The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter
Chapter Twelve: My Bright Idea That Turned Out to be Bright
Authoress Note: I have nothing to say, really...
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER! BUT I WOULD NOT MIND OWNING DRACO MALFOY!
Dedication: It's at the bottom.
November 22, 8:54 AM
The Great Hall
I hate him. I really do. He is an ass. He is so stupid, and pathetic, and many more adjectives I can't think of right now. Although, I had my first peer counseling session yesterday. All we did was sit around and play Crazy Eights. The girl is a sixth year, who would rather be snogging her boyfriend, than talking to me. That was fine with me, and so we played cards. She had a packet of what we were supposed to talk about, but she threw it in the wastebasket as soon as I walked into the room. So, it was okay, better than having to sit next to him at breakfast, and not talk to him.
Dan is such a jerk, and I don't care if I ever see him again. He has a problem, and I don't know what it is, because he won't talk to me, unless he is telling me that we shouldn't start anything, because it won't work out. WE NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO BEGIN WITH! We were just two lost people, who have no clue what to do with our lives. He has obviously decided to not have me in his life, and that is fine with me, because I don't want him in my life, either.
Oh, who the hell and I kidding? IT'S KILLING ME THAT HE HATES ME! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID! Honestly, guys are so temperamental. They act as if they are constantly PMS-ing. Honestly, Dan is acting like a Jock. He is not a jock, Dan plays guitar in a band, which hasn't existed since Dumbledore put us out that one night, and he is the second smartest person in the school. So why the hell is he hanging out with the jocks? WHY?
And it doesn't help that my best friends have boyfriends, and I don't. I mean, I am very happy for them, you know, because they have found happiness, but, I am just sitting here, writing this, listening to the boys laugh at jokes that are in no way funny. Does the world really hate me? Because from the way it's looking, the world does.
Lily
November 24th, 8:26 AM
Great Hall
Thanksgiving is tomorrow. Bray is sitting next to me, blasting Queen. I didn't think that she even liked Queen. Oh well, "Killer Queen" is playing, and it's not bad music, so I really can't complain. I mean, even if this music was made WAY before the thought of our parents being born was thought the music still is good. Anyway, on to more pressing matters.
THANKSGIVING IS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????? MY WHOLE FAMILY IS COMING!!!!!! Honestly, why did I have to be born into one of the biggest wizarding families ever? Why? Is this more proof that life hates me?
You know, maybe it is. Maybe this is more proof that life does hate me, and I should just give up. I mean, the man I am trying not to love hates me, and it's like...I don't know what to do. I don't want to give up on him, because he said that he has feelings for me, and it's all screwed up. I love him, and I realize this, and he loves me and.... I have had the best idea in the world. Excuse me while I go perform this amazing idea.
Lily
Later
Broom Closet
Well, I just did my great idea. I kissed Dan Malfoy in front of the whole school. And then I told him, take it, or leave it. And I walked out. Wasn't that a wonderful idea? And telling him to take it or leave it...I sound like a friggn Temptress...oh well, maybe that will have given him the idea by now, because if that didn't, the boy is hopeless.
Anyway, I have no idea why I am hiding in a broom closet; it was the nearest thing from the Great Hall with a door, so that's convenient. Anyway, I have decided what to do if the thing with Dan—or any man, for that matter—doesn't work out...and I am NOT becoming a spinster or old maid...I am going to join a nunnery. I know, it sounds dead boring, and I am not even Catholic, but you know, it sounds better than becoming an old spinster, and having twenty cats...
Or, instead of the nunnery or becoming an old spinster, I could become a Bachelorette! Now, I could live that life. It sounds much better than being an old spinster...oh well, life is full of surprises, maybe Dan will come to his senses, and snog me back. That would be nice, you know, he really is a nice snogger...but of course, you, as a diary, wouldn't know that. Yes, he is awesome. His lips taste like peppermint, and he is so warm and, soft...and wonderful...sigh...
Oh! Someone is knocking on the door! I must go; maybe it's another person—or couple—bit by the luv bug...
Bit by the luv bug,
Lily
Later
Transfiguration
The knocker...was Dan! I opened the door, he said, "take it," and started snogging me, until the late bell sounded, we straightened ourselves up, and dashed off to Transfiguration—holding hands. We got in so much trouble...well, I have two weeks detention from Snape for PDA, and Dan just got one day for being late. But I am so happy! Because, I dear diary, have...
A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! WEEEE!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE TO BECOME AN OLD SPINSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I am obviously very happy...oh, McGonagall is giving me the eye...I must go...
Mrs. Dan Malfoy
Two minutes later
WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WEAR FOR THANKSGIVING?????
After Classes, 4:56 PM
The loos—it's the seventh year dorms loos, I keep my clothes in the closet in here
Right...what to wear tomorrow. I have many things picked out. First...skirt or pants...hmm—good point. I only have my school skirts. Okay, so, pants...jeans, cargos, kakis, or cords? Jeans sound good. What color...black, blue, black, dark blue, midnight back, stone washed black or dark blue? How about dark blue, okay, that decided, straight leg or boot cut? Oh, boot cut, I hate straight leg...shoes...well, since I am wearing boot cut jeans, why not wear my combat boots? I haven't worn them in a while...that works. Okay, shirt. Oh, I am going to go ask Dan on this one...he is my boyfriend...
Lily.
Later
Well, Dan was no help, all he did was yell about how he has no clean boxer shorts, and then he saw me, he told me that I look wonderful in anything, and nothing makes me look fat, and then we made out. And today, he tasted like chocolate. It was nice.
So, anyway, he told me to go ask Jay and Bray about that, so I did. I went over to their common room, dragging half my closet with me. I had to have one of the first years let me in, because I forgot their new password, and I wasn't going to dig trough my pockets for it, because I was trying to control the rolling cart that my clothes were on.
I told Jay and Bray about the news, and they were very happy, they suggested that to celebrate, we go into Hogsmead, and get some butterbeer, and try not to get drunk. And then, I approached them with my dilemma. Jay said to just wear a black sweater, and Bray said she could design something for me. And then I said I would just pick out a shirt. That, itself, was a two-hour decision that forced us to have to eat dinner in the kitchens, because we missed eating in the Great Hall. But, in the end, wardrobe for tomorrow was chosen.
I am wearing a black, form-fitting turtleneck sweater, with dark blue boot cut jeans, and combat boots. So, that's solved.
So anyway...I don't know...I have to work on homework...and clean my dorm...mum's latest owl said that she was inspecting dorms...
Lily.
Thanksgiving, 2:46 AM
My Dorms
Okay, I couldn't sleep, and my dorm is trashed. Mum is going to kill me! Okay, so I was in the boy's dorm for a few hours making out with Dan...but who can blame me? I want to get full usage out of my boyfriend before he leaves me for some bimbo with a huge chest.
Crap...I can't find my floor...its hidden under crap...what does my floor look like?
Later
Had to ask what the floors looked like. The first years were not too happy about it. But, they were cleaning their dorms too, so, I don't see why they should hate me. The floors are supposed to be wood. Apparently, they are black, so what I thought was crap was actually my floor...odd really.
I have to get some rest...I don't want to look dead in the morning.
Lily
Morning
My Dorms
Double crap. Its thanksgiving and I look dead. This is not good...okay, if I put lots of foundation...wait...one coat of foundation did the trick...okay, so now, to the eyeliner...and I need to find my other boot....
Crap, boot has gone missing, must go look for boot...
Oh, it was hidden under my bed...silly me. Okay, so, I am dressed...and I have a new bra on...okay, I smell good...dorms are clean, homework is done, I threw out all my bad marks, so mum thinks that I have been doing exceptionally well, I hid the note about my detentions...okay, I am good. Now, to breakfast.
Lily.
Breakfast
MUM CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH OUR ENTIRE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanky to all of you for reviewing! I know, I am at 67 reviews, and I promised to do this at fifty, but I have been much too lazy for my own good. So, please review and I will do this at 100 reviews.
NOTES: I am answering some questions
--Ginny acts like such a bitch, excuse my language, because that was how my mother was acting at the time. My mum was always bitching at me for stupid things, so, I just put it into the story. As one of my friends said, "It's your life told through different people!" While we were changing for gym.
--I am so glad that you all can relate to the characters. They are based off of real people, except for the boys...I have no idea WHO they are based of off, seeing as most of the boys in my life are complete jerks.
--I have NO idea what Dan's problem is...honestly, I don't. And for those of you who wanted more fighting...there is a bitch fight coming up in chapter 16. Now that is sort-of based off a bitch fight I happened to witness, an almost get pulled into, if I had not moved, because if I hadn't...I would have faced the same doom as the chair I was in...it got thrown to the other side of the room.
--The Hillary Duff Club is in action, I will have a link provided in my bio for it. Please participate in it, it would mean so much to be, and the other person in this, it really would. Also, on the same page, we have lively discussions going on about weather Sirius is dead or not, book six, the new movie, and that is turning into me torturing this dude with the word "dude" and me posting a link to Tom Felton without a shirt. (Conveniently, this dude's user name is Draco, and he likes a married movie star. It's a long conversation, which I doubt that you all would not find funny.)
Anyway, that's all I have to say, so PLEASE review!
Thanky, Yours,
Red