CH 6

A/N: Well I happen to have a brilliant idea for this chapter so it's going to be a tad long. But it shall be amusing I hope you all like this because it amuses the living shit out of me to write it.

After listening to Draco give his long winded speech about why they had to win the Quidditch game the next day Terri and Steph were passing notes to each other.

T: I have the most brilliant idea S: Well what is it?

T: To get the geniuses we must "divide and conquer" as it were

S: You mean seduce and conquer. In that order, I thank you.

T: Sure why not do as you wish.

S: Oh, do you recall that thing I was experimenting with?

T: Noo…

S: Well you know of the wonderful 'map', well I sort of made another one for us that has things the other was missing.

T: EXCELLENT! Is there a passage to the twins' new store?

S: Well of course it's where Zonko's used to be.

"TERRI! STEPHAINE! HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO A WORD I'VE SAID?"

"Draco, dear do I ever listen to you?" Terri replied calmly.

"Well, no, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!"

"Actually its not ferret because if you knew we don't listen to you then why did you bother asking if we were listening now please stop screaming and tell us what you require" Steph stated.

"YOU BOTH ARE PLAYING BEATER TOMORROW!"

"WHAT!" they yelled in unison.

"HAS THAT BLOODY LORD OF YOURS TAKEN THE LUGS FROM YOU AGAIN?" Terri screamed.

"HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP!"

"BECAUSE IT'S TRUE YOU TURD OF A BOY!"

Stephanie merely watched on with amusement as the 2 went at it.

"AND AS YOUR CO-CAPTAIN I REFUSE SO THERE!" Terri added.

"WELL TOO BLOODY BAD I CLEARED IT WITH SLUGHORN ALREADY!"

"I LOATHE YOU!"

"NO YOU DON'T"

"OH YES I DO!"

Stephanie finally felt the need to interject.

"Captains really, if we must play that way then we shall. But really I have much more important things to do then see Draco work out his sexual frustration, good day!" and with that Steph got up and dragged Terri up to their dorm room.

The next morning

Terri and Steph were doing an early morning practice, when they noticed 2 red heads in the stands walking to the commentator's booth.

Steph flew next to Terri,

"Doth mine eyes deceive me?"

"I hope so, but me thinks nay"

The 2 girls happened to be very correct in thinking they saw who they thought they saw. The Weasely twins Fred and George were guest commentating for the days game. Much to the displeasure of the evil twins.

"Wait a moment, they are looking for real twins." Terri stated after a moment.

"Yes they are, and might I say I have never loved your logic more than I do at this moment."

"Righto"

Terri decided it might be useful to ease drop on what they were saying so she flew above them as if practicing a drill. Since nether of the girls was wearing their slytherin robes the twins assumed they were Ravenclaws or something.

"Why hello there what might your name be?" George inquired.

"Terri, and you are George Weasely I presume?"

"How did you tell us apart?" Fred demanded.

"Oh if I told you it would take all the fun out of everything." She replied sweetly.

"SO Terri what house are you in?"

"I think you rather not know"

"and why would that be?"

"Because you rather not know"

So Fred took it upon him self to find out.

"HEY YOU! OTHER PRETTY GIRL OVER YONDER WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU TWO IN!"

"SLYTHERIN!"

The twins gasped in response. Terri merely smirked and waited for one of them to speak.

"You two are on the team aren't you?"

"Well of course for today we are the beaters but normally we are chasers"

"That may be a noble position but I think I might have to force my self to hate you"

"So be it then" Terri replied and flew away.

Fred and George were absolutely shocked.

"Gred you don't think they could be…them do you?"

"NO, we are looking for TWINS they certainly aren't"

"Well they never said they were real twins…"

"OH FORGE SHUT UP!" Fred snapped infuriated that he was attracted to a slytherin.

During the Game

"BLOODY MERLIN! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT ROSELLI TOOK OUT POTTER IN THE 1st 10 MINUTES OF THE GAME!" stated George Weasely, which boomed through out the Stadium.

"Gryffindor is with out a seeker!"

The game went on along the same lines until Ginny Weasely decided she was tired of losing and tired to knock Terri off her broom.

"GO GIN YOU GET HER!" yelled George whilst McGonagall was screaming about how biased they were being in there announcing. During which time Draco actually caught the snitch. And Terri and Ginny were still fighting but Fred and George rushed down to the field after stating that slytherin won for the first time against Gryffindor in years and complaining about beaters who were too good for school teams. George pulled Terri away from the fight and Fred had Ginny. Much to the twins surprise Ginny suffered the most of the fight while Terri had a single scratch on her left cheek. Slughorn had rushed the field and stated that Ginny had started the whole fight and Terri was merely defending her self while Hermione agreed with him though she hated doing so. Long after the head mistress had come and dealt out the punishments George had still not let go of Terri.

"Hello, earth to Forge you can let go now"

"Oh sorry, WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"

"George I called you George which is your name" she stated trying to cover up her blunder.

Steph silently looked on thinking "Oh this is going to be fun."

A/N: WOW that was long oh the fun to be had I hope you all liked it please review.