Law and Order NHU Naruto Humor Unit
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Kakashi was stunned. There had actually been sexual abuse somewhere along the line?
But now, to deal with this so called "negligence".
"Well, you see, it all started at my client's first Chunin exam." Started Shukaku. "During the month before the third part of it, the plaintiff asked Kakashi to train him. Kakashi said no and trained Sasuke. He didn't even wait for the plaintiff's wife and other student at the time, Sakura, to ask."
Kakashi couldn't object to that. It was true. And he couldn't object because he'd probably go to jail.
"Eventually…" continued Shukaku. "This led to Sasuke going insane, thinking he was better, almost destroying Naruto over numerous occasions, and then giving up his crazy ambition to love a dead girl for all eternity by giving half his life to her. In fact, he should be suing too."
"I have no problems with the outcome of what happened." Said a cheery and somewhat more pale that usual Sasuke, a pregnant and pale Tayuya sleeping on his arm.
"Anyway, the many things Sasuke did to Naruto are, in other words, all Kakashi's fault." Concluded Shukaku. Kakashi gaped.
"That's not true!" exclaimed Kakashi, standing up.
"SILENCE!" boomed Kisame.
"You're so hot!" screamed Hyuuga Hinata.
That's right. Kisame's Konoha girlfriend was none other than Hyuuga Hinata. She met Kisame after he came to take Naruto. She was depressed that Naruto was with Sakura, and he said she was hot. They were drunk, one thing led to another…
"Now then, Yondaime…" Kisame motioned to the honorable Kazama Arashi, who was grinning evilly.
"My turn…" said Arashi. "Well…"
End Chapter