Author's Notes: I do not own Invader Zim, Jhonen Vasquez does AND HE'S A GOD!

I'm sorry again everyone, I've been depressed lately but heh you don't care right, all you want is the story. Which is ok by me because I want to finish it, seeing as I left you at a very bad cliffhanger. I had a hard time picking up where I left off, but I hope this chapter can satisfy you for the time being.


Ch 7 – In Blue's Chambers (Return of Gir and Mini Moose)

As soon as daybreak appeared; Zim, Gaz, Dib, Zion and Kirei began walking toward the tower where Blue resided. Each one in their disguise, ready for any attack coming their way.

Zim looked over his shoulder at Dib, who was far behind, dragging his feet and staring solemnly at the ground. Zim sighed and fell back to walk along side Dib.

"Listen earth Dib, Irkens...we aren't the type to love all of a sudden like you stink people do."

Dib mumbled, "What are you talking about, you fell in love with my sister didn't you?"

"Yes but that took many years, and you just confessed your feelings to Tak yesterday. You've only known her since the weenie attack, and you haven't seen her for so many years, you don't expect her to just fall for you too do you?"

Dib reached behind his head and rubbed his neck, he never really thought that love had to be planned and prepared. He also didn't think how Tak would take it.

"Zim..."

"What is it?"

"You think I could try again and maybe she might...I dunno...like me this time and not run away or try to kill me for confessing?"

Zim smiled that arrogant smile of his

"You'll need a lot of training to win an Irken's heart. It takes skill, cunning, talent!"

"My sister doesn't have any of those!"

"Oh, well neither do I. I guess it all worked out!"

Dib laughed slightly, he couldn't believe that a few years ago he planned to kill this green extraterrestrial being, and now this guy was walking beside him, and most likely going to end up as his brother in law.

"You guys! Hurry up!"

The two looked up at Gaz's command; they had made it to the tower without even knowing. Everyone ran inside and shut the doors behind them.

"This place is huge!"

Dib gasped out loud, the tower's walls were so far up, they wondered if there was even a ceiling. Zim stepped forward and turned to them.

"Stay close, they might have guards around, and stay quiet too!"

"That's rich, coming from someone like you Zim..."

Zim glared at Gaz, but smiled knowing she was right, he was an extremely noisy person.

They followed his lead through the winding halls. The floor was carpeted by a long maroon rug, the walls were a poignant gray, stapled with large portraits of past rulers of Irk. They saw a picture of Tallest Miyuki, and a separate one of Tallest Spork. Zim blushed to himself full of embarrassment at his memory of their demise. He felt Gaz's hand land on his shoulder.

"Gaz...I..."

"You are such an idiot"

Zim's eyes widened at the remark and he turned to give her what for, but was faced with a hand that slapped him across the face.

"GAZ! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

"BECAUSE YOUR STUPID ...STUPIDNESS ANNOYS ME!"

"What? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"WELL YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

They became silent, and soon enough started laughing. Everyone else didn't find that amusing.

"Uh HELLO? Trying to sneak in and kill the bad guy, DUH!"

Kirei growled angrily and started walking, Zion and Dib close behind.

Zim took Gaz's hand and with a smile, followed their future children.

"Check this out" Zion pointed to a door, engraved on it were Irken Symbols. He placed his hand on the marble gate and smiled, "This is Blue's room"

Zim looked at his son in awe, "How do you know?"

"I can read Irken" he replied simply, and pushed the door open.

They entered the room, amazed at it's largeness. They saw nothing of importance.

"Lets go, he's not in here"

Zim turned around and suddenly got hit by something made entirely of metal, long arms wrapped around his head, blinding Zim to the world.

"AUGGGGHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT! WHAT IS IT! ARGH!"

He ran in a circle, wailing hysterically. Then he heard a familiar laughter, a high piercing laugh that could only belong to one person, or perhaps, one SIR robot.

"GIR! GET OFF MY HEAD!"

"MASTER! YOU FOUND ME!"

Zim reached up and pulled the robotic fiend off his head. He glared at Gir, remembering well his features. Gir grinned wildly at Zim, his blue optical eyes staring back at his master. He wiggled around in his grasped and laughed insanely.

"Master came to save me! I'm so happy!"

"Gir I didn't know you were here on Irk, what are you doing here? How'd you get here?"

"Gir jumped out of Zim's arms and smiled happily

"I was abducted by aliens!" he replied, doing his best to sound freaky and spooky.

"You mean our people?" Zim questioned

"YES SIR! I got taken away from Bloaties! I was eating pizza with mini moose! We loved the pizza! But loved piggy more...I miss piggy..."

"Mini Moose is here?"

Gir nodded and ran to a desk, opening a drawer. A small moose figure came floating out.

"MINI MOOSE!" Zim ran over and held it up.

"Squeak!"

"Why are you guys here though, why would Blue want to steal my sidekicks!"

Gir jumped on Dib's head, "I LIKE KANGAROOS!"

Dib sighed and pulled Gir off, noticing a small chip attached to his brain.

"Zim there's something weird on Gir's head"

Zim walked over and looked at it, "It seems deactivated, lets not waste time."

They all ran out of the room and looked down the halls.

Zim looked at Gir, "Do you know where the throne room is Gir?"

Gir looked around aimlessly; he spun in a circle and fell face down on the floor, laughing again.

Zim groaned angrily, "Why do I even bother!"

"Dad we go left"

Zim looked at Kirei, she was holding a small map of the tower.

"Where..."

"I told you, I'm you and Gaz's kid, I'm smart!"

Zim smiled, "Lets go then!"

SomeWhere in the Tower

Sir, the intruders are heading this way. Should I send out the SIR army?

Blue looked up at the monitors, he smiled.

No let them come. It's time I took care of this...

He held up a note that was signed by him from the future

I got word that they would come, so I'll take care of everything. Scratch that, We'll take care of everything.

He reached out behind him as a feminine gloved hand grasped his. He pulled the woman into his arms, her hood covering over her eyes. He placed his talon-like hand on her cheek, smiling wickedly.

You did well to lead them here my dear, now you and I will show them not to interfere with our plans.

He leaned forward and pressed his lips against hers forcefully, causing her hood to fall softly open her shoulders. He pulled away and smirked.

It's all thanks to you ...Tak

Her head was down, looking at the floor, slowly she lifted her gaze and stared up at Blue

Of course ...my Tallest


End of this chapter. No flames...well never mind go ahead and flame me because people like doing that. And don't complain about not knowing why Tak did what she's doing, it'll fall into place, I think, maybe, I dunno shut up.