Sonic Team does Pinochio! Chapter 3!

YES! I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO TYPE THIS UP!

Now, to answer my reviews.

Saith-chan: Yup, Sonic did that. And unfortunately, unless I feel like getting sued by Sonic's lawyer, I can't hurt him any more since he's in the hospital. TT But I hope you don't suffocate!

Zovexxxdragon: I think you may have gotten the wrong person. I'm not Emily, but I thank you for reviewing my story anyway. I'll see if I can add more scenes. And just a warning; You shouldn't put your first and last name on the internet. If those were fake names, ignore this statement.

Mdizzle: Although I'm sure many would like to see that, Rouge remains unscathed because I need her later. But maybe during the cast party afterwards… (HINT: SPOILER!)

Rei the Hedgehog: What rhymed? 0o?

Ryu-inu: And I'm not done yet!

Shadow's Dark Angel: YAY! It was funnier! I hope this one tops the last two.

AmySonikku: I'm on your favorites? Thanks! That's a huge complement for me!

DragonMaster Kyra: I rule? YAAAAY! Thanks for reviewing. And which character of yours do you want me to put in my story?

Super Metal Sonic: Thank you! That was one of my personal faves too!

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"And we're back!"

Metal Sonic stared at me. "But no one's come back yet!"

"I know, but we still have Robotnic, so I've decided to make this a…"

Metal Sonic's eyes widened. "No, you're actually having a…"

ROBOTNIC BASHING CHAPTER!

"I should have left when I had the chance…" Robotnic cried

"Too late! I just had Metal Sonic lock ALL THE DOORS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!" A strange wind whips up, causing my hair to fly as I cackle evilly. Lightning flashes.

Both Robotnic and Metal Sonic watch with eyes wide in fear. "We need to get a new job…" Metal muttered to himself.

"I agree…" Robotnic nodded.

RA, the Egyptian god of the sun, pops up. "Maybe now you'll think twice about using my pyramid for your secret base! HAH!"

Everyone stares as Ra disappears.

"And now to something completely different. Well, anyway, let's get started! Lights, camera, ACTION!"

We open to find Robotnic waking up only to see that…

"MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION! It's MISSING!" Robotnic cried. "I must find it!"

And so, Robotnic trekked on to find Metal Sonic, even though he was allergic to him. He searched the highest mountains…

"But I'm allergic to high places!" Robotnic complained.

And he searched the low plains…

"I'm allergic to low places too!" Robotnic whined.

(Sigh) Migraine developing… He searched for days and nights, never faltering, never fearing, never…-

"I WANT MY MOMMY!" Robotnic screamed suddenly, sending the Nararator that no one knew about into insanity.

NEVER GETTING LESS ANNOYING!

Startled by the narrators tone, Robotnic shut up.

Finally! Geeze… Anyway, he searched until he reached the sea, and got some crazy idea that a Metal Hedgehog would want to go to sea. Which makes absolutely no sense.

Robotnic jumps into the ocean, screaming, "I'll save you, Metal Sonic!" He immediately sinks.

Well, I'm sure that that was no surprise to anyone! In the water, he was devoured by a giant whale named…

Fluffy!

Robotnic was still underwater when he spoke. "Fluffy? O0oOo0 What kind of 0oo0oO name is that oo0oO for a giant whale? o0O0o

As he said that, he was eaten by Fluffy.

Fluffy swallows Robotnic.

"Geeze! It's about time! I mean really! Is that wuss allergic to everything?" I cry in exasperation.

"So, I guess this chapter is over, since Robotnic's dead?" Metal asked.

"I'm not quite dead yet!" Robotnic screamed from the belly of Fluffy.

"Hey! Only one Monty Python joke per chapter!"

"No fair!" Robotnic cries.

"Well, suck it up! XP Anyway, Review and I'll update! PLEASE?"

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