The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter
Chapter Fourteen: The Closet Speaks

Authoress Note: Well, my dear minions—I mean readers, I am going to the ocean for a week! So...that means no new chapters next week. But, if you all are good, and I can reach 100 reviews by the time I get back, you'll get a double post! Yes, just like when we broke 50!

Disclaimer: Yes, I know, the bank account does not reflect what it should—my future ownership if Harry Potter and friends, or really in some cases, foes. But alas, that's not going to happen anytime soon.

Dedication: To the dude in my life, excluding those, which are members of my family, of course, who was evil to me. And you know who you are...traitor! There is a reason he is a traitor, but we shall not get into this.

Still this horrid holiday, 11:23 PM

Underneath the stairs

Does my family even care about how I feel? I mean, Ron could have come out of the closet at Christmas; he didn't have to come out of the closet at a holiday that THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS AT! Honestly, I know that my family has punctuality and originality, but really, this was too much. First, they come at breakfast. Then Ron decides that he is bi. How more screwed up can my life get?

Oh, and get this diary, apparently, Jay and Sean were talking about the real meaning of Eager Allen Poe's poem, "The Raven," and they then agreed to agree to disagree, and then Jay got mad, because they had just agreed on something, and then they both agreed on that, and then Jay said that wasn't right, because they were agreeing about something. I don't get it either, but then, Sean decided to kiss her to make her shut up, and so she was pressed up against the door, and the door opened for no good reason.

I ask you, who talks about anything that doesn't involve snogging in a BROOM CLOSET? I mean, they were talking about POETRY of all things! Maybe my friends really have lost it. And then Bray just looked at me and went,

"Well, Draco's brother is still hot."

Okay, HER SISTER JUST FELL OUT OF A BROOM CLOSET! WITH A GUY! Okay, granted, it was her boyfriend, but still. And then Drew goes, "Well, what about me?"

And then Bray says, "I still love you dear. But you have to admit that he IS good-looking."

Then Ron goes, "Yeah, he sure has something going for him." And then everyone just looked at him. "What?" He asked, "He does!" And Adonis was just sitting there, looking drop-dead-gorgeous.

"Yes," Ron's boyfriend, Hershel, or something like that, I don't know, he looks like Owen Wilson in "Zoolander," said, "He most certainly does."

"You can't deny him that." Ron's girlfriend, Lexy-Lyla Hilton- Heffner intoned.

I was like, someone; put a steak knife through my heart. Please. Someone! I will forever be known as "The Girl With The Bi Uncle." And then people will walk through the halls, and when they see me, they will whisper, "I wonder if SHE'S bi, too?"

I cannot live life like that. That's horrible. Anyway, I ran back to my dorms, threw off my clothes, and put on James's seeker shirt that I stole from him, and my black cargos, and put on Keri Noble, and I am just sitting here, writing. Honestly, today is easily the worst day of my life. Seriously, I have never faced anything else so...horrible. I just want to die.

Ron just walked in; he wants to talk. I ask you this. WHY?

Lily

Later, 2:25 AM

The Common Room

Well, this is what my conversation with Ron was like:

Me: What the hell do you want?

Ron: Does your mother care that you swear that much?

Me: She never hears me.

Ron: Oh.

Ron and me: SILENCE

Me: You wanted to talk?

Ron: Oh...yeah...about that... Is that you're dad's shirt?

Me: No, it's James's.

Ron: Oh, because your dad used to play seeker.

Me: Yeah, I know. James used to wear it in second year, before he grew. When he did, I stole the shirt.

Ron: Oh.

Me: This isn't what you wanted to talk about, is it?

Ron: No.

Me: So, you're...bi?

Ron: Yeah.

Me: When did you find that out?

Ron: A few years ago.

Me: Oh.

Ron: That's sort-of what I wanted to talk to you about.

Me: Really?

Ron: Well, yeah. You have always been my favorite niece.

Me: That's nice to know.

Ron: And that's because...well, I don't know why, but I always liked you better than the others. Maybe it's because you were never so in-your-face like the others...and maybe the fact that you have different tastes from everyone else.

Me: Is there a point to this?

Ron: I think so.

Me: Right. So, what is the point of this?

Ron: I want to talk to you.

Me: Like...bonding?

Ron: If you want to call it that.

Me: But...why me? Why not someone else?

Ron: I already told you, because we are both different.

Me: Right.

Ron: Yeah...so, what's going on in your life?

Me: Well, you see...

And then I launched into a full-blown account of my school year so far. And I mean I talked about EVERYTHING.

Me: And then, I kissed him, and said, 'Take it or leave it.'

Ron: And what did he do?

Me: He found me in a broom closet writing, and then he said, 'Take it.' And we snogged for so long, we were late to Transfiguration.

Ron: Umm-hum.

Me: And then...

And that's how the whole thing went. And Ron told me everything that has been going on in his life. It was a pretty long talk, but I really did feel better after that.

Anyhow, "Interview of The Vampire," is calling, and I can't turn down a good vampire story.

Lily

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