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One day Trisha and Hoenheim decided that they needed a break from Edo so they took him to Izumi's day care of hell. On the way Ed kept pointing out weird stuff like "That cow looks funny" (it was a cat) and "Where awe we goin?'
When they got there Trisha picked up Ed and threw him into Izumi's arms. Izumi took him inside and put him in a playpen with about a dozen other babies. One of them had an arm and a leg like Ed so they got into a fight. Baby Scar said "I will blow you" and put out his arm. Ed made his automail into a knife and got ready to kill Wrath who turned himself into part of the shag. "DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU!" Izumi yelled. And the kids got quiet. Baby Barry started stalking Izumi with a knife and baby Riza kissed baby Roy. Baby sig started singing and baby Alex Louis Armstrong kissed Catherine Armstrong.
Izumi sat down and put her head in her hands. She confiscated Barry's knife, Ed's automail, Al's armor, Riza's gun, and basically everything.
Alphonse sucked on a pacifier. "She's crazy." He echoed.
Ed limped to him on a hand and a foot. Baby Gluttony suddenly appeared. And all the babies ran to see him. Baby Wrath poked his tummy. Baby Envy changed into him, Baby Lust blushed and said "h-h-h-hi G-Gluttony."
Baby Wrath used alchemy. And he got put on Izumi's lap and spanked. Ed laughed at him and got spanked. Envy laughed at Ed and got spanked. Baby Hughes shoved photos of his daughter into other babies' faces. (WTF?) And pretty much everyone got scared.
Baby Havoc got a pacifier and started sucking on it. Izumi tried to get it away but he bit her. She spanked him. Roy lit Havoc on fire and Wrath started crying.
At naptime Ed threw a tantrum but Al slept peacefully. Sloth wet the bed, Roy scorched the bed, Wrath fused with the bed and couldn't get free. Lust impaled the bed, Riza shot the bed, Baby Hughes took endless photos of the bed, and Gluttony ate the bed.
By the time all the parents were home Izumi was half dead with exhaustion. She turned to baby Sig who somehow turned into full grown Sig. "Remind me never to try Day Care again!