A/N: Heylo peoples! I'm glad everyone isn't hating my fanfic. XD But like I said in the last chapter, I truly do not mean to offend anyone and I'm sorry for not getting my facts correct on the footnotes. If anyone feels uncomfortable about reading about self-mutilation, tell me so in a review. But you should probably stop reading if it upsets you that much. Also, I will warn you beforehand if there is any mention of SI or lime in the chapter.

TO MY REVIEWERS:

L u c i d x D r e a m s: Oh no! -shakes head- You didn't seem mean at all! I just didn't want to seem like a person who didn't know a thing she talked about. Well, you're only two years younger than me and I started when I was 14. I've been on and off for quitting. So far this is my second time trying to quit. x.x But thanks for the compliment. Lol, yes … yay for kissing!

Ebony Colmen: I know, but I can't help but apologize. I sort of do that a lot. x.X Yeah, sadly I do know what I'm writing about with the cutting sense. Thanks, I'm glad you like it!

Yvonne: Ummm … thanks? Lol, I'm happy that you like my fanfic, but the best? I don't know about that, but thank you very much all the same. Wow, 110 out of 10. I like that score. XD Fourteen 'very's; niiiice.

Br14nn4: That's okay, reviews are never late. Well, then I guess it was good of me to make chapter four short. XD

shotafairy: Wow, you seem to know a lot about that subject. Sadly I have for almost a year now for personal experience as well as from my closest friends. I know I've apologized a lot, but I don't want anyone to be angry at me for it. I'm just that kind of person that can't stand being the reason why someone is upset. But I do hate it when people just do it because they say it's 'cool' or 'the thing' to do or when people make fun of it because they don't understand it. -breathes- Okay, sorry. I tend to get carried away on that topic. Anyway, I'll try to put more about Roy's feelings.

Rooki Rodster: Sorry for the typos, I'm trying to get better at proof-reading. -twitches- I probably won't get over it so, it'll get fixed.

Mika Rieu: Lmao, yeah I did warn them. Alphonse sort of annoys me but then you have to remember what happened to him so it's not really his fault for being annoying. XD Yesh! Roy and Ed are the perfect couple!

GalacticHitchhiker42: Lol, I'm glad you like my story. I hope I don't disappoint you!

AnariHanyou: I know it was short but I thought it was the perfect place to stop. Plus, I couldn't think of anything else to add. SORRY! XD

DISCLAIMER: Hiromu Arakawa owns Fullmetal Alchemist, not me. -cries-

Chapter five / Coming Out

It had been six months since that day with Roy. The two of them had been a couple ever since, and surprisingly no one had the slightest clue about it. That was odd seeming both Ed and Roy acted much happier during work.

Roy never made fun of Ed; Ed never got on Roy's case; and the entire office was at peace because of it.

The only thing that bothered Mustang, was that even though he didn't show it, he knew Edward was still hurting over the lose of his brother. Roy hated the fact that his beloved couldn't talk to him about it.

"Morning, Colonel!"

Jumping out of his thoughts, Roy watched as the subject of his worries entered his office.

"You look tired, Roy. Maybe you should take the day off and to back to bed," Ed said affectionately, but not without a hint of a smirk.

Roy smirked in return. "Only if you join me."

"Roy!" shouted a beet red alchemist.

Shrugging, the older man leaned back into his chair. "What? I'm just telling you what's on my mind."

"Yeah b-but, we haven't even … " Ed let himself trail off as he blushed more.

In the time they've been boyfriend and … uh, colonel they had tried to perform the act that would pronounce them lovers. Unfortunately, either Edward would be too scared to continue, or some trigger-happy, crazy woman or a daughter-obsessed, maniac father would interrupt them.

Either way, Edward was still a virgin, and Roy still hadn't been laid. (A/N: Lmao sorry, I had to put that. XD) But, that was okay. Roy knew he couldn't pressure Ed into anything, especially that with him. In fact, it was a good thing they haven't done anything yet in a way. It was going to be Ed's seventeenth birthday in a week and he wanted to give him the best present ever.

The only problem was … how could he get his precious Edward alone for the entire day without having anyone walking in on them?

That was going to be tricky, but he would find a way.

By the time Roy snapped out of his thoughts, he found his love sitting on his lap playing with a strand of his hair that was out of place.

Smiling, Mustang took the hand that was messing with his hair into his own. Putting his other hand on the back of Edward's head, he gently pulled him down to his lips; which Ed gladly returned.

Now, both of them knew it wasn't a good idea to be making out in the middle of the colonel's office. But whenever someone had walked in on them, they would have fixed their messed up hair and clothes and be on opposite ends of the room. It was like magic.

But this time was different. Edward moved his free arm to wrap around Roy's neck while the older man pulled the boy closer to his body. At this, Ed gasped, giving Mustang the perfect opportunity. Sliding his tongue in, he memorized every millimeter of the sweet mouth. The blonde struggled but could not hold it in; he let out a long, and low moan that drove the colonel insane. If they weren't in his office, he would have pounced on this beautiful creature.

"Mmmm, Roy," murmured Ed. Gazing into Roy's eyes, he smiled a devious grin. Grabbing onto the sleeves of the military suit, he yanked down. Causing the two of them to fall off the chair and topple onto the floor, Roy on top.

Without a few seconds to register what happened, the blonde changed the position on the brunette again. Rolling, Ed now laid on top. Smirking, he looked down at the shocked face of the colonel.

"You seem surprised, Roy. You shouldn't be … after all, I've learned all I know from you."

Mustang chuckled at the statement, which made Edward melt. All too quickly, their lips were joined again. What started out to be an innocent, single kiss changed to heated, demanding, passionate kisses.

The older man couldn't believe it when he felt Edward's knee go in between his legs, right under his groin. Letting out a moan, he deepened the kiss; if that were possible. Snaking his hand up the man's shirt, Ed found Roy's left nipple and began to toy with it. He just loved how he could make the 25-year-old shiver in pleasure. -1-

"Edwaaaard," Roy groaned. Oh, Ed loved making him do that too. Grinning his legendary grin, the blonde made a mental picture of how the colonel looked at that moment. No one would ever believe that he or anything could subdue Roy Mustang.

"Ooooh, Roooooyyy!" sang Maes as he swung open the office door. "Just look at all the new pictures I have of Alicia! Doesn't she just put a smile on your face-- Hmm?" Looking around, Hughes didn't see the colonel anywhere in site. He did however, hear something rather strange. Cautiously, he walked toward the desk. Leaning over, he peered to where the chair should have been. Instead, he saw Edward Elric pinning Roy Mustang down against the floor while making out … and probably trying to seduce or rape one another.

Grinning like the madman he was, he had the best idea ever. "Well, well, colonel! I didn't know you were that way! Well, actually I did, but anyway … so, when's the wedding with Mr. Elric?"

Finally realizing they had unwanted company, the two looked up only to have their lust-filled eyes to hold pure horror.

"Shit," Ed muttered.

They were caught.

-1- : I honestly don't know how old Roy is, but I don't want him too much older than Ed. Because no matter how adorable they are together, he sort of is a pedophile. XD

A/N: My God! That took me FOREVER to write! I don't know why though. It's a short chapter. Some things have been happening at school with my "friends" so I haven't been in the mood to write. I'm really sorry for the delay. While I was finishing this I got an idea for a one-shot FMA fanfic … I just need to think of a title for it. XD Hopefully it'll be up in a couple days. I have a health project due on Monday (it's 12:45pm Saturday now) and I haven't even started x.x so yeah. Also, if there's typos in this chatper, it's because I'm too tired and lazy to proof-read it. I want to sleeeeeeeeep and I want to get another chapter up. Please review!