the prank on the thugs whilst Terri 'distracted' Draco.
Slytherin Common Room"Draco, I have to talk to you"
"Alright go ahead," he said in his usual drawl.
"No without the dunces" she stated. He stared at her quizzically for a moment and sent them away.
"Alright Terri, now what is it that you wanted to say to me?"
"Oh yes, while I finally realized you were right about something" she stated screaming internally for forcing her self to say that.
"Oh really and what might that be?" he replied trying to sound sexy.
"That you are, how should I put this, attractive in your own way" 'there' she though she got it out without laughing.
"Well I'm glad you finally saw the error in your thinking, now what do you propose we do about this new development?" he said as he moved closer to her 'oh Merlin I think I am going to be sick' she thought.
Mean while in the KitchensSteph was more than glad to be doing the fun part of the prank whilst Terri did the dirty work. Crabbe and Goyle of course went to the kitchens after Malfoy dismissing them and they discovered a very large trap of cup cakes (which were stale but they didn't know that) 'floating' (sitting on an invisible catapult) there for the picking. After grunts of pleasure the two idiots went to grab some but to there surprise they cupcakes suddenly took flight and hit them both in the face and as they began to ran away the cupcakes followed them. This of course was price less to Steph and she smiled merrily and went back to the common room whilst the fools dealt with the cupcakes that were do to stop attacking in about an hours time.
Common Room againAs much as Terri hated it she was forced to snog Malfoy for a few minutes and hated that he was a decent kisser. Through the whole ordeal she had to refrain from screaming 'EW HE'S TOUCHING ME!' Of course Steph walked in signaling to Terri that the mission was completed so Terri got to stop being subjected to the madness.
"Draco wait" she said as she pulled away.
"What love?" he said quickly trying to get her to kiss him again.
"I just realized, your are invading my bubble too much and I and done with you"
"But, Terri!" he whined.
"But nothing you are of no use to me any longer be gone" she stated coldly.
Steph was trying to suppress her laughter as she looked on. Draco walked away very hurt and stomped over to the boy's dorms. As soon as he was out of earshot she screamed.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO DO THAT! EW I AM SO DISTURBED!" she said dramatically hanging off the side of the sofa.
"Just be happy he's in love with you and you can trick him"
"EWWW DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT SUCH A THING!"
Steph simply left Terri to wallow in self-pity as she went along her merry way to bed. Terri was hanging off the sofa still unfazed by the fact that Steph had left her there and began to write a letter to George Weasley.
Well Forge,
It seems to me as if you are trying to challenge us and I must say the challenge is accepted and may I dare say "It is most defiantly on as it were". I look forward to you attempts to discover my identity and say you would be much wiser to have picked your sister for such a task but oh well its your funeral, I look forward to our little war breaking out.
Always pranking and never getting caught,
SerriA/N: I had fun writing that I hope it is enjoyed review if you like.
