Prayer of the Crazy One

Now I lay me down to rest

I'll let you have my soul, i jest.

If I should die before I wake

It's one less life I'll have to take

Please forgive me for my sins

I just say "The fun begins."

As you lay you down to sleep

Pray the Lord your soul you'll keep

And as the fitful sleep arrives

Pray that you will stay alive

Line the boys up one, two, three

The heads will roll-I grin with glee.

I can't lay me down to sleep

The Lord my soul He'll never keep

No one will die before they wake

It's not as fun their life to take.