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Super Metal Sonic: Glad you like it so much. Being called super funny is a big boost for my ego. Thanks!

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And as for Poop464, I hate to say it, but that is my "charming" -sarcastic- brother, and I hope he's more serious about reviewing in the future… though it's not likely…

ON WITH THE SHOW!

"When we left Metal Sonic, he had just run away from Robotnik. Now, he was being chased by something so terrible, so horrible, so fierce, the very name brings shivers down my spine.
Rabid Metal Sonic Fangirls." (Hereby known as RMSF)

"WE LOVE YOOOUUUUU!" the RMSF cried as they chased after a terrified robot hedgehog.

"HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!" Metal Sonic screamed in fear.

Out of nowhere his rescue came. A gypsy bat ran out of a circle of trailers and cried heroicly, "I'll save you!" She grabbed Metal Sonic and pulled him inside her trailer. She watched the RMSF run by, screaming, "WAIT UP! COME BACK!" as they stampeded into the distance.

After catching his breath, the metal hedgehog grabbed the gypsy bat Rouge in a tight bearhug.

"You just saved my life! Thank you soooo much!"

"Can't… BREATHE!"

"Whoops, sorry." Metal Sonic loosened his death grip on poor Rouge. "How can I ever repay you?"

"Well, you can start by helping me steal diamonds! And gems! And other randomly sparkly objects!"

Metal Sonic pondered this for a moment. "Do I get to blow stuff up while doing this?"

"Of course!" Rouge assured him. "Mostly security bots, but there's a lot of that."

"I'm in!" Metal Sonic agreed enthusiasticly.

"WAIT! HOLD EVERYTHING!"

"Who the heck is that?" Rouge and Metal Sonic asked simentaniously.

A pink light gathered in the room, gathering to one point to form…

"I am the Pink Fairy!" Amy exclaimed proudly as she stood in the middle of the stage with a long pink dress on.

"WAIT! Amy, your Sonic's understudy. If you're here, where's he?"

Amy looked uncomfortable. "Sonic's having a bit of an identity crisis, so…"

"Identity crisis? Yeah right!"

Voices are suddenly heard offstage. "SONIC! For the last time, you CANNOT FLY!" Shadow shouts.

"Course I can fly!" Sonic giggles back. "I'm the Blue Fairy!"

"Sonic, get off that ladder RIGHT NOW!"

THUD!

"Shoot." Shadow stuck his head onstage. "Hey, Amy? Did you want your boyfriend back in one piece?"

"What do you mean!" Amy asked worriedly.

"Sonic just fell off the ladder and…" Shadow was cut off by Tail's voice.

"OMG! What happened to Sonic? He's in pieces!"

"NOOOOOO! I'm coming Sonic!" Amy cried, running offstage.

Shadow looked at the remaining actors onstage. "Guess I'll see you later in the play guys!" Shadow exits the stage, while everyone else stares after him.

"Oooh-Kayyy… Well, we can pick off on the scene where the Blue Fairy has just left. Your cue Rouge!"

"M'kay." Rouge turned to face Metal Sonic. "If you don't do my bidding, I'll use you for firewood!" She cackled.

"But that makes no sense!" Metal Sonic argued. "I'm made of metal!"

"I'm just reading the script!" Rouge said defensively. Metal Sonic blinked.

"There's a script?"

…

"I knew I forgot something!"

Out of nowhere, Knuckles runs onstage. "THERE YOU ARE, BAT!"

Rouge runs offstage with a "Meep!"

Knuckles follows closely. "Hey you! Come back with my emeralds!"

Metal Sonic and I stare after them.

"Great. Rouge is gone, Amy, Tails and Shadow are with Sonic at the hospital, and Metal Sonic doesn't have any more solo scenes! We'll have to cut for now."

"FINALLY!" Metal Sonic cheered.

"Kindly review, so I can update."

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