Me: Well, now its time for chapter 2!

Marik: So, i'm going to be a zombie?

Me:If you pay me more then, no.

Marik:alright then. He does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but the story yes.

Chapter 2: Getting the god damn car.

Outside of the house.

"Look how are we to get weapons here? I mean the closest gun store is 3 miles!" Joey yelled.

"Well if we had a car..." Marik told.

"Wait if there is a bunch of zombies, would'nt the car dealerships be deserted?" Yugi asked.

"Yeah and with my knowlege of car jacking, we just may survive this!" Joey said.

"Well what the fuck are we waiting for then?"

"We need a plan if we are to make it there. Its about 0.3 miles away. With windspeed at 5 knots per hour and uphill currents and shit like that it may take us longer to make it." Yugi said like a fucking proffeser.

"What the fuck did ya just say?" Joey asked.

"It'll take us about 30 minutes on foot. With all the zombies, we may die."

"Well, how about we take a cart and run with it?" Joey said.

"You really are a fucking moron."Marik said.

"What, it CAN work!"

"Joe, when the zombies eat your brains, don't come to me yelling 'MY BRAINS!' okay?"Yugi told Joey.

"Marik how about we use some baseball bats that we have and crush there skulls in!" Joey told.

"Joe, that actually might work! Good job fuck-bite!"Marik said.

10 minutes and 4 jokes you would have hated.

"Well we have bats, energy bars, and a bar of soap. Lets go." Yugi told his troops.

Yugi's POV.

Well we were going well even though Joey kept singing and farting.

"Joey just shut up! The zombies might hear you!" Marik asked Joey.

"Look I feel bettar li-Hey its the car dealership!" Joey said with excitment.

End Yugi's POV.

"Alright we are here! Soo, what type of car we take?" Yugi asked.

"A Humvee!" Joey idiotically said.

"Joey they can enter through the back. We can steal one of those Hummers. Strong and sturdy!" Marik said.

"Alright! Now we need to save Tea."

"WHAT! But I thought you didn't need her anymore?" Joey yelled. Then moans and growls came from around them.

"Great fucking job you cock-bite! Get into the Hummer!" Yugi yelled as they eneterd the Hummer. "Joe do your magic!"

"Hold up!" Joey said as he went down to the floor where Marik was. He started to fondel with the wires as Marik grew impatient."Alright, go,go,go!" Joey yelled as the Hummer turned on.

Me: Alright now chapter 2 is done!

Yugi: Man I never thought so much cursing can be here!

Joey: Good way to release tention!

Marik: Now its time! Read and review people!