The Diary of Lily Audrey Potter

Chapter Thirty-one: The Saint Valentines Day Massacre

Authors Note: Here it is. Are you happy?

Dedication: To my muses. You guys banged me in the head at 1:08 in the morning with a BRILLANT idea that otherwise would have never been used. You guys are great, and I hoped you enjoyed your vacation in Tahiti.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. nor do I own Dracula, pink lilies, and the title. I do own all crappy poetry, because I wrote it myself!

February 14th, 6:00 AM

My dorm

PINK!!! That's all I see! PINK!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED???? Wait…its pink LILIES????

Hold on…there is a note.

To my lovely Lily,

I know our first romance was never sweet

And I must say I have a broken nose from it.

But my sweet, dear, Lily,

We can start anew!

Say you'll Be Mine,

And all your worries will go away…

ADONIS LESTRANGE-MALFOY

Someone, gag me, please. ADONIS, THE PERSON MY BROTHERS ATTEMPTED TO KILL, WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER. I don't think we were even together.

It's Valentines Day. I just now realized that. And for another year, I have no boyfriend. And it's raining. Well, at least there is no school, but I have to find a way to get rid of these stupid flowers.

Lily

P.S. There are some other stuff from my parents (with a howler from Mum saying that I better shape up or else), my brothers, and various friends and family members, but that doesn't really matter.

Ten minutes later

Sean just came in here. How, I do not know. Why, that's all I care about.

His groomsmen, who are my brothers, have gone outside, naked, in twenty degree weather to go mud sliding. Sirius is coated in mud, and James is attracting a crowd, because of the size of certain….articles of the human male body.

I'm stopping myself there.

So I asked Sean if the bridesmaids could do the same, and he was like, why not. So I am going to go sliding in mud, like the true seventeen-year-old I am. I don't care if I am up for expulsion, if today is the worst day in the world, and Jay is getting married today. I want to play in the mud darn it!

Later, 9:20 AM

Slytherin dorms

I got caught in the act. Well, actually, Bray came out, saw me, took off her tie and screamed,

"MUD!" And jumped into the mud. Jay came out, and saw us playing in the mud and nearly killed us. She gave us a lecture on behaving our age and not our shoe size, when Bray pointed out that in order for her to act her age, she would have to join a nunnery or something.

I began giggling, and fell off my chair, and rolled on the floor in hysterics. Jay just screamed, and ran out of the room. I'm still laughing.

Lily

Ten minutes later

Great Hall

We are having pink biscuits for breakfast. And the house elves are dressed up as cupid. Sirius, intrigued by their getup, yanked off a house elf's outfit. Then the house elf smacked him, and ran away screaming about his shameful nakedness.

Mean while, Jay and Bray got an owl, and both are staring at each other, Jay is whispering no, and Bray just staring with a bug-eyed expression on her face. I've taken the note from them, and this is what it said,

Misses Jaessa Aisling, and Braessa Kaede,

I welcome you into my home, Tepes Manor on the night of

14 February (Year Unknown)

Please wear evening attire, as this is a formal event.

It is requested that you bring two pure-blooded male wizards.

Yours Sincerely,

Count Vlad Dracula

"You guys were turned by Dracula?" I ask.

"It's news to us." Bray said.

"I can't get married." Jay says, "Not with…Dracula wanting to turn us completely tonight."

I turn to Jay. "What do you mean?"

"Well, I don't know about Bray, but I am not going. I'm not going to be fully turned."

"But, Jay…" Bray said.

"No. I'm not getting turned. You can, but I'm not. I care too much about Sean to put that added pressure of having a wife that is a vampire on him. It would kill me to be highly allergic to the sun. I want to enjoy life. Even if that means I have to live it while being in-between beings." And she walked away.

"Maybe she's PMS-ing." Bray said. I slapped my head on the table.

Lily

Later, Noon

Gryffindor Tower

I have to serve detention tonight for…something. I forget. I have so much detention right now; I forget what half of it's for. Is that sad? You wouldn't know. You're a book.

Jay has locked herself in her room and Bray is sitting next to me, looking sad. She doesn't know if she should go or not.

"Lily…should I go?"

"Go where?"

"You know. To Dracula."

"That's up to you. It's your decision if you want to be a full-fledged vampire. That's your call. I'm not going to decide your life for you."

"Yeah. It's…it seems stupid debating over this, doesn't it? I mean, I'll be a blood-sucking person who will be mythically feared."

"I don't care what you do. I'll still be your friend, just don't get yourself killed."

"Well, I'm going to talk to Drew. Bye."

And that's my life. There's so much drama. Hopefully, after today, things will calm down. But knowing this world, nothing will. Graduation comes in a few months. We graduate on June 21st, the Summer Solstice. There's some meaning with the solstices, don't ask me what it is. Something about good luck.

So…that's today's tragic event. It worries me though. I don't want my friends to become vampires. I like having them be half vampires. I don't want to be judgmental or anything, but having my best friends as vampires…that would be horrible. And Jay called off the elopement! I'm like…just because some blood-sucking weird-o is after you, your going to call off the one thing that means so much to you?

There's an owl for me. I'll talk later.

Lily

Ten minutes later

Common Room

It was Adonis, again! Will he ever leave me alone? I'm tired of his crappy poetry.

Why did I ever come down here? Some couple just fell next to me, and they're stripping. I could live without—

Five seconds later

Terribly sorry, a bra just fell on you. I'm leaving this room. Too much sex. Way too much sex. That's something I could honestly live without seeing. Especially since I've never participated in it.

Lily.

Three minutes later

The hallway

EVEN THE HALLWAY ISN'T SAFE!

Four minutes later

Great Hall

Some idiot was snogging his…boyfriend over my food. My food was then contaminated. So now I can't eat my food, because saliva is all over it.

CAN ANYONE EAT AROUND HERE?

Apparently not. There's saliva on my nose now.

Eww

Lily

Six minutes later

Hidden in a closet (made sure it was empty before I came in here).

Why are none of the teachers aware of these PDA's? Shouldn't Snape be cracking the whip? Why isn't McGonagall handing out detentions? Why do gay lovers get to make out over my food, whilst I have to suffer on the most horrible day of the year?

Hold on. Someone is breathing behind me.

Lily

Twenty minutes later

The Slytherin Common Room

Dracula was right behind me. And almost killed me. How can I be so calm about this? I was given a Calming Potion after I ran around screaming for several minutes. Jay was coming back from a snogging session with Sean when she saw me running like there was no tomorrow, and saw Dracula chasing me. She told Dracula he was no longer welcome at Hogwarts. Then he started screaming and vanished.

Weird, I know. But Jay and Sean are still in the Hospital Wing. I'm sitting here with Bray, waiting for them to come back.

Lily

6:30 PM

Dinner

I get to eat at last! It's so exciting!

Dracula has been looking in the windows, and how I understand why Bray was freaking out about windows. She kept seeing Dracula everywhere she went.

Apparently, today is the Sixteenth Anniversary of their being half vampires. On this day, they are fully turned, and given the Vampire Right of Passage. This includes sucking the blood of one pure-blooded wizard, and numerous other bloody activities. It's really gruesome when someone goes into detail about it. Well, Bray was explaining it, and she's downright morbid sometimes, and that was one of those times.

Well, the people next to me are Frenching, so I'm going to go eat somewhere else.

Eleven minutes later

Outside the kitchens

OH MY DEAR LORD. I JUST SAW TWO HOUSE ELVES ATTEMPTING TO HAVE SEX. I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE.

HELP ME.

Lily

February 14th, 11:20 PM

The Common Room, sobbing

I have just seen the most horrid thing in the world.

I was walking back from the kitchens, when I heard something dripping by the Slytherin Dungeons. I walked towards the sound, when I saw blood, and lots of it. On the wall, the following was written in blood:

You can't deny fresh blood forever.

And right below the writing, was a body with its throat slashed. I thought the person looked familiar, when I realized who it was.

The person was James.

End Note: There. There was the plot-twisting chapter. I bet none of you expected that to happen, did you? I didn't either until I woke up twenty minutes ago, with the idea of possibly killing someone in my head. It's not said that James is DEAD. That's to be decided by this author. I think the ending fits the title, don't you?

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