Okay so this is my first That 70's Show fic and the commedy might not be the best. I tried really hard and I would appreciate it if people didn't flame. I am always open for help full advice but not flames. Please comment and let me know what you think! The couples are Jackie and Hyde and Eric and Donna, but I tried to make it mostly the group. It will probably only be a three or four chapters, Please enjoy.
So all the memories fade And the days go by
"Say bye-bye Auntie Jackie! Come on say it!" Jackie cooed at the baby in her arms, Betsy Kelso to be exact. Kelso with a kid, it was crazy but true. Actually Michael turned out to be a caring and nurturing father. He wasn't an expert but he was trying his best.
"Jackie, she doesn't talk yet and she certainly isn't gonna start while your all in her face." Hyde said to his girlfriend. He was finally comfortable with the term girlfriend. Sure he didn't throw it around the way Jackie did, but then again no one did things the way Jackie did. He used to find it annoying but more and more he had come to love the things she did. Even the way that she was talking to Betsy made him love her a little more. And it wasn't because he pictured her having his baby's one day, no, no way in hell. This was Hyde we're talking about; he didn't picture things like that...ever. He just thought that the voice she used was less annoying that her regular voice. Yeah that was it. Oh who was he kidding?
"You're right Steven. I mean her first words should be shopping with Auntie Jackie." She replied causing everyone in the room to roll their eyes.
"Jackie what kind of child has shopping as their first word?" Donna asked the petite brunette. Jackie looked at her like she was and idiot.
"Um me!" She shouted indignantly.
"Kelso you better make sure Betsy doesn't hear the word shopping for long time or she may turn out like Jackie." Eric said with a terrified look on his face. The others chuckled while Jackie pouted and Betsy continued to play with the necklace around Jackie's neck. Even Eric had to admit that Betsy had taken a liking to Jackie. What kid wouldn't? She was pretty, she always had on soft clothes and shiny jewelry, she was always perky and smiling, and she loved stuffed animals.
"I would normally be offended, but since you're the one who said it Eric I'm not." Jackie said with her nose in the air.
"What is that supposed to mean." Donna asked.
"Oh nothing." Jackie said as if she were keeping a secret.
"Well it must be something. Jackie you've never taken an Eric burn lightly in the past." Donna said defending her boyfriend.
"Yes Jackie that is true. So now I ask you why?" Fez said to her.
"Yeah Jackie why?" Kelso inquired.
"Why?" Hyde said jumping in as they began to chant it over and over again.
"Okay STOP!" She yelled causing the baby to stir. After calming her down in only a few seconds, which surprised everyone, she began to explain.
"Listen Eric...Donna, not to jump to any conclusions but I can't take anything you say to heart because you're both a little but JELIOUSE!" She yelled at them.
"What? That's ridiculous Jackie. Why would we be jealous of you?" Eric asked.
"Well again not to jump to any conclusions but...Steven and I are a better couple than you." She said simply causing Hyde to smirk. Eric started to laugh while Donna looked worried.
"I mean Kelso picked Steven and I over you two as Betsy's godparents so it's natural that you're jealous, especially when his reasoning was that we would last longer than the two of you. So in my opinion... Eric's LAME burn about Betsy growing up like me was just his undermined way of trying to get Kelso to change his mind because he can't handle Donna's anger and insecurities." She finished causing everyone to look stunned.
"Do you have any idea how hot it is when you start spitting out words like undermined?" Hyde asked staring at her as she smiled proudly.
"It gives me needs." Fez confessed looking strained.
"I am not insecure!" Donna yelled at the same time Eric said,
"It was a good burn!" Jackie rolled her eyes looking bored while Kelso was still confused by the big words in her speech and Fez was still trying to control his needs.
"Okay, I don't really know what Jackie just said but I think she was right. I could tell because she did that weird thing where she flares her nostrils and that's what she always used to do when she told me that she was right about something." Kelso finally concluded. At that moment Brook walked through the basement door to pick up Betsy.
"Hey guys, whatcha all talking' about?" She asked the group brightly. Eric and Donna grunted angrily before lowering stomping over to the couch to sit down.
"The bone heads were just fighting over who should be Betsy's godparents." Fez informed her.
"But I thought you already picked Steven and Jackie, Michael. I mean Jackie even bought Betsy all those adorable outfits." She said smiling at Jackie who smiled back widely.
"Suck up." Donna muttered from the couch.
"I did pick them." Kelso told her as Jackie handed Betsy over to Brook.
"But Forman and Big D feel bad cuz' their not good enough." Hyde said calmly.
"Awe, I'm sorry guys. If Betsy could have two sets of god parents then you guys would definitely be our second choice." She said causing them to feel even worst.
"Second choice? Second choice? Pah, we are not second choice material woman! We are fist!" Eric yelled standing up and causing Brook to back up.
"What ever helps you sleep at night man." Hyde said putting his arm around Jackie's waste.
"Come on Kelso think about it. Do you really want your daughter growing up to like pink unicorns and stuffed animals?" Eric asked.
"Forman all little girls like those things." Hyde said.
"I didn't." Donna said standing up next to Eric.
"You're not helping our point sweetie." Eric said earning a dirty look from the red head.
"Well do you want her to be almost 20 and still worship them?" Eric asked. Kelso and Brook shook their heads.
"You wanna play that way Eric? Fine! Do you want your daughter to grow up and relate everything to star wars? I mean the most stylish hair-do in it are two buns on the top of your head." Jackie exclaimed. Brook shook her head looking horrified.
"Hyde doesn't even like kids!" Donna exclaimed pointing at him.
"Oh yeah? When Donna was taking care of a kid for the big sister program she LOST her!" Hyde yelled pointing right back at Donna.
"Hyde never wants to get married!" Donna spit out.
"Eric left Donna at the altar!" He spit back.
"Hey! At least I didn't cheat on Jackie because I thought she was cheating on me with Kelso! I'm telling you, no trust!" Eric yelled.
"At least he didn't run to California to get away from me like Donna!" Jackie fired.
"Yeah well-" Donna was about to continue the argument when Fez shouted.
"Enough!" They all turned to look at their foreign friend.
"This is madness! Madness I tell you! There has got to be a way to solve this." He screeched.