The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter
Chapter Fifteen: And The Diary Is Stolen
Authoress Note: I would like to thank my two best friends for writing part of this for me, because honestly, if they had not helped me, I would still be writing the first word.
I AM ALSO VERY SORRY ABOUT THE GRAMMER USE IN THIS STORY, APPARENTLY WHEN TWO PEOPLE IM EACH OTHER, THEY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE...
Dedication: This is to Liza and C; you guys are the real Jay and Bray (In more ways than one!)
Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine. Well, the plot and OC characters are, but other than that, nope.
December 1st, 5:56 AM
The Great Hall, listening to Sum 41
I am the laughing stock of the school. Honestly, people just look at me, and they start laughing. I am SO tired of it. I can't sleep; I am too...screwed up to sleep. I barely eat; I just look at food and I want to run away from it. So, I am taking this as further proof that life hates me, and I am just a waste of human space. God could put someone more...productive in my place. Instead, he put me.
And then Ron had his "bonding" time with me, in which I told him everything. Honestly, I even told him about the irregularity of my period, which had come a week early. You know what he said? He said that my "hormones are horribly out of whack due to the traumatic things that have happened to me, such as living in a bathroom for two days. He doesn't even count the whole deal with Lucius as traumatic, because apparently, "The old bugger had it coming for him,"—Ron's words, not mine. But, it felt nice to talk to someone who does not always think with his sexual urges.
Erlack, I want to go sleep, and people might come in soon and start laughing.
Lily
December 1st, 10:23 PM
A Closet...
Jay: Italics
Bray: Bold
so, bray, what do you think of Lily and Dan
they're really cute together....
aww
you think she's obsessed though?
dead serious totally
so...do you think we should talk to her?
maybe give her 'the talk'?
And you and....Sean....borderline obsession?
no...just totally in love with one another! what about you and Drew hon?
giggles no comment
:-D
so..'the talk' for lily?
hm...with all those brothers she has...probably
no! not that talk..well, that talk too...the talk about her obsession over a boy
oops...
ok
so, bray...why are we sitting in our clothes closet talking about this?
Jay jay...I honestly don't know
well, you brought me in here! are we locked in?
oh...giggles oops
Anyway while we're here
do you have your wand with you hon?
what now?
what do you think of Drew? From a sisterly view point
umm...you and drew scarred me for life! but he is really awesome. perfect for you, from the looks of it! why?
Well...he telling me about this totally weird divination class he had
yes?
And trelawney went all loco on him and started talking about me
some sort of prophecy about how he shouldn't let me go...how I was perfect for him...
it was one of the strangest things I've ever heard
yeah, i heard about that from sean.
freaky, aint it? i hope she doesn't prophesize about me
scary, no?
very
still cool though
sure...can we get the door unlocked now? i want to see somebody
He told me he had no intention of leaving me anyway...how sweet....aw
big date?
wink wink
no! of course Not!
no more falling out of closets
BRAY! you said you wouldnt say anything!
or I might have to give you the talk
wink luv ya
Bray! we taught ourselves the talk
you know that
I know...just messing with you
i know. i love you too...
don't get your knickers in a twist
hey! can we please get out of here? i have a strange craving for blood
we need to have more of these sister talks more often
you too, huh?
alright... alohomora
yup...and we shouldn't drink the other's blood like last time
Yeah yeah, ok...door opens
thanks!
talk later?
hey! isn't that my wand?
well...umm....no...?
Authoress Note: You have no idea how long it took me to stort out the last bit. I had to take an IM conversation, and, well, un-IM it. It took a long time. Anyway...i can't sleep, I'm still running on West Coast time. And I live in the east. It sucks. Anyway, there's another chappy comming, and if I'm not mistaken, that's the chapter that had my critics/betas/muses/co-authors saying they hated me for that chapter...or was it seventeen? Its probally seventeen, but I suppose you will just have to wait and see, won't you?
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