Law and Order NHU Naruto Humor Unit
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Hatake Kakashi was late to training, more so than usual in fact. But then again, his two former pupils had gotten married a month ago and just got back from their honeymoon. If Kakashi learned anything from Icha Icha Paradise, it was what newlyweds did.
When Kakashi arrived, however, he saw his long dead sensei. He rushed to Yondaime (who from now on will be referred to as Kazama Arashi since that's what most people think his name is) with his arms outstretched. Arashi slugged him in the face.
"S-Sensei!" exclaimed Kakashi. "What's going on! Obito tells me you aren't an illusion!"
Kakashi's Sharingan eye (which he had out) suddenly ripped at the bottom, revealing a mouth with pointy teeth.
"An illusion he isn't!" screeched the eye.
"I am my son and daughter-in-law's lawyer…" said Arashi slowly. "And he is suing you for ten thousand dollars in whatever currency he pleases."
"W-What?" exclaimed Kakashi in shock. "Why?"
"You are being charged with negligence of children and sexual abuse." continued Arashi. "Court begins in three hours. Be late and you go to prison and be the first cellmate Mizuki's had in years."
Arashi used Shunshin no Jutsu and was gone. Kakashi covered Obito and headed towards the courthouse.
End Notes: Okay, just to let you folks know, Kisame has a girlfriend in Konoha. Most likely, it's gonna be TenTen, unless someone else can inspire me. So if you want a different character for Kisame to cuddle please tell me.