I put this up earlier, but for some reason it was removed due to "chat format" I've fixed it up since then, and though it may have turned out like crap, it might actually be funnier. I'll leave that for you to decide. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any Sonic characters, nor do I own Barbie, or Pinocchio itself.

SONIC TEAM starring in-

PINOCHIO!

"There's going to be a lot of bashing in this, I'm guessing." Shadow stated as he walked over.

Yup.

"Anyone in particular…?" Please not me, please not me! Shadow prayed

Don't worry, not you.

"That's a relief." Thank GOD!

Now, I need to collect my cast so they can go over their scripts.

In randomly colored flashes of light, Sonic, Robotnic, Tails, Amy, Rouge and Metal Sonic appear next to Shadow.

"What's up?" the black hedgehog inquired nonchalantly.

"What the heck?" a very ticked-off Robotnik asked.

Tails and Amy were clueless. "0.o?"

Rouge looked around, then pouted. "HEY! Why am I here and not that stupid echidna!"

You play the part better. Now, let's get started!

"Aren't you forgetting something?" Shadow asked.

I don't think so… Why?

"Nothing, nothing…" said Shadow with a smirk.

0.o? Ohhh-kaaaay… Now, Lights, camera, ACTION!

In a large theater, the curtain opens to show a very crappily made set of a village.

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a man named Robotnik built a robot.

Robotnik posed dramatically. "As God created man in his own image, so shall I create a robot in mine!"

"So you're making an idiot-bot the size of China?" an anonymous voice called from offstage, followed by many snickers.

Robotnik facefaulted. "NO! I'm creating a human genius that will listen to everything I say and WORHIP MEEEEE!"

; I looked at the robot. Ummm… You do know you've created a mechanical hedgehog, right?

Robotnik looked at his creation closely. "What! NOOOO! I'm allergic to metal hedgehogs!"

Umm…. That makes no sense…
Moving on… When night came, Robotnic wished on a falling star for the robot he created to become a real boy- I mean, hedgehog.

Robotnik stared out the window. "Where are those falling stars?
… … … … … … … … lalalalala… … … Come on already! ……… FINE! If they won't fall by themselves, I'll make them fall!" Robotnik stormed offstage.

Anyone know what he's doing?

Robotnik returns carrying a bazooka, screaming, "DIE STARS, DIE!" as he shoots at the stars.

The star, which is alive for some reason, shouts, "Stupid scientist! Stars are over a billion miles away!"

But this isn't logical…

The star ponders this for a minute. "Oh crap!" The star gets hit and unfortunately falls. "EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeee!"

Robotnik is happy. "Oh YEAH! Two points for me! Do a little dance, do a little dance!" He cries while dancing around the stage.

.- Dear God, that's disturbing. Make the wish already!

Robotnik's wish is obvious. "I wish Sonic would DIEEEEE!"

He can't yet. I'm too busy torturing him.

Offstage, you can hear true blue cry, "WHY MEEEEE?"

More snickers are heard offstage.

Robotnik thinks about it, (its suprising his brain doesn't blow up,) before deciding, "Well, I guess that's ok for the time being…" And with that he goes to bed.

Alright then… After Robotnic fell asleep, a blue sparkly light filled the room. It gathered at a point and turned into…

Sonic appears, wearing a Barbie fairy costume. "Why do you torture me so?" True blue cries.

'Cause it's fun! XP

Sonic sighs dejectedly. "Alright, fine…" He waves a fairy wand in Metal Sonic's general direction. "AWAKE, AND COME TO LIFE! Or whatever the heck I'm supposed to say!"

Metal Sonic, (who has been sitting here this whole time and has actually fallen asleep,) wakes up and yawns. "HEY! I was having a good dream!"

Sonic glares at KSFG. "I've done my job, now I'm outta here!" He yells as he runs offstage.

I'm not done with you until the play is over, Sonic!

A cry of dismay from the blue hedgehog is heard offstage.

Metal Sonic glanced over at Robotnic, who is snoring lustily in the bed. "No way am I staying here alone with that wack-job! I'm leaving!" Metal whispers as he runs out the door.

What insanity will ensue? Will Sonic escape his fairy role? Will I actually finish this fanfiction? You'll find out if you review!

Shadow walks onstage. "Please review. I want to see more Sonic bashing!" he says, smirking evily.

You heard the hedgehog! REVIEW PLEASE!

If you want to see something new,
Please be kind; Please Review!