Disclaimer: (sirens blaring) It's the end of the world! I've FINALLY updated, so armageddon MUST be coming! (sirens blaring) You've got mail! (you look inside and it's an actual update!) And now, without further adu, the next chapter in the fic that you've probably forgotten about!

The wedding reception was beautiful. Tsukasa looked beautiful in her white, pearly wedding gown and long train. Subaru as well looked adorable, in a similar gown but with a silk-colored veil. Tsukasa was being handed off by Bear, who was dressed in a sharp tuxedo and Tsukasa turned to see Subaru's bridesmaid Mimiru, who was currently trying to beat the living crap out of Sora who kept poking her in the butt.

Tsukasa couldn't be any happier. Subaru had reached the alter where Tsukasa was waiting. Subaru had a trace of tears in her eyes, so she must be as happy as Tsukasa! When Subaru was in place, both Tsukasa and Subaru turned to the vicar who was marrying them.

"Ah sh#!" yelled Marlo, who accidentally spilled a goblet's contents onto the Bible. Of course, Marlo wasn't a real vicar, but the real vicar had an infected tongue, so Marlo took over. "Awright you two lovers, do you take each other forever and all that yada? If you do, good, we can go eat. If you don't, then to hell with all this! So here's the question: Do you or do you not?"

Looking into Subaru's loving, un-veiled eyes, Tsukasa spoke the words that would mean the most to her for all time. "I do."

"Well then hell yeah. Your turn Subaru." I think you know who said that.

"I'm sorry. I can't." The pain, sorrow, regret were clear in her voice. She looked pleadingly at Tsukasa. "Because after all…I can't get married to a GRUNTY!"

"WHAT?" shouted Tsukasa the Grunty in an over-sized wedding gown.

Log Out 3: Requiem for Weirdness

"Ooh, Shugy-Woogy, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!" screamed the female blademaster. The female blademaster had on blue pants with red stripes and a turquoise colored top. Along her naked belly were tattoos of Grunties. She had her green hair flowing down her back. The female blademaster picked up the object of her affection. It was a rather plump baby Grunty with a wavemaster hat on. "Hello, cute little Grunty-runty, I'm your mistress, Gruntylover4eva!" (just a playful parody of the author's name, not tryin to make fun of Inulover)

Tsukasa's big-ass baby Grunty eyes looked grumpily at the short red Twin Blade. 'Why the hell did you give me to this silly bitch?' Tsukasa knew that she didn't curse often, but this time the situation was called for.

"SHUGY-WOOGY, WHERE'D YOU FIND HIM?"

"I found the Grunty hiding on a shelf, pretending to be a plushy."

"AND LOOK! This Grunty is rare, I've never seen a wavemaster Grunty before! It might be a vagrant Grunty! I'm so excited I gotta pee!" Then her data froze as she left her terminal.

The short red Twin Blade scratched his head nervously. "Sorry baby Grunty. But she loves Grunties!"

"I'm back!" She hoisted up Tsukasa, letting Tsukasa's plunp baby Grunty gut hang down. Looked kind of like a pregnant frog. "Ahhh, look! The Grunty's got just the cutest little butt! See! See!" shouted the crazed girl as she repeatedly flung the Grunty at the short, red Twin Blade. "Heehee, cute butt!"

"Umm, yeah?" replied the Twin Blade, followed by a nervous anime sweatdrop.

"You should worship Grunties! They are the great creatures of the universe! They are loyal to the end! Be cruel to them and they endlessly obey you, hahahaha! Majestic Grunty, how I salute thee!" shouted Gruntylover4eva while waving her arms in the air, including the one that she held Tsukasa with. Tsukasa was quickly getting nauseous. "But who would want to be mean to these godly creatures? They are what WE should be like! If only humans had tongues like a Grunty's! Just imagine, with Grunty tongues we could bathe those hard to reach spots like our neck pits! Ahahahahahaha!"

The Twin Blade's eyes widened to the size of dinner-plates at Gruntylover4eva's manic reaction. "Umm, yeah. I gotta go, my sister is calling me. Bye!" Then the Twin Blade dashed off so fast he didn't even leave behind a dust cloud.

"BUT OF COURSE! You must be hungry, my little Grunty! Don't worry, I'll hug you and squeeze you to itty bitty pieces, then get you food! I know! I could put you in a tutu, paint you pink, and give you Elvis hair! You'd look so…"

'So stupid? God, HELP ME SOMEBODY!'

"…so DIGNIFIED!"

So then Tsukasa glared at her, and when Gruntylover4eva noticed the glare, she immediately dropped Tsukasa. Then Gruntylover4eva got down on her knees and quickly bowed down to Tsukasa repeatedly. "I'M SORRY I'VE MADE YOU MAD! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M A WORM! Bahahahaha!"

Tsukasa looked at YOU, the reader. 'What did I do in a past life to deserve this?'

In a cold field in the Dun Loreig server sat a Red Cherry. "Red Cherry!" Yes, thank you Red Cherry, you've made your point.

Now, if this Red Cherry were a human player, this Red Cherry would've seen a character named Subaru walking along the field with a character named Silver Knight. Also, if this Red Cherry had ears, it would have heard their conversation.

"Why must I always loose track of Tsukasa?" The Red Cherry would have heard her say this if it was alive. The Red Cherry also would have noticed that Subaru was extremely tired from searching all night long.

"Who knows? Hey, Tsukasa's probably dead! Maybe you should go on and look for another love in your life!" exclaimed the Silver Knight, with hope practically vomiting out of his voice.

Now the Red Cherry would have been quite surprised since the female Heavy Axeman lept around in mid-air hacking the cripe out of the Silver Knight. But the Red Cherry better be glad it isn't a human player as a Rocker Grunty just came and bit its head off.

Tsukasa was enjoying some peace and quite. Tsukasa was so relieved when the insane female player said she had to leave right quick to get some Grunty food. Tsukasa would have run away, but she was tied to the Grunty fence in Dun Loreiag.

'Nnnngh!' Tsukasa thought in frustration. 'What'd I do to deserve this? Things were going so well after I left The World! I was passing all my classes, I was having fun, my carbuncle was getting better, and I was about to ask Subaru out!'

"Ooh, Grunty-chii, I'm back!" cried Gruntylover4eva. She was carrying a mountain of food like Golden Eggs, Piney Apples, Bloody Eggs, a shiny silver thing, Red Cherries, La Pumpkins, an Elk, and Twilight Onions.

"Time for you to grow up, GRUNTY!" yelled Gruntylover4eva, not even trying to hide her insanity. She shot one arm up into the air and pointed at the sky. "You know, if you don't grow up soon, I'll be accused of stunting your growth. And if that happens I'll be forced to hack your limbs off with a chainsaw so that I'll be blamable after all. BUT WE DON'T WANT THAT, do we?"

'What is wrong with this crazy girl?'

"Golden Egg!"

'Huh?' but by the time Tsukasa looked up, all she saw was a Golden Egg hurling straight at her over-sized baby Grunty nose. WHACK!

"Eat Grunty eat, eat with all your might! Eat it up, eat it up, till it's outta sight, till it's outta sight!" sang Gruntylover4eva as she flung Grunty food at Tsukasa.

Tsukasa was actually catching lots of the food until Silver Knight's head was thrown at her. "Ahhhhh-grunt!"

"Oops, sorry bout that. I'll save that for myself."

After a little while of eating, Tsukasa felt strange. She could feel herself expanding! Her voice was changing too! She was turning into an adult Grunty! 'To bad this feels like indigestion.' She felt like she exploded and she could hear Gruntylover4eva screaming in almost orgasmic joy. 'Wierdo.' Then Tsukasa exploded and rearranged into an adult! But now that Tsukasa was an adult, there was only one thing she had to say…

"Mon Ami!"

In a fiery field in Dun Loreiag sat a Player Killer named Sora. And in this player killer sat many deranged thoughts, including a Library of Thoughts as the PK liked to call it. But right now, Sora's stomach decided to go on strike. It decided that making strange noises would satisfy it.

"Huh, stop it stomach! If I were a dumb person, I'd stab you out of frustration. But that would be stupid and would kill me."

'Man, I wish I had a can of pork and string beans,' thought Sora. Oh no, don't get mistaken, he wouldn't eat it. It's just been one of his childhood dreams to bash someone's brains in with a can of pork and string beans. Then Sora heard footsteps. 'Aw lame, I was right in the middle of my thinking!'

Sora (who had been standing on his head for no real reason), stood on his feet to see who had approached. He readied his blades to kill until he saw who it was. "Oh, it's you," he said as he looked into the eyes of the wavemaster in gray clothing. "We've all been wondering where you went off to Tsukasa."

Indeed, it was the wavemaster Tsukasa…

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Well, there you go, finally a freakin' update! I want to apologize sooooooo badly! It wasn't that I lost interest in this fic, I've just been having trouble coming up with creative ideas up til now. I'm very sorry. But on the bright side, you can expect to see cameos of original people from other people's fanfics! They may be a bit manic though, heh. I think I may be back in business! Oh yeah, I meant to end with a cliffhanger…

Oh yeah, in case you couldn't tell, the part at the very beginning was a dream of Tsukasa's.