Zefie: Hey, you better remember me or I'll hurt you real bad! I'm the Messenger of Disclaimer, here to say that MortalSora owns nothin! Now read this chapter or I'll have to kill you with a machinegun! Ratatatatata!

In the Dun Loreiag server, Gruntylover4eva was just having a shady conversation with Marlo. Gruntylover4eva leaned over the table of the Grunty shop shed and put her left hand to the side of her mouth, to make sure no one heard. "…so if I paid you a decent amount of GP, would you really be able to club Nuke in the kneecaps?"

"Well hell yeah, no fu&ing problem!"

Gruntylover4eva then stretched. "Alright! He will pay for excluding the ignoble Grunty!" Marlo gave an irritated sigh and asked her is she was the Grunty Freak. "Well, yeah. I love Grunties! I would give my left spleen for a Grunty!"

"Spleen?"

Upon the cobblestone ground, which was lined by grass, emerged a Grunty waddling up to the Grunty shop, which sold Grunty figures, Grunty coffee mugs, Grunty t-shirts, Grunty armor, Grunty fake warts, Grunty vibrators, Grunty rings, Grunty bracelets, and many more Grunty items. Anyway, this Grunty was no ordinary Grunty. In fact, this was Nazi Grunty disguised as an NPC. Disguise as in he painted his belly silver and the top of his head silver, otherwise he looked the same. Nazi Grunty waddled on his hind legs over to the counter. "Um, I would like a Grunty figure…schnell."

"Alright my fellow PC. Hey, wait a minute…you look kinda strange!" exclaimed Gruntylover4eva, the shop-owner.

"Umm…err…I am a new character class…schnell?"

Gruntylover4eva put her index finger to her left cheekbone, as the tiny gears in her head tried to work out why this specific character was so peculiar. Giving up (Zefie: As the gears in her dense little head probably broke!), Gruntylover4eva simply gave the fake-PC a Noble Grunty figure.

"Why thank you little girl. You can have this on behalf of me…schnell." And the Nazi Grunty gave her a weird pink Grunty nutcracker.

Gruntylover4eva stared at the gift with fondness. "Wow! A cracker of nuts! And it's pink! And shaped like a Grunty. A pink Grunty cracker of nuts, super cool!" By this time, Nazi Grunty had left…

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Zefie: And now, the next chapter! How will it end up?

Log off of me 6: "Bam, Smack, Action!"

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"Oh Sora, I love you so much!" exclaimed the BT figure.

"Yes, I think you are so cool and sexy," the BlackRose figure excitedly replied. The Subaru figure got to retort back. "Hey, why do you get to have him to yourself?" Then the Mimiru figure joined in. "I know, why don't we all share Sora!"

Then all the figures screamed in joy while Sora manipulated them. Then Sora froze. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up. "Damn it Mimiru, how long have you been here?" The real Mimiru replied that she hadn't see him playing with his dolls again, adding an evil smirk. "Good! …wait a minute!"

Mimiru burst out laughing. After being done pointing her finger at him and laughing at him, she spoke. "Anyway, I have a reason for visiting you in your hideout."

"If you're not careful, Sora-2 will KILL YOU!" hollered Sora while waving his Sora figure at her. "And how did you get here?"

"I'm here to ask you something." Sora proceeded to yell 'Cluck!' in a frightening manner, but 'Cluck' is not scary no matter how you say it. "I betcha that you know something about Tsukasa."

Squinting his eyes, Sora playfully replied that he didn't know Tsukasa. Mimiru's hair spiked up while her eyes turned blood red and she suddenly seemed to grow much taller. "JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW OR I'LL CLUMSILY CIRCUMCISE YOU!" Sora gulped.

Subject: Recent concerns

Recently there have been concerns that The World is going all doolally again and that we, the administrators, are totally incompetent and aloof again. Well, I have to tell you that that's not true. Believe me, we know that we don't know what we're doing. Oh, and if you respond to this review of authority, you will get banned. Signed, Albireo

Subject: Recent concerns

Reply: Oh really?

Wow, I thought you were just a bunch of idiots.

Signed, Dante

Subject: Recent concerns

Reply:Reply: Oh really?

You are banned!

The Wavemaster Tsukasa was wandering through some of the clear, open fields of Dun Lorieag, away from the PCs, while singing to him/herself. He/She also had his/her eyes closed while he/she was walking. "Oh, Tsukasa goes complain, complain, and Subaru goes smooch, smooch, slobbering in my eyes. Ah, I wonder how Tsukasa would react if she knew I made out with her girl…"

Wavemaster Tsukasa bumped into something about knee-high. When he/she opened his/her eyes and looked down, those eyes found a Noble Grunty with a Wavemaster hat, and that Grunty was seething with anger. That could only mean one thing for Wavemaster Tsukasa. "Oh doody…"

The Real Tsukasa, aka the Grunty Tsukasa, then leaped upon Wavemaster Tsukasa's shoulders and started kicking him/her in the face repeatedly. Real Tsukasa then bit into Wavemaster Tsukasa's right nipple, followed by Wavemaster Tsukasa flailing about in pain. The Real Tsukasa, angered by deception, then pimp slapped Wavemaster Tsukasa with her tail ending by Real Tsukasa catapulting off of Wavemaster Tsukasa's face.

"Nnngh! You're gonna pay for this you phony! How dare you put Subaru's tongue in your eye!" Real Tsukasa leaped over to the startled Wavemaster Tsukasa's left leg, bit it, held onto it, then lifted up Wavemaster Tsukasa and bashed his/her head against a conveniently placed can of beans that some player left on the ground.

Real Tsukasa let go, following by something happening. It was something neither the Real Tsukasa or the Wavemaster Tsukasa expected. Real Tsukasa grew wings. Not just any wings. These were red demonic wings with black linings.

At her shop, Gruntylover4eva was cracking nuts with the pink Grunty nutcracker when it suddenly became very hot. So hot that she had to drop it. "Ow, cripe!" She then proceeded to suck on her fingers to cool them down.

Wavemaster Tsukasa watched in terror as Real Tsukasa's Grunty teeth grew into sharp Grunty fangs and Real Tsukasa's Grunty fur turned light red. Real Tsukasa's paws each turned into 2-foot long claws. The Grunty tail turned as sharp as a razor. "What's going on? But Satan told me this wouldn't happen!" exclaimed Real Tsukasa.

Real Tsukasa's ears turned into very narrow tubes. Real Tsukasa also grew bigger and Real Tsukasa could not control her actions. Real Tsukasa stood on her hind legs and glared at Wavemaster Tsukasa. "Oh, please don't hurt me!"

The narrow tubes that were Real Tsukasa's ears shot lasers that impaled Wavemaster Tsukasa's ribs. The narrow tubes combined to form a large cannon, and shot a highly-concentrated sphere of energy at Wavemaster Tsukasa, blowing him/her dozens of feet away. The impulse that had taken over Real Tsukasa's body figured that its job was done, then Real Tsukasa turned back into a normal Grunty again. "…what the heck was that?"

Elk walked along the cobblestone 'streets' of Dun Lorieag, deep in thought. There was a person on his mind, but not Mia. Sure, Mia was usually on his mind, but Elk decided that not even he could shadow Mia everywhere. No, he was thinking of someone more like himself. Someone else that was shy and quiet, someone who understood him. He was thinking of Natsume.

Elk walked over to a weird figure shop that had recently opened. He stood in front of the shop's display window, looking for a good gift to maybe give Mia, or possibly Natsume. He doubted the later though, because he was why to shy to say anything to her. "Whatcha need?" Elk noticed a pinky Grunty nutcracker that was literally letting off steam.

A perfect gift! Elk just thought of the perfect gift to give Natsume! He was so excited! In this shop was the perfect gift to give her, something that would make her really appreciate him! But just before he could get that perfect something, a smoldering Wavemaster Tsukasa dropped from the air and onto Elk, crushing him as he faded to grey.

Gruntylover4eva leaned over the display window down at the smoking husk of Wavemaster than up to the air. "It's raining men!"

"Sora-2 doesn't like you! You tried to cut his head off! You threatened us!" hollered Sora while defensively clutching his Sora figure.

"Then tell me why Tsukasa has been acting so strange. Subaru's so relieved to have found her that she hasn't noticed yet!"

"You have to apologize to Sora-2 first!" Mimiru was ecstatic. Sora cradled his figure of himself. "You hurt his feelings."

Mimiru put her hand to her face and sighed. "…sorry Sora-2."

Sora held his figure to his ear, then turned to Mimiru. "He forgives you. Well, I can tell you that the Tsukasa you see, the Wavemaster, is NOT the real Tsukasa."

"Someone's using his PC? A hack maybe?"

"I doubt it. Come to think of it, not too long ago, I did notice something strange. That 'Wavemaster Grunty' from the message boards. Tsukasa acting weird. Connection?"

"…you might be right! For a change. Fine, I hate to say this but…thank you S-" Mimiru was cut off by being stabbed in the neck by Sora-2. "Awesome, I have a PK action figure! This rocks!"

Well, Satan aka Mor Ga Na, as known by the entities Grunty followers, was quite please with itself. Real Tsukasa had no idea that, when she was forced to visit Mor Ga Na, that Mor Ga Na would give her demon powers. Everything was going according to plan.

Zefie: Another chapter done! Yay! Now I can go and pretend that I think Shugo is a woman just to bug him! Chaos is fun to cause! Stay tuned!

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Zefie: In the next chapter of Amazing Amazon Girl Zefie (chapter 7), the Amazing Zefie gets stranded on an island with weird penguin-like creatures called a Prinny!

Prinny: Us, dood?

Zefie: It is up to Zefie, along with her man-slave Reki, to save this land from those evil Prinnies! Make sure to stay tuned!

Prinny: You are completely insane, dood!

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