Sonic Team Does Pinochio! Chapter 3!

Sorry I haven't updated in forever. I lost my notebook, so I couldn't update without the story… TT

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As Hammy Ham Ham says… CHAPTER FOUR WILL ENSUE…. NOW!

CHAPTER FOUR!

At long last, all the characters have finally come back. Tails, Amy, Rouge, Metal and Shadow lounge about backstage. RL2 Bounces in.
"Glad you guys are back! How's Sonic? Should I expect any lawsuits soon?"
"He's at the hospital, getting stitches and casts. Looks like Amy will have to fill in for awhile…" Shadow yawns.
"Oh joy." --;
"Did someone call me?" Everyone turns to see a young girl with long brown hair and green eyes appear. She looks about 9 years old, and is wearing a red dress decorated with flowers. A rose is tucked behind her ear.
"Who the hell are you, and how'd you get into my head?"
"This is your head!" Amy yells. "That explains a lot!"
RL2 glares at her, setting her on fire. As Amy runs off screaming bloody murder, RL2 turns back to the newcomer. The girl curtsies.
"I'm Joy! My last landlord kicked me out, so I was wondering if there was any room in your head for another voice!" (A/N: I wrote this when I was still hearing voices, and this really did happen!)
"Hmmm…. I don't know… You may have to ask Anna and Rennack.
Joy jumps for… well, joy. "Ok!" She disappears to look for said head voices.
The rest of the cast stares.
"So that's how it's done!" Shadow says.
--; "Um, back to the show. We'll open at where Metal Sonic runs into the Trickster and his friend. Ready? ACTION!"
The curtain opens to show Metal Sonic walking along a field. The narrarator begins.
'Metal Sonic had no sooner gotten away from the caravan and its owner when he suddenly ran into a Faiker and his assistant.'
At that moment, Rouge walks on stage with Tails in tow. "Excuse me!"
'Oh, sorry. Correction, a Faiker and her assistant.
"Much better." Rouge walks up to Metal. "Hello friend!"
Metal blinks. "Weren't you just trying to kill me earlier?"
"I know. It's a Stupid Plot Device that RL2 put in.
"HEY!" RL2 intercedes. "I like plot devices!"
Rouge rolls her eyes. "Whatever… Anyway, how would you like to-
"CUT! Tails, what are you doing!"
Tails looks up. "I'm studying this flower and recording the 300,500 uses for its pollen. Use one: Poison Ivy treatment. Use two: A poison. Use three…"
The rest of the cast glares at RL2. "YOU HAD TO GET HIM STARTED, DIDN'T YOU!"
--; "Technical difficulties, please stand by… We'll keep going when Tails shuts up…"
"Use 13: Heals eyesight. Use 14:…"
"MAKE IT STOP!

A considerable amount of time later…

Tails was still droning on… "Use 300,500: It can make people shut up."
RL2 groans. "Wish we had known that earlier."
Metal unplugs his ears. "It's about time!"
"Tails, in this play, you're an assistant! You're supposed to be, well, kinda dumb.
"But… But…-"
Abruptly, the plant comes flying in from offstage. It hits Tails and he immediately shuts up.
"Waddaya know? It really does work!" Shadow calls from offstage.
"Thank Ra… Alright, pick up where we left off!"
"zzZz… ZzZzz…. Zzz…"
RL2 grabs a megaphone. "WAKE UP ROUGE!"
Rouge wakes up, startled. "WHAT? WHO? RABID HAMSTERS?" (Thanks, Hammy Ham Ham! )
"We're picking up where we left off."
"Oh, ok." Rouge clears her throat. "Hey, little boy!"
"Sorry, I don't want any." Metal answers automatically. Everyone but Metal face faults.
Rouge un-facefaults."You mean that you don't want this ticket to the land where boys never grow up?" She pulls an Ace of Spades out of her pocket.
"Not really…"
"There'll be booze and hot chicks!" Rouge tempts him, waving the ace around in his face.
"GIMMIE THAT!" Metal shouts, launching himself at the ticket. He begins to pet it. "My preciousssss….."
"That's the LAST time I let Metal watch LOTR!" RL2 swears.
Everyone sweatdrops. ('cept for Metal and RL2.)
The strange narrator returns!
'Ok… So Metal Sonic followed the Faiker and her assistant to a large island. This was the land where boys never grew up. This was…
Peter Pan flies in out of nowhere. "NEVERLAND!"
RL2 grabs a bazooka (That just happened to be lying around…) "DIIIIEEEEEE!" She shoots Peter.
"NOOOO!" Peter Pan explodes. Everyone sweatdrops and backs away from RL2.
'This was The Carnival Of Youth!'
Metal walks into the carnival and sees a poster. "Who the hell calls a carnival with girls in cat suits The Carnival of Youth?"
Shadow walks on stage wearing a business suit. "Hello, you must be new here!"
Metal stares at him. "Ok, this isn't right. Shadow, I hate to say it bud, but this is The Carnival of Youth, and you're at least fifty years old!
"That's because those G.U.N. idiots thought I was dangerous… those dolts…" Shadow begins muttering curses under his breath. Metal sweatdrops.
"Alright then… I guess that's ok… But what are you doing here?"
Shadow draws himself to his full height. "I am the owner of this carnival, and since you're a good friend of mine, I'll let you in on a little secret." He looks around secretively. However, no one else is on stage 'cause RL2 can't afford any actors aside from those of the Sonic Crew. He continues. "The kids here turn into donkeys that I can sell at a great price, so I make tons of money!"
Metal stares at him in horror. "So I'm gonna turn into an ass!"
"Course not! You're a robot, and so are not affected by the horrible genetic mutation ray located in the facilities. Anywhoozles-"
"Hey! That's my sisters word!" a clueless RL2 shouts. Shadow rolls his eyes.
"Anywhoozles, I came to offer you a proposition to be job partners."
"Under one condition…" Metal says.

And the next day…

"Why are we here? I thought the play was over!" Amy says, referring to herself, Tails, and Sonic, who had received invites to the theater. Shadow runs in, carrying a huge blue gun.
"PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKERS!"
"Hey! Give me back my mega buster!" Someone calls. Everyone looks on as Megaman (The old one, where he's a robot,) runs onstage.
"Give me that!" He says, snatching the gun away from Shadow. He charges it up, and points it at the hedgehogs face. "You're lucky I don't kill you, you $# rodent!" Megaman storms off, fuming. Everyone stares…
Metal walks onstage. "Hey Shadow! Here's the donkey-fier gun!" He tosses a blue gun to Shadow that is an exact replica of the one Shadow had earlier.
"Oh… kaaaay…." Shadow clears his throat. "Anyway, prepare to die!" He shoots the Donkey-fier gun at Amy, Tails, and Sonic. The three of them turn into donkeys.
Metal turned to Shadow. "Why did you say 'prepare to die'? You were turning them into donkeys."
"'Prepare to die' is a better threat than, 'Prepare to become an ass!'" Shadow explains.
"Oh, ok." Metal thinks for a moment. "Hey! How'd we get away with this when the Authoress still needs them?"
Shadow points to RL2 in her director's chair. She's snoring… Loudly. Metal sweatdrops.
"I see… Shall we end this play then?"
Shadow shrugs. "Sure. I'll take over for that narrarator guy, since he seems to have disappeared." He clears his throat. "And we lived happily ever after with no co-stars, ('cept maybe Rouge, cause she's hot!) and a heck-of-a lot of money. THE END!

Yes folks... thats it. I have a feeling some people aren't that happy. This was actually supposed to be three-four chapters, but I figured since I havn't updated in forever, better put it up all at once...

I hope you liked it. If you didn't... I can't say I blame you...

See ya!